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versacepromises: versacepromises: what do lesbians do when they’re both on their period finger paint
foxinu: nsfwjynx: the-pink-mist: There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts
jannetgabriela: rejecteng: Nowadays most people ain’t even dating, they’re just talking, fucking, catching feelings, and ending up in situations Most accurate description.
devilfruits: Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
danielkanhai: whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand
secretlymisha: cas knows his whole team by name and also who their vessels were and probably their favorite colors and if they’re allergic to puppies cas is the best commander
guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn
feminismandpugsarelife: seliphra: lovrina: halfboyfriend: “are there any straight people in your story?” "no they’re not relevant to the plot” give a straight person one line of dialogue and call it representation But don’t
michaelbeara: sam: vondell-swain: adamusprime: vondell-swain: bad news apple now im wondering why i didnt make this joke those aren’t even bees though they’re wasps
glitterandmetal-yt-da: The most dramatic reaction anyone has ever had to being told they’re a drama queen.
dylanohcryin: nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH
rampagey: littleyaoithings: Yes I support gay rights. Yes I would care if you died. No I’m not going to reblog that post. And i’m especially not going to reblog seven pages worth of colorful gifs of people patting their back because they’re not
death-by-lulz: well damn. they’re on to me.
heyshezza: Since you liked the Sherlock font pack so much I made a Supernatural one aswell! Unfortunately, typography and text-on-screen is not as significant in this show as it is in Sherlock, but I tried my best. And they’re all free! Supernatural
lucilovessam: i-lied-about-my-age: toucher: i always forget there are people in there i feel like mascots are the every-day version of deadpool cosplayers Plot twist: deadpool has clones and they’re the ones wearing the mascot uniforms
black-butterfleyes: sleepyoswald: hiddleston-me-all-night-long: allons-y-sweeties: superwholockalypse: merlinweasley: How tall are you? ARE YOU KIDDING ME Yeah! Same height as Hermione :) SCARLETT FUCK YES I love how they’re all character
pish-taco: flirtations/compliments don’t mean much to cas. except when they’re from dean.
geoffrmsy: dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
trumpephile: welcome-to-the-bark-side: sweetstarfleet: SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US The gif makes the post 666% better
castielyre: castiel in every episode [44/64]: 8x02, what’s up, tiger mommy? these are not just monsters, dean, they’re leviathan. i have a price on my head
mochispaceship: kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
sebastian-stand: dioburandou: zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE
wrote: sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
rogersx: They’re onto us.
stability: sinnersdisguise: stability: By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
supermishamiga: x “It doesn’t mean anything, they’re just friends! He looks at Jared the same way!!” HAHAHHA HAHA HA
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
theweedteacher: sammymanny15: Hangin’ out Down the street They’re so fucking baked
theghastlyordealofcorey: Can we as a society please push for legislation to require all police officers to wear a camera on their uniform 100% of the time while they’re on duty, and add a clause stating that any officer accused of police brutality
deanisnotonfire: close-to-blasphemy: #NEVER> OVER TEENAGE REACTION DEAN #THE COLD SHOUDER #THEY’RE BATTLING HEAVEN AND HELL AND SAM IS DYING AND DEAN IS LIKE #how do i show cas i’m rlyrly mad at him? #oh i’ll LOOK AT HIM but not acknowledge
technicalldifficulties: awwww-cute: My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house oh my god
brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
magoberry: FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out 贶) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have
expllcit: countsassula: i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” it’s in words
happylittlebastille: troyes-lip-ring: troyes-lip-ring: Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it. It’s hard,
darkmarxsoul: iflybikes: When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.” You can’t deny that
sarahmac2301: bat-little-boy: EMMA WATSON STANDS UP TO TURKISH PRIME MINISTER’S SEXISM KEKE PALMER TO PLAY THE FIRST BLACK CINDERELLA ON BROADWAY SONY ANNOUNCED THEY’RE GONNA DO A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE WHY IS NO ONE
sociopath-in-the-tardis: its like they’re pushing them against my screen
brothersinsync: I don’t know what they’re looking at, but Jensen doesn’t like it.
biscuitmango: I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
sassykingofhell: Hi so I’m gonna tell you something about wolves okay? Are you scared of a wolf attack? Think they’re really scary if you see them in person? Don’t be! Wolves actually do not attack people! (often) According to Yellowstone Insider,
falulatonks: brooklyn99things: 1x01 | 1x20 #my first thought upon seeing this: #they’re gonna be such uncool parents
captainshroom: o shit they’re becoming self aware #plotholes
wolvesofcolor: juvjuvychan: mzminola: hungrylikethewolfie: I just need, like, a million fics featuring Stiles trying really hard to be bros with Boyd, and Boyd just sort of blandly tolerating him. #everytime Boyd says they’re not friends #he’s
dakkori: it’s incredible how a video game can have so much personal meaning and importance to you but then when you talk to another person who played it they’re like ‘yeah it was ok’ Same goes for books, movies and shows. Nothing kills your
zzzeal: Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views Shoutout to all underappreciated artists
hesitantmonster: me: nah I don’t like romance novels they’re so predictable and sappy me: *reads fanfiction of otp falling in love in 347 different ways*
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
ruingaraf: oknope: you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. #yeah i cry over fictional characters with strangers#they’re not even in the same country
ohheyrawan: sighforeverr: I don’t think we have any idea what immigrant mothers give up for us. Give up their country, their family, their entire lives to move across the globe to a country that treats them like dirt because they’re not able to
patternofdefiance: babyjesusinahotdogbun: fangirlfluffandfeminism: alpha-0mega: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack
obstinatecondolement: bidyke: barbidreamdumpster: if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
citrine8: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. Just sent this to a guy. Now we wait
oldandnewfirm: valerieparker: zartlila: #FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet I am a horrible human being They’re trying so hard.