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illumahottie: hunnessy: #when they sucking on ur clit and then they uh #slide them 1-2 fingers in #and start digging for the answers to life in ya pussy #and the lord himself comes down and gives you a high five #like bitch u made it
supremeleaderkylorens: My name is Robert Hawkins. It is 6:42 AM, on Saturday May 23rd. Approximately seven hours ago, uh, some thing attacked the city. I don’t know what it is. Um, if you found this tape, I mean if you’re watching this, then you
wickedlywenchy: This drives me insane!! Followed by some clit smacking and then long, slow, deep fucking……uh huh!!!!
squarekun: squarekun: so i told my mom i wanted cards against humanity for christmas then i hear from the computer room “is cards against humanity some anime thing?” and i’m like “uh it shouldn’t be why?” and i walk in and she had searched
sincestkid: THINKING: He is going to cum any minute and i am cumming again………..“UUUHH-UH-OHHHHH…… Ohhhhhh myyyy gooddddddd………….deeper bro deeper….FUUUUCCCCKKKK…… CUM IN ME!!!!!”THINKING: Then it hit me, how will i explain
fillingherslowly: impregnationfreak: “Oh god I want you to cum in me so bad….”“Mmmm….I’d love to, baby. You’re on birth control, right?”“Nope, never have been.”“Uh….then I’m not gonna cum in you, baby!”“Oh come on, I know
kittymudface: uh-knee-ka: conflictingheart: THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3
littleblog4me: daddys-lovemuffin: kitty-kitty-kitten: prettylittle-princess8: Uh oh…🙈🙊 I’m actually more excited then scared 🙊🙊 I love this 🙈 I’m excited and scared
kreuzader: solar-hunter: Uh…ok then same
demondetoxmanual: moved-mykingackles: Jensen answering questions from his biggest fan, Danneel. I will forever reblog this… just look at him. First he’s all like: “Yeah, alright ‘biggest fan’ uh-huh, whatever, just shoot.” Then in the 2nd
mamavalkyrie: kittymudface: uh-knee-ka: conflictingheart: THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so
worcanna: hellaskella-x: aggressivethespian: so i was playing fallout and this happened so I uh yeah Codsworth is gonna have a bad time. I laughed more then i should of.
barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published
microcroft: sailor–spoon: siniristiriita: cat: hey you gonna eat that? human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food. cat: free game then. Cool. human: be my guest.
goldenxtongued: kropotkindersurprise: June 2019 - Protesters in Hong Kong use traffic cones to contain the gas from tear gas grenades, then drown them in water. [video] reblogging for uh. pure scientific purposes
“I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.”The Shining (1980) dir Stanley Kubrick
mgs3: men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons
tyrannical-tapeworm: bringing back my magnum opus of a post to clarify what each of these examples correspond to: good: minuscule eh: bugs life no: antz uh: bee movie okay then: this mess
cathper: paintingparadox: cathper: paintingparadox: you LITERALLY burnt my toes off but go off i guess Yea? and when your crisp toesies are in my nice stew then what will you do about it ? Huh Brother? h uh??? ccry please dont make my toes into a stew
cosmicgf:no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood
triple-quote-omo: “Aw looks like somebody has had a little accident.”“What? Oh, no I just got caught in the rain”“Uh-huh? Then why are only your pants wet?”Request by peers-post
pukind: pukind: ”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?” ”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT
“Unt-uh. Don’t move. This what you came in here for, right? Take this dick.” “I’m taking it, boy,” Taraji fussed with a lustful giggle. I smacked her phat, chocolate brown ass as I told her, “Then bend over…all the way over.” Out of
“Can you tell me what you were doing then, Drew?” Jane asks, giving no hints in her tone of voice what her feelings are. “Uh…I was…errr…” I begin. “Go on, say it. Tell me what you were doing.” She presses. “Iwaspretendingtofuckyourfacesorry.”
bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
sherlockspeare: freemanist: I hope you have a great time. Um, I leave here, and then go and do the third episode of the third season of Sherlock, which I love, uh maybe even more than you do. I’m looking forward to it greatly. (x)
crystalqueer: My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and Now I’m terrified.
imsohornyithurts: NUH UH, MARISSA MAYER, THE CEO OF YAHOO IS AGAINST THAT. SHE WANTS TUMBLR PORN. IT HELPS ADD A DEVERSIFIED FAN BASE TO TUMBLR. SHE WANTS TUMBLR TO BE A PLACE FOR KIDS, TEENS AND ADULTS. IF WE JUST PUT KIDDY STUFF THEN ADULTS AND TEENS
catiebriehart: uh-knee-ka: conflictingheart: THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3
limebreaker: Adoptable! This is Lilac, the, uh …horny rabbit(?)! I hope you’re thirsty, ‘cause she brought enough for everyone, and then some. Bid for her over on FA!
beyoncefeyonce-blog: i hate when you’re in class and you completely zone out and then the teacher stops talking and everyone starts to do work and you’re just like uh wat r we doing fuck my life
premedsugarxo: omgwtfmia: manichoe: When I first got in the bowl: “So umm.. uh… what price range are you comfortable with? ☺️” Now: “I’ve been accustomed to this and that, and if you don’t meet my requirements then you can go find
disasterbithirst:the Hottest Thing Ever is when someone is running their fingers through your hair and then pull just a little without warning like,,, fuck okay uh i’m yours now i guess, fuck me if you want also
note-a-bear:fuckyeahvintage-retro: Yellowstone, WY c.1950s-60s © Ryan Khatam “So, uh, you gotta take a left at the fork, and then there’s this…you’ll see a gully, trust me: you’ll know it when you see it. When you see the gully, go until
consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord: caniborrowyoursanity: nowyoukno: nowyoukno some last words See More Daily Facts Here! I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew “Uh Oh.”
mitchrobertsxxx: I’m like a #pornGenie granting wishes. This client didn’t want to be touched. He wanted me to fuck his friend while he watched and then post a pic of it on my blog. Uh fuck yea I think I can do that and you’re gonna pay me too?!
impregnationfreak: “Oh god I want you to cum in me so bad….”“Mmmm….I’d love to, baby. You’re on birth control, right?”“Nope, never have been.”“Uh….then I’m not gonna cum in you, baby!”“Oh come on, I know you want to….every
kingsandwich: “I have this brilliant idea. You see this dollar?” “Yeah” “Okay, I’m gonna set it on fire” “Uh what-“ “yeah, then I’m gonna take a picture of it” “But that’s a perfectly good doll-“ “and put it on the internet”
hella-g4y: Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal Uh, no, cuz I NEVER do anything illegal! 😏
Sabrina gave Mr. Crude a mean stare and then said, “Well, now you’ve done it!”“Uh-oh! What have I done?”“You’ve gone and given me another thing to crave.”“I’m sorry. I’m lost. What are you talking about, Sabrina?”“The way you
Standing outside in the sunshine, Sabrina looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Pull my zipper down and you can play with my boobs.”“Out here?” he asked.“Uh-huh… and then you can reach under my skirt and finger me. I’m not wearing a thong.”“And
hmmmmmmmm uh oh. this is not good. i hate when one little thing triggers thoughts and then BAM. oh my goodness.
mgs3:men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons
thingssthatmakemewettt: disasterbithirst:the Hottest Thing Ever is when someone is running their fingers through your hair and then pull just a little without warning like,,, fuck okay uh i’m yours now i guess, fuck me if you want also @mossyoakmaster
bridle-and-bit: controlandsurrender: “um.. like, I used to wear a lot of leather and uh… latex and stuff? And like, people totally looked up to me and I made decisions and stuff? But then I met Master and he like.. totally changed my life.
daddy4kik: “I’m sorry you had a bad day at work, Daddy.” “It’s okay sweetheart. I’m just glad I’m home.” “Uh huh, because then your little girl can take care of you, huh Daddy? Don’t worry, I’ll make you feel all better Daddy, I
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