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Rainy Day Women “Well, they’ll bone you when you’re trying to be so good They’ll bone you just like they said they would They’ll bone you when you’re tryna go home Then they’ll bone you when you’re there
boobgrowth: “Honey? Please, come home quick! I tried on that pink dress we found at the thrift shop and my… my tits! They just grew all of a sudden! They’re so big and heavy that I lost my balance, and I think they’re still growing… help
“Holy fucking shit…” Becky shook her head, trying not to stare. “Those can’t be real.”“Of course they’re not real,” Tina shot back with a smirk.“No, you dick, I know they’re fake. They can’t be… Like… Actually
dorianpavus: me: *reads someone’s interpretation of a character*me: they’re so wrong…..me: [at dinner] they’re so wrong…me: [trying to sleep] they’re so wrong….me: [in the bathroom] they’re so wrong….me: [breathing] the y RE So
black-to-the-bones:They’re always trying to ignore racism. They’re even trying to convince us it doesn’t exist anymore, even though we have to face it every day. When black people get murdered for their skin color by a white person, who was in the
littlepluto-omo: i love overalls for the sole reason that they’re hard to remove AND any subs wearing them will struggle to get them off when they’re bursting.like,, if you’re desperate and you’re trying to make it to the bathroom on time so
nymphogenophobe: I fucking love it when someone starts wetting but they’re so determined to hold it that even as they’re completely soaking themselves, they’re still crossing their legs and holding themselves and trying to walk to a bathroom. Because
mysterymanbob: just-shower-thoughts:When someone says they’re a dog person you assume they really like dogs when, in fact, they could be trying to tell you they’re some sort of mythological half-dog half-human beast. I’m a fucking sweaty furry
pattinsonrobert:They’re everywhere, they’re everywhere. They’re not going to let me go. Everywhere I turn, there’s something blocking my escape. It’s trying to prevent me from living. He’s trying to take me back somewhere. I can’t fight
they’re looping an announcement nonstop at the moment……………. I wonder if they’re trying to drive us out.
kasukasukasumisty: Steven Universe - Rose’s Room (Sneak Peek) That’s so unusal of you, Steven I know the feeling, Steven. Wow, though, look at these dorks, they’re SO excited to tell Steven what they did. They’re probably so used to
zodiacdad: STOP trying to find the faults in the astrological stereotypes. Literally just stop making posts about how they’re ‘wrong.’ They’re not. They are over-communicated and even magnified by some blogs on Tumblr because all they go by
nurture-earth: 1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower2. If you see one
prospart: Rainy Day Women “Well, they’ll bone you when you’re trying to be so good They’ll bone you just like they said they would They’ll bone you when you’re tryna go home Then they’ll bone you when you’re there all alone But I would
heyweightaminute: nurture-earth: 1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower2.
hypnoswriter: My hands feel heavy. So heavy. I’m trying to keep them up but they’re so heavy. Heavy. Ummmffff… They’re falling. They’re down.
brass-boner: You know when you stop moving mid-fuck and whoever you’re fucking gets all needy, whining and trying to fuck themselves on your cock but they’re struggling because you’re holding their hips and they can’t move as much as they want
dr-crankenstein: I find it funny that when there’s an alien trying to fit in with humans in shows they always try to do everything they can to make the humans think that they’re one of them and the humans usually find out that they’re an alien
sheeranal: Hey man if someone tries to tell you you’re not cute don’t listen to them they’re just trying to raise their own self esteem or they’re just rude as fuck and i bet a lot of money you’re a cute lil button okay
brass-boner:You know when you stop moving mid-fuck and whoever you’re fucking gets all needy, whining and trying to fuck themselves on your cock but they’re struggling because you’re holding their hips and they can’t move as much as they want
death-by-dior: nurture-earth: 1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower2.
needlekind: if asexual people need to “try” sex before they’re allowed to decide that they’re asexual, then straight men need to try sex with another man before they’re allowed to be straight. oh you’re straight??? well have you ever TRIED
penguinsledding: this quarantine, we’re bringing tumblr back! I’ve tried the other social media platforms, and I hate them! they make me use my real name! they’re always trying to sell me things! here, the mean users are random antis or racist
reputation:I love the attitude of ‘they’re a little confused but they got the spirit’ actually like someone trying to educate themselves or learn something and even though they’re wrong, they’re still trying and people supporting that effort
nurture-earth: 1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower 2. If you see one
popeyeschicken: g0kudera: myspacefamosity: I hate 10 year olds because they think they know everything and the whole time you’re with them they just are trying to explain things to you so they can look smart and they’re always fat and ugly and
photoswift: People like music when they’re in love, but they don’t need it as much. You need music when you’re missing someone or you’re pining for someone or you’re forgetting someone or you’re trying to process what just happened.
outlandlr: People like music when they’re in love, but they don’t need it as much. You need music when you’re missing someone or you’re pining for someone or you’re forgetting someone or you’re trying to process what just happened.
katieastrology: STOP trying to find the faults in the astrological stereotypes. Literally just stop making posts about how they’re ‘wrong.’ They’re not. They are over-communicated and even magnified by some blogs on Tumblr because all they go
zoeyposthuman: nurture-earth: 1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower2.
WHY CAN’T EVERYBODY JUST PARTICIPATE IN SECRET SANTA DAMNIT WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT OF COURSE WE’RE ALL BROKE ASS FUCKS, BUT IT’S EASY TO SCRAPE TOGETHER MONEY FOR A CUTE LIL SUMSUM GODDAMN I HATE PEOPLE
They say love is found around every corner You’re trying to find it but you’re just walking straight ahead. Why don’t you turn a corner instead? If only you stuck around If only you’d turn back around Then your definition of love
legrazie: aintmyjewelry:“People like music when they’re in love, but they don’t need it as much. You need music when you’re missing someone or you’re pining for someone or you’re forgetting someone or you’re trying to process what just
steverogexs: People like music when they’re in love, but they don’t need it as much. You need music when you’re missing someone or you’re pining for someone or you’re forgetting someone or you’re trying to process what just happened.
Maybe I’m stupid..But why is it that if I simply write to someone that they’re cute and/or an inspiration, the by far most common response on Tumblr is to get blocked. Sure I’m useless at interacting but I just don’t understand
They’re teaching Steven a new song. Feat. Lil angry slice of pie trying to figure out what this ‘Jam session’ they speak of. Is it a rutual to disrupt radio frequencies? We just don’t know
comic-sans-because-fuck-you said: WHAT IF, it’s down so that Hussie can upload the update without everyone showing up and crashing it, so they’re expanding the server or something! because on whatpumpkin they know and they said they’re trying
when a cashier gives you the wrong change and you notice and they still make you pass like you’re the one trying to cheat them
so i seriously attempted watching the first ep of “sakura trick” to see if my intuition was right about it or if i was just being picky …… i waaaaaaaaaaaaas RIGHT AHAHAH WHAT A MALE-GAZEY SHOW ahh how disappointing
officialunitedstates: lilblueball: officialunitedstates: one of the dumbest things that companies who advertise on here do is not respond to the people they’re trying to sell to. i just roasted gap hardcore and hundreds of people reblogged it but
did-you-kno: Photographer Christian Vieler captures the full range of emotions that appear on dogs’ faces while they’re trying to catch a treat. Source
earthdad: my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
dat-soldier: fishmech: “like, 9/11 was an inside job scoob!” “they’re trying to swooce right into our brains, scoob.”
radikitten: Ok but why do men always talk to you like they’re trying to teach you something?
Listening to MFM & a listener mentioned how they’re trying to take away the stigma of “commited” suicide & refer to it as completed suicide