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“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
Miss November: Lynette always picks the wrong socket. THE 2011 ACCIDENT-PRONE WOMEN BIKINI CALENDAR These aren’t your average bikini models. These lovely ladies have hopes and desires and problems like everyone else, but somehow they don’t let
Graagh I hate gravure idols. They are always so damn pretty or sexy or ridiculously hot but they don’t do nude work or hardcore videos. Don’t worry this time “hate” doesn’t mean I want them to stop what they’re doing
feraloidies: I’m wearing my new socks and garter belt from Sock Dreams. The belt looks a bit funny on my tummy, I think, but is really comfy, and the clips did not slip off the socks at all. Pity they don’t work right on my fishnets. You,look
Thermogenic fat burners do work, but they don’t work miracles and they’re not a substitute for proper nutrition and training. Because the primary ingredients ephedrine and caffeine are strong central nervous system stimulants, they also
December… December, man i really don’t know why always in the last month of the year, there’s a lot of work, granted! there’s a lot of companies and bussiness that they want to make a “christmas theme” advertising and illustrations and
Welp. They don’t work while charging. That sucks, so now I gotta wait. Kinda shitty, but let’s see how long the charge lasts for. in the mean time…the lights are nice, though. :/
nialllhoran: i will never understand why people boo at performers, they don’t come visit your ass at the supermarket you work at and boo when you don’t have the brand of cereal they want so why you gotta boo them at their place of work
songsabout-kay: @lucyeverleigh I think people say this kinda thing because they don’t think sex work is “necessary” and it isn’t, BUT they always view from the side of the customer, not the person who’s selling the service, and from the person
bisexualgambit:Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our
sophie-cellulite: mannomannmuc: Fettes Mädel in Bewegung Goals If creepers are gonna repost well known Web models then they should at least acknowledge who they are. This is BigCutieBoBerry, I’m not sure who to tag since I dunno if BigCuties
wannabepreggo: Some of my friends are real grade grubbers and they always get upset when professors won’t give them A’s they haven’t earned. They don’t understand what I mean when I say that even though you don’t do the work, you still have
cornputer:When high school teachers tell you, “In college they don’t let you have a notecard, you have to memorize everything,” or “teachers throw away your homework if you don’t put your name on it and they DON’T accept late work.” It’s
I was freaking out at myself because I haven’t accomplished any work at all for the past two days. Then I remembered that many normal people do this thing called a “weekend” where they intentionally don’t do their job for two days
Already at work
ask-king-sombra: And, well. Dutiful readers know what happened next. ((LOTS of gifs this time around- please click if they don’t work! Images 3, 6, 7 and 9 are all gifs. Sorry about the rushed quality- there was a lot to do in little time.)) T____T
darkfiretaimatsu: More puppet discussion, eh? Here’s how they work, sort of! And if they don’t have arms in some panels, that’s just aesthetics~ Don’t be scared of a puppet. They only look and act just like you, but made of felt and stuff~ x3
I’m so tired of people thinking they’re more open-minded than they actually are. This happens a lot at the school I’m working at. Teachers swear up and down that they are pro-choice or marriage equality, or other social issues, but
delta-piscium:what do you think of people expanding on your work in the tags (adding their own ideas, HCs, and interpretations)I don’t like it, it’s my work/idea I don’t want anyone to hijack itI don’t mind/care, it’s in the tags it doesn’t
on-her-knees-to-please: threewarmholes: If they don’t work fast enough, the brush is taken away and they must use their hair to mop the floors. If someone tried to make me use my hair to mop the floor I would be like bitch no yeah, that is a turn
Sugar: I think that working through these really difficult problems is in and of itself the strength of the gems. They always had problems and will always have problems but they don’t give up on each other. I think it’s the nature of having people
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: 5 minutes in we already got the obligatory “cell phones don’t work here” plot point that all modern horror movies are required to have They don’t really establish the bear at
1 of the reasons why relationships don’t work out is cuz…it sounds so appealing and dudes want this fantasy and they want this girl and they just think she’s so fuckin wonderful but when they get her? They don’t want everybody else to look at
atheistcartoons: Science is not a series of objects. It’s a process for modelling and better understanding reality. The models either work or they don’t. If they don’t work, scientists will start again. And the good thing about science is that
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revolutionarykoolaid: Anderson Cooper is out here doing the Lord’s work! I can’t describe the fury I have over all these conservative politicians’ suddenly giving two fucks about LGBTQ+ people (though you can read about it here). They’re full
extraneousredux: Anonymous Hi. I am 18 years old and I have a question for you. I have never had a boyfriend. Boys aren’t interested in me because I am big. I have tried all sorts of diets but they don’t work. I always get bigger. All of my friends
ultrafactorysecond: ‘Animals don’t behave like men,’ he said. ‘If they have to fight, they fight; and if they have to kill they kill. But they don’t sit down and set their wits to work to devise ways of spoiling other creatures’ lives and
xsosandy: I don’t do these ‘read and tag’ things well, cuz I’m usually on a phone and they don’t work. But my heart just grew three sizes so…humbug. And shit…You guys either need a smile or you give me one or both.@katescollage @southernights
samanthamorgans: People who make edits for fandoms work hard on them, they really do. They make them for themselves and for the fans of the character, ship. show, etc. They don’t make them to please everyone. If you don’t like the thing, don’t
lastdayslikethis: prettyblackthin: Of course, that how it works. smdh When do these dudes learn?
pettywap: lamejanesbff: lightersandcurls: quietly-islayem: dookiediamonds: detoxing: IM SCREAMING!! Tell them yes 😂😂😂😂😂 why Please tell them yes bwhahahaha YES WE DO Tell em yes so they can threaten to sue you when they
boootyfriedrice: theimaginarythoughts: thatgirlsherine: msdyanicarissa: Niggas always thirst over you when they don’t have you but once they do that shit just stop.. that’s so wack of y'all. 😴 LOUDER. The thrill of the chase Still thirst
romeo542: romeo542: all the white people in the comments explaining the context of the gif dont seem to realize the irony “but you don’t understand, jerry had a REASON to be mad at the black guy!” like when has that ever been how memes work.
rapunzel-corona-lite: lukecageblog: Mike Colter and Rosario Dawson on the set of Marvel’s Luke Cage Season 2 (source) They continuing that huh… They had no chemistry…I liked Luke and Misty more but they overselling Mike Colter’s
notquiteapinup: I guess they don’t work like they used to. Today has seriously sucked.
They’re very loyal and a very unspooky bunch of very nice girls who have written to me and said, “We don’t mean to scare you, we just like your work.”
sofapizza: jonnovstheinternet: “I work at PetSmart and they wanted us to put a pet on our nametag, but they don’t have to be your actual pet.” [via] [lucas intensifies]
work-it-out:i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling
jamiecoook: sometimes things just don’t work out // a playlist for when life sucksjim bogart // the front bottomsamerica’s suitehearts // fall out boyvagabond // wolf motherdown low // alex winstonbitter winter // san ciscocar radio // twenty one
thenames-hiccup: yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
craigtowens: “Look at the lilies and how they grow. They don’t work or make their clothing, yet Solomon in all his glory was not dressed as beautifully as they are.” (Luke 12:27)
I’m trying to work up the will to call futureshop again because they owe me money but I am fucking sick and tired of being jerked around *sigh*
Relationships are alot like fat people, they don't work out.
I never understood this idea that employees will get fired if their employer finds nude photos/pornography of them on the internet. Its basically just saying “woah, my employee has a *gasp* BODY and a sex drive!!! I am so offended, they don’t
sorrynotsorrybi: Labels are meant to help you make sense of yourself. They are not for other people to dictate, and they are not set in stone. You are allowed to shed old labels, and to take new ones when it feels appropriate, without shame. You are,
supernatasha: hot take: immigrants don’t need to love this country or swear loyalty to it to “deserve” to live here. they don’t need to work harder than anyone else, they can sit at home if they want, and they’re allowed to take full advantage
Working for yourself is fucking hard. They don’t ever tell you how much money it will really cost to put yourself through school, take you state exams & buy your supplies. I’ve blown through thousands of dollars putting myself through this program
justforsmiles: Things will work out when they work out. If they don’t work out the way you intend, don’t fret. It is probably a reminder that something needs change or attention. It’s another experience under your belt. It’s another lesson learned.
They Don't Know Teamwork Make The Dream Work
youngfreeradical:eraserdude6226:Home made tear gas mask.Fucking preppers won’t wear a surgical mask and think they don’t work but they’ll strap a 2liter to their face for teargas.
lastflunky: I watched a documentary about stylized posters and why they don’t show up as much as they used to and its because of focus group testing. A bunch of studios test out these posters on random people and when they show posters like the spiderman
hypnotic-flow:please appreciate the people that show that they care for you and your well being. don’t push them away.
kushandwizdom: That love our grandparents had, people say they want that but they don’t. They don’t want to work for it, they don’t want any part of it. It’s a nice vision, a nice picture to hang on the wall or something to claim as a “goal”
@scaryskeletman said: Maybe they just don’t want to be known as the person who wants a Mituna bodypillow? while not mentioning who commissioned something is a doable thing it’s kind of hard to work for somebody who stays on anon lmao and I’m
deathorcake: equius: people need to realize that not all transphobic remarks are intentional. if they don’t understand that what they’re saying is harmful, EDUCATE THEM, AND DO IT KINDLY. DON’T FUCKING RIP THEM A NEW ASSHOLE FOR SAYING SOMETHING
noxypep: Worked on some new OC’s :> I don’t have a name for DemonGirl yet, but I hope to use them in a webcomic someday.
dlartistanon: Protip: Don’t tag an artist’s work with backhanded compliments. “I dislike/hate X but I like the art/etc.” is a backhanded compliment. The artist drew X because they like X. So to see people reblog their work of X saying they hate
When Ghira was head of the White Fang, it was a peaceful organisation. They worked to raise awareness and would militate for equal right with nonviolent rallies. Things went downhill when Sienna took the lead, terrorist acts started under her rule. Then,
pumpkin-bread: If you are: too busy to produce content not mentally or physically up to to producing content anxious about posting your work, unfinished or otherwise shy/anxious about interacting with others that’s okay you’re not doing anything wrong.
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