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anicegoodboy: Those other girls were so dumb, weren’t they baby. They did all that dirty shit just to please you, and it still didn’t work, huh. Aren’t you glad I figured out what you really need? Don’t worry baby, I’ll train your balls for
queenlionesss: HUGE PET PEEVES OF MINE….1. When dudes hit me up with a whole speech about how they want to get to know me and then I’m like “what’s up” and then they become M.I.A. Dudes that don’t step up work my nerves and get ignored.
magickalshay: They have us happy face stress balls at work. I’ve destroyed mine. There’s yellow fluff everywhere. This would help my mood but don’t they’ll let me have it.
I love when people think they are so "country" just because they wear cowboy boots and date a farmer. Hunny, you don't know the first thing about being "country." Like the values we hold, honesty, hard-work, not quitting just because the job is tough,
I’ve been quite busy so I don’t know if I will be doing much of the large 5-7 animation sets as often now. They take numerous days of work to finish all of them so I will likely start doing single animations more often. This isn’t saying that they
dandehaane: things i need u to please know right now: bad days don’t last forever napping is never a crime all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much also dogs, they love u very much instant hot
dykey-femme:cikero:don’t choke on the boot ! due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore“passion
davidleeloca: queenofotogakure: I am so here for girls who make porn that doesn’t get a lot of notes and that don’t make a lot of sales, but they just keep hustling and working their asses off and being as bright and shining as they can be. Your
owlygem: autasticanna: Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying - Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point. - being kind
zmije:zmije:At work when a child is shouting or running around and their parent is like “stop that or they’re gonna come tell you off” or “they’re gonna shout at you” and point at me like no im not 😭 don’t make ur child afraid of me when
Take these hands they’re good for nothingYou know these hands never worked a dayTake these boots they’re going nowhereYou know these boots don’t want to strayYou got my head filled with songsYou got my shoelaces undoneTake my shirt,
boobgrowth: “Oh my god, baby… They’re so heavy! Feel my tits… They definitely grew last night! The massages are working! Please Daddy… Don’t stop now…” itschocolatecandy has started to massage her breasts to grow them naturally…
things i need u to please know right now: bad days don’t last forever napping is never a crime all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much also dogs, they love u very much instant hot chocolate
infinite-atmosphere: Why lift weight when you can lift the boyfriend? I saw someone mention they’d like to see Jack and Gabe working out together. I don’t think this is what they meant. ;3c
shiny-pokemon-giveaways: I don’t think Gamefreak is rushing Pokemon Switch. They hired a bunch of new people back in April/May 2017 to work on something which, at the time, was only described as a “console game.” So they’re not half-assing
queenofotogakure: I am so here for girls who make porn that doesn’t get a lot of notes and that don’t make a lot of sales, but they just keep hustling and working their asses off and being as bright and shining as they can be. Your worth isn’t
supagogoman: pewpuupalace: I know this is just supposed to be a funny internet picture, but it sums up pretty well why button prompts/cutscene interaction don’t always work and why they often times do more to kill the mood entirely then they do to
listsoflifehacks:If you like this list follow ListsOfLifeHacks for more like it! Don’t know if all of these actually work, but reblogging anyway just in case, since they seem pretty handy if they do.
I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit multiple choice quiz into my unit plan. but like… I fucking hate that shit. I don’t want to make students do multiple choice tests. I know they’re bullshit. They know
Hey maybe I should go and whine on the forums how WoE players get to use things like Mjolnir and Brynhild! Yeah, that’s a great idea! Because why should THEY be able to use THEIR GOD ITEMS THEY WORKED FOR AND I HAVEN’T AND THUS DON’T HAVE ANY SO
mommystouch: Fucktoys that don’t obey and waste Mommy’s time will usually get isolation treatment, and have to work their way back to getting used. For a first violation they’ll have to come for three sessions where for the entire session they
“The American dream involved some pretty basic stuff — a good job where you felt some security, a good education … People felt if they worked hard they could get there … I don’t think people went around saying to themselves, ‘I need to have
bazine02: Mah big butt. I love everyday pics of women around the house. We see beautiful women in Starbucks etc, but we don’t see the work they do that got them there. Oddly they’re just as beautiful going through the process as we can see
jhnnystorm: things i need u to please know right now: bad days don’t last forever napping is never a crime all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much also dogs, they love u very much instant hot
showslow: My sculptures are all constructed with recycled materials — old CDs, computer hard drives etc, so I classify my work as “sustainable art”. They’re a lot of fun to make, but they take an extremely long time to finish, so I don’t do
kelkarot:dykey-femme:cikero:don’t choke on the boot ! due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore“passion
teashoesandhair:If I could impart any wisdom at all from 10 years of working in TV and Film, it would be that literally none of your faves are who you think they are. You don’t know a single celebrity beyond the facade and the performance they put out
blackandmildwithgod: If your friend has a craft don’t ask for the friend discount. Give them what they’re asking or more. Believe in them and their Dreams be a good friend. They told us never to work for less, even for your mama, when I went to
al-b-damned: olivethecreative: goawfma: steve LOUD and WRONG i know this a damn fuckin lie bc rich people don’t even fuckin work. they just exploit others to do everything, so they ain’t got shit else to do but sleep and ruin our lives. Rich
sushes: MORE JAFAR work in progress. Result of a 5 hour drawing session with finni. Pretty sure red spider lilies don’t grow in fictional arabia or where ever the fuck they are. WHATEVER THEY DO NOW
hectorsalamanca: six episodes they were all like “shinji literally don’t worry at all you just have to sit there just sit there and let the robot do the work” and now they’re like “SHINJI YOU HAVE TO FIRE THE MISSILE AT THIS EXACT NANOSECOND
queenofotogakure: I am so here for girls who make porn that doesn’t get a lot of notes and that don’t make a lot of sales, but they just keep hustling and working their asses off and being as bright and shining as they can be. Your worth isn’t based
I made this shitty lil’ painting when I was at my parents’ place in August and now they think I am an ‘artist’ and they want to 'see more of my work’ and 'organise a local exposition’ … parents don’t make
tombomp: terrorible: shoutout to people who don’t get how abusive relationships work they aren’t idiots who are holding on to someone who is obviously bad for them, these things are kept secret, these things are shameful to them, they are embarrassed
things keep happening at work that i have a really bad feeling about.. and i thought my colleagues felt the same way but i found out just now they didn’t tell me a really important thing. and i don’t know if it is because they didn’t
desertbluffsnoticeboard: The creatures are growing restless. They can smell you putting off your work, and it literally makes them sick. Please, don’t procrastinate, for the sake of the creatures with names that even they cannot pronounce.
swedishcervixpoker: the-satyre: d3prav3df4m1lly: Slut training. After she finished work, she picked up her daughter from school and they went for a little shopping trip like they did every Friday afternoon. “Better start getting ready. I don’t
nicholephoenix: You know, I don’t think they meant for me when they said the new chairs at work were going to be very relaxing.
things i need u to please know right now:bad days don’t last forever napping is never a crime all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much also dogs, they love u very much instant hot chocolate takes
miss-swift: today at work i was humming out of the woods while i was ringing up a customer’s order and then they started humming along and eventually started whisper-singing the words and i don’t think i’ve ever had that much fun at work ever taylorswift
pip-ann: At work doodle I mean wow how cool would it be if I could just make doodles and draw for work all day. I should just do dumb sketches like this more often too. They’re quick and fun and don’t require a lot of time I do kinda miss “enhanced”
shwagerr: obey-mikeybee: creedence444: i-owe-you-a-tardis: samelaart: Don’t ever re-blog things, but but seriously, just made my day. Assassin’s Creed wouldn’t work in real world, they say. I love this guys camera work devinsupertramp
lordbape: why do rich people always start crying when people say they’re rich or are critical of their privilege and say “my parents work REALLY hard, my parents work SO hard for everything we have” like bitch do you think… poor people.. don’t
rasec-wizzlbang: rasec-wizzlbang: Why is there like, one piece of media with a human/monster couple where the monster is the lady, and it doesn’t work out in the end? (corpse bride)The guy’s the monster? Oh, don’t worry, they’ll work things
