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anicegoodboy: Spurt it all out for me, that’s right baby. My girlfriends will be here soon and we don’t want you having any nasty erections while they’re here, do we.
two-thousand-five: “…They’re just so afraid of change and what is progressive, they don’t know how to handle it. So I have a little sympathy but at the end of the day you can fuck all the way off. If you believe that you can tell me who I love,
Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.
penicillium-pusher: Anxious kittens know and understand what you’re going through, and they’re here to say it will be ok in the end <3
jotakboo: castielwinchestqueer: seqments: they’re here for the hot choclety wELL THEY CAN FUCKING HAVE IT OH MY GOD
dino45: She’s ready for her first family party, honey. Are all of your brothers and nephews here? Yes, they’re here. Were are our sons?
devotedpetitepet: erotic-nonfiction: Probably don’t call people fat, chubby, thick etc (even if you mean it in a nice, complimentary way) unless you know that it’s something they identify with and/or are okay with. These terms can be empowering/reclaime
castielwinchestqueer: seqments: they’re here for the hot choclety wELL THEY CAN FUCKING HAVE IT OH MY GOD
crystal-gems-against-cgl: reginaeinferos: Someone: There’s more than two genders. Doctors: Yeah. Psychologists: Basically. Scientists: Yup. Here’s several studies. Sexologists: Duh! Anthropologists: I could name like fifteen societies with more
maxkirin: Hello, writerly friends~ ♥︎ You asked for a Writing Advice Masterpost, so here it is! Below you will find a collection of the best questions and answers from the last two years. Not only that, but they are also organized so you can find
i’m really liking the direction Toriko has been taking here lately, particularly in regards to the constant improvement of the art. so that they dont look like muscles stacked on top of other muscles.
dontmesswithpluto: If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that’s what they’re getting
zohbugg: 1940’s Pinups: DC Comic’s Bombshells BUY THEM HERE!
luckyspike: drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. #THEY SOUND LIKE BALLOONS
cryforce: thewriterkid: Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom: Stay safe Congratulations That’s what they all say Different strokes for different folks I hope you have the time of your life But you have so
powerpussysays: mimi-memek0: I really like the way this is phrased. It’s so easy for people to dismiss “rape jokes” when they’re referred to as “rape jokes” because it makes rape sound like nothing more than a subject, like there aren’t
callmekitto: Eremin kissin’ faces commission done for Donnie!! they were pleased with armin’s booty I hope you are too Want a drawing from me that may or may not involve Armin’s booty? POP ON OVER HERE Aw yiss so happy with his booty. And this
alicesbread: donnie said they tagged anyone who was comfortable doing the 6 selfie challenge!!!!! so here is the me, 6 times, gayer each time, now with 35% more nose ring
rulesandlimits: You have been acting like a brat in front of our friends. Did you really think I would hesitate just because they’re here?They’ll witness exactly how we deal with your bad behaviour in this house.
u-ok: they’re here bananas are good, they said
adventuretime: Who knew these were on the way! Who cares? They’re here. Forgive the tYpos, but we’re typing this super fast so we can dart on over to Toys R Us and snag us each a Lady Rainicorn, Lumpy Space Princess (or, um, “Princess Lumpy”),
kasukasukasumisty: For the beginning, here is the full version of Rescue Rangers intro, CAUSE THAT SHIT IS GLORIOUS I love how they used to go all out for theme songs and make stuff that’s, like, 3 whole minutes longer than what you actually hear
sdzsafaripark: Do you know how the world’s tallest raptor, the secretary bird, got its name? Find out here.
alivingmel: THEY’RE HERE. If you see this… My humble request to you is to tag future things related to the new games as ‘Pokemon spoilers’ please, a lot of people don’t want to see the upcoming Pokemon until they play the game! (INCLUDING ME.)
just-bears-here: voloom: hyvä ja pyöreä….
darklittlefaun: Yay my bone mounts are finished! You can purchase them here! Everything is handmade by me, and bones are humanely collected. Only one of each is available so get them while they’re here. :)
sexwitsockson: sloth-king: mangopapi: schoolboytroy: Stop ignoring red flags just cause they’re cute. Niggas will ignore a whole Confederate flag for some pussy smh communismkills is out here wildn
hailthemadkingryan: heckyeahbatfam: internetstuperhero: Normally when you see “Sexy Superheros” you’d expect to see scantily clad women who’s costumes barely suggest the hero they’re dressing as. Here’s one for the ladies ;) I want 20
amelliwood: All of them. Everyone that you saved, everyone Sammy and I saved. They’re all dead…. You’d say, “Go hunt the djinn. Hey, it put you here, it could put you back. Your happiness for all those people’s lives. No contest, right?”
xanderthegreatest: jakemalik: ridge: i want to ask why but im not i’m so angry because if I show this to my friends who don’t have tumblr, guaranteed they’re not going to laugh at all, yet i’m here laughing like an idiot at this damn video
sebastian-stand: dioburandou: zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE
sebastian-stand:dioburandou: zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR
everambling: whatamihydn: everambling: What if the four founders hadn’t happened to have such thematically on-the-nose surnames? “While you’re here, your house will be like your family. They are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff… and Barry.”
kix–izzet-weirder: aurelia-the-aurelia: universequartz: heres some of my favorite ken m posts (click through to read em) they’re crossed the line that separates porn from ography These are literally the BEST things. If you need a laugh, THESE
jumpingjacktrash: hedgehodgemonster: toodutchforyou: i don’t get it omg who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here
dreamxxdream: So I listened to this and was hit by aruani feels out of nowhere I’m still unsure how to fit the titan trio in my reincarnation AU but I like to think Armin would be the first one to reach out to Annie if they met again. They’re a cute
penicillium-pusher:Anxious kittens know and understand what you’re going through, and they’re here to say it will be ok in the end <3
jumpingjacktrash: hedgehodgemonster: toodutchforyou: i don’t get it omg who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here I’m dying
kaible: things are awful and will remain awful for a very long time so here is a picture of two chickens with little handmade knitted capes on. Someone must love these chickens a lot to make them little chicken capes. They look so warm and lovely in
lotolle: castielwinchestqueer: seqments: they’re here for the hot choclety wELL THEY CAN FUCKING HAVE IT OH MY GOD I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!
aizenhower: their first time watching porn together they don’t remember who first suggested it, but they’re here now and just trying to get through it
japanesefashioninferno: Yankii! Sukeban! Lady Yakuza! They’re here! “Japanese Bad Girl” stamps for LINE featuring all-new retro-flavored original art by Kazumi “Batty Cheese” Nonaka! Link here: https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/1267717/en
littlemscurlyhairedprincess: bookhaus: They’re here!!!! Once I have a day off they will have a proper photo shoot. Omg so cute!
ale bought me candies from the uk and they should be here later this week i’m so excited wow
cicistories: They sat on your wishlist for months, now they’re here and there’s no going back, stop pacing around and get them on. Feel girly, feel a little feminine, touch the fabric, feel it hug your body and protect you. It’s okay sweetie <3
vextape: dwam: vextape: codecorsair: vextape: fourchambers: behind the scenes and in between too many people to name but they’re all here thank you all so much for all the fun (support more projects) ✖ This is a collection of behind the scenes,
old-clint-barton-had-a-farm: The Harry Potter Fandom (yep they’re still here)
mssarahhunter: They’re here! I’ve produced a limited number of the new and improved, lighter, stronger, and less expensive Little Death Ray Mark 3B, just in time for Christmas! They are resin cast, made in America with all American parts and materials
bbrinee: It’s cute how they (Ruby and Sapphire) hold onto each other as they’re defusing c:
whenever I see someone talking shit about me I’m like here we go someone’s SO angry again about my stuff being of WLF so they’re looking for something else to complain about to justify their unjustified hate, then I scroll a post down and I see
random thought but i like when The Straights™ think they’re super edgy and unique when they ship straight ships in a fandom with predominantly more gay ships sure jan
I’m getting to that part when you’re talking to someone & you start overthinking off of nothing & wonder if they’re even into you anymore & blah blah
