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I love it when they don’t get out of character, even when they’re thanking the audience. How could he anyway? He’s a robot. A hot malebot!

The housewives of Primrose Place were looking forward to their weekly night out away from their husbands and kids. Proper wives and moms all week, they could finally let their hair down and have some fun. Each took much care in getting themselves

amateur-implant-pics: pool party! I’d fill her with cum until her friends see it leaking out and get jealous. Then they’d book appointments with her surgeon so they could get it too.

They made us take this photo so that @aprilefff could get a hat. The hat looks real good on her. So that worked out. #E3 #madmax (at Los Angeles Convention Center)

hypnok: He was just waiting for his friend to get out of the shower so they could go out. His friend came out and started swinging his cock in front of his eyes. He was confused at first but his friend started speaking in a slow soothing voice… soon

juliathesissysdream: lovesissysluttammy: Please no!! is all I could get out befor they jammed a cock in my mouth

venacoeurva: They could be affectionate so much to compensate for when they couldn’t be and this involves random acts of it like 2 seconds after they get out of bed for some reason -Don’t reupload/edit/use without proper credit, ask first please-

sheneedsithuge: I so want to be her, I’d take every load of cum they could get out of those Big Black Cocks. They could drain their cum in my mouth, pussy and ass multiple times then I’d clean all their cocks with my mouth to finish everything

requeststraightboypics: Brett, 20 Request submitted by follower When asked about the hottest time he ever got head he said that one time while waiting for his girlfriend to get out of the shower and get dressed so they could go out to dinner, his girlfri

cant-help-cheating: Your friends quickly learned that they could get your wife to drop whatever she was doing, just by pulling out their cocks.

cuckman3: Whilst on holiday in Jamaica we had a problem with our A/C, they said they could only come (literally) whilst we were in the room. so we returned from the beach to get a shower before going out. I rang reception and they said they would arrive

mysexploring: The four campers got so horny on the hike out to their campsite, but when they got there they realized that they couldn’t fuck immediately. Eric had to go back for the tents. They told him he could get laid once he brought them back.

zippo077: Cathy agreed to play the “tie up game” with the kids she was babysitting, but only if they tied her hands in front of her so she could easily get out. But they tricked her and tied the end of the rope to her bound ankles, making it impossible

Time out, guys! Those are some great dongs! I bet Zach Morris could stick his dong in A.C. Slater’s peehole and when things get awkward, they could just dip out and go to class. After the bell rings. You know, like they’re saved by the bell.

p1unk: oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please

paddysnuffles:robphoton7:lotrlocked: weaselle: There was an arrest across the street from my place in Oakland one day – three cop cars with a bullhorn and guns out – and before I could even get out the gate there were a couple people posted up and

casualbutthole:I PUT THREE KITTENS IN MY SWEATER AND POPPED THEIR HEADS OUT IN BETWEEN MY BUTTONS SO THEY COULD BREATHE AND I EXPECTED THEM TO GET MAD AND TRY TO GET OUT BUT INSTEAD THEY ALL FELL ASLEEP AND IM JUST IANDKLFODMDNS OMG

thebiggestever:Your step sisters were at it again. They loved seducing you with their perfect bodies and huge tits. They would play with each other and make out in front of you just to see how big your cock would get. They knew the longer they could

deusabinitio: charlesoberonn: At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.” Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with

ltr300-alpha6: After a night out having drinks Sera, Eliza, Mako, and Asena were starting to get frisky and decided to head home so they could relieve that. When they got back to the estate Asena stripped off her dress to let her huge cock hang free

thebiggestever:Your step sisters were at it again. They loved seducing you with their perfect bodies and huge tits. They would play with each other and make out in front of you just to see how big your cock would get. They knew the longer they could

kaciart: umocanavarum-deactivated2015040: Then one of the ponies took fright at nothing and bolted. He got into the river before they could catch him; and before they could get him out again, Fili and Kili were nearly drowned, and all the baggage that

imagine how excited reid probably gets the first halloween after they come out as agender though. they buy cute dresses with prints of bats and pumpkins on them and wear them with equally cute cardigans throughout October and they get SO EXCITED ABOUT

I’m so tired of people thinking they’re more open-minded than they actually are. This happens a lot at the school I’m working at. Teachers swear up and down that they are pro-choice or marriage equality, or other social issues, but

varous: So, we’re like a wildlife documentary, yeah? ‘Cause if they see a wounded little cub or something, they can’t just save it, they’ve got to keep filming and let it die. That’s got to be hard. I don’t think I could do that. Don’t

“It’s the oldest story in the universe. This one or any other. Boy and girl fall in love, get separated by events—war, politics, accidents in time. She’s thrown out of the hex or he’s thrown into it. Since then they’ve been yearning for

youngmarxist: So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading,

p1unk: oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please

sn0wman: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon when my mom was having the c-section done so that they could get me out, she overheard the head doctor telling the other doctors

this guy was completely fucking us over like damn i can’t even be mad. none of my teammates could get out from the respawn point and it was kill after kill.

sherlockismyholmesboi: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in movies girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

topjared: Jensen would stop Jared from sacrificing himself if it could save the world. They thought about getting tattoos together. They mirror each other, speak at the same time, finish each other’s sentences. They lived together, out of each other’s

bleekay: zuko and sokka with heavy jenna and julien vibes, is a sentence i never expected to type. idea from this post, where i could not get the thought of them making that hand mold out of my head. thank you @zukkababey for letting me get this out

sissybitchbrides: This bitchbride’s parents really thought that they could get out of their debt by making promises that could never be fulfilled, thinking they could offer up the daughter they never had, never realizing that the loan shark they were

casualbutthole: I PUT THREE KITTENS IN MY SWEATER AND POPPED THEIR HEADS OUT IN BETWEEN MY BUTTONS SO THEY COULD BREATHE AND I EXPECTED THEM TO GET MAD AND TRY TO GET OUT BUT INSTEAD THEY ALL FELL ASLEEP AND IM JUST IANDKLFODMDNS OMG

alteredasses: The whole reason they stretched her ass out so often, and so far, was so that now and then they could come back in from an afternoon run, she could bend over like this, and he could comfortably fuck her sweaty hole without having to get

ocelot-ebooks: amybrookheimers: #(he practised that line in front a mirror) #you just know it. #for MONTHS. #and when he figured out they could get underground via the third laboratory #he did a mini-jig inside #’Oh fuck yeah this line is gonna

lovesissysluttammy: Please no!! is all I could get out befor they jammed a cock in my mouth😮😊

fillmetooverflow: tinattickles: She could barely wait to get out of her panties, he could barely wait to get inside her. In their haste and desperation, neither of them even considered using a condom. 30 seconds later, they were both panting,

My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of

ifyoucarryonthisway: sometimes i dont think my parents quite understand how good a kid i am compared to the shit i could be out there getting into if they could sit in my school for one day and overhear all the shenanigans that take place amongst teens

fantasticdinos: My film teacher was talking today about how they used twins so they could get twice as many hours out of child actors. When he brought up Cole Sprouse there was a collective hiss from the back of the room.

shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and

funlittlebirdy2:theythemdaddy:concept: friends who know you’re fair game. friends who know if they wanted to get off, they could easily just pull their cock out and you’d suck it. friends who know that if they felt frustrated they could take

lovemysis-88: my two sister got drunk, and they asked me to join her in the pool.. when i arrived, i saw them topless, and my cock get hard immediatly.. they saw them, and then started to laugh.. then, told me to pull out my cock so they could make me

sn0wman: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon when my mom was having the c-section done so that they could get me out, she overheard the head doctor telling the other doctors

prettyboyshyflizzy: when you in the club with your goons, Thugged out standing on the wall waiting for someone to act up so they could get stomped out.. but Beyonce comes on

sn0wman: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon when my mom was having the c-section done so that they could get me out, she overheard the head doctor telling the other doctors

blue-eyed-country-angel:countrylovesblog-deactivated202:Trust me, if they could go faster to get out of your way, they would. They don’t do it just to piss you off.

anonfitcouple: kingmogorilla: anonfitcouple: Going up anyone?🔝 She is the epitome of a wonderful wife. I hope to meet a woman as adventurous and full of life as her… If only they could get the whole cloning process worked out 👍

ferranartist: They were all going to go out for a night on the town. They were all going to have a good time, a girl’s night out. But first, they were going to go to their friend’s house to get a bit tipsy, so that they could better enjoy the

soccer-mom-marie: Happy Titty Tuesday my partner in laughs. Get your laughing gear around these. 💋 ❤️❤️❤️ Wow. They should come with a health warning. They could take an eye out. Seriously, are they even real? They look too good to be

studsnpuds: When these guys found out their buddy was uncircumcised they stripped him and took a pic so they could post it on the internet and let all their classmates see. I wonder if it meant he went out to get circumcised!!

brainofjen: OMGOMGOMG, Brainiacs!!! Look what I found!!! ROSE GOLD colored rings!!! 😲😲😲🤩🤩🤩 I grabbed as many as I could, but since they were a one-time-only, limited edition run, once they’re sold out, they’re gone forever! Get

cutiepiesub: Teasing your dom all day when you’re out in public until they can’t take it anymore. They drag you into the car to make you ride them until you’re a crying mess, “you thought you could get away just like that, huh?” They’d growl,

Me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *critically dissecting every part and how it holds up to differing paths that they could have taken as well as fixing any characterization flaws I can see*Also me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *Weiss gets impaled*

casualbutthole:I PUT THREE KITTENS IN MY SWEATER AND POPPED THEIR HEADS OUT IN BETWEEN MY BUTTONS SO THEY COULD BREATHE AND I EXPECTED THEM TO GET MAD AND TRY TO GET OUT BUT INSTEAD THEY ALL FELL ASLEEP AND IM JUST IANDKLFODMDNS OMG

letmefindreason: I showed this to people at school and they were like “I DONT GET IT, WHY ARE SOME LETTERS BOLDED?!” hello, what does it spell people. If only they could sound out words. You’d think we were in second grade all over again.

"Get Out" Submitted As A Comedy To The Golden Globes

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