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girlsattack: The Talking Bird, 1959.

Liked on YouTube: “Top 10 Smartest Talking Birds In The World HD” http://youtu.be/0VEmw4qwel4

riik-mayall: Shall we talk of the birds and the bee gees

I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing enough when my parents insisted on my brother and I dressing up nicely for it and both being present (without telling us why beforehand, naturally). And, of course, there was the fact that

the birds are chirping, thats my cue to go to bed LOL good night friends

There’s loads of ravens around here so we like to leave out in-shell peanuts for them ‘cause they love those. The other day I found they were shelling the peanuts and stashing them in this little hole on the fence!

Logic of the bird

mystical-flute: nothingeverlost: rootbeergoddess: insaneantics: lumos63: ripfredweasley: loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!) Reblogging

elionking: weavemama: shoutout to the person who cared enough to save the burrito bird bois from a major hurricane They trash talking in this pic. One of them just said “you better be gladd i’m wrapped up like this. Soon as they let me out you a

loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)

trashfirefallon: jocelyncade: trashfirefallon: We also offer funerals for your beloved pets. We are prepared to handle: Dogs All 9 lives of The Cat Hamsters Ranchos Guinea pigs Actual pigs Snails Lizards Snakes Birds Talking birds Giant Isopods The

the-library-alcove: mourge: talk about getting two birds stoned at once working-class-worm: Dope That just means that the local economies will be able to recover without a predatory megacorp sucking them dry as well! What a win-win! And that’s

fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

mostlycatsmostly: A brief history of Thor talking to birds. (via I H Laking)

fartymcmly: cute date ideas: follow birds around talk to birds draw birds together go to the zoo to look at the birds go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them birds

grapes-of-laugh: iampretending: penicillium-pusher:CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THERE ARE MORE OF THESE grapes-of-laugh is this what you like??? are these the correct birds?? ? birb? yes? YES ETHAN GOD BLESS

boneralmighty: I remember back when my Mom gave me the whole “birds and the bees” speech. It was fairly boring until she started talking about the role that “bouncing breasts” play, in regards to helping arouse a man so that he could produce

todaysbird: ordinaryredtail: Meet Baldwin, a black vulture at the Dallas Zoo! He is showing off his classic “vulture walk” during a talk about positive reinforcement training. Friendly Goblin Shuffle <3

ratchet-jean: gifak-net: American Woodcock [ video ] well you can tell by the way i use my walk im a women’s man, no time to talk omg! x3

ladyhistory:becausebirds: NO ONE INTERRUPTS BIRD THIS IS WHAT TEACHING HIGH SCHOOL IS LIKE xD! I love how he talks back to it later on. Also, THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BE ON NATGEO AND/OR THE DISCOVERY NETWORK CHANNELS DAMMIT. >_> Not dumb freaking

eammod:deltagreenofficial:stickyvalentine:A Peregrine Falcon defends its nest from a Red Tailed Hawk.JESUS FUCKYeah so the Peregrine Falcon is one of the fastest animals on earth!!! In free fall the Peregrine falcon can achieve speeds in excess of 380

musingsdeme: distortion101: Casual looks onthevergeofsomethingawesome look, it’s the geese from the Aristocats in real life Scandalous I pity the poor soul that had to wrestle all these birds into those outfits. I don’t know about your geese,

snailmusic:flock-talk:So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained forhi i made a poster off of her

howtohavegaysubtext: moofrog: callmekitto: luckstergal: aobatoppingnoiz: weloveshortvideos: Talking Macaw shushes other bird. omfG BEST IT PUT ITS TALON TO ITS BEAK R U KIDDIN ME BIRDS ARE THE BEST The eyes scare me but even so…

ttotheaffy replied to your post: We recently had some jays in the garden and having never seen one in the flesh before I was surprised to see how similar they are to magpies. Then I thought “I wonder if Arte knows” so I am here to talk to you about

ttotheaffy: artemispanthar: ttotheaffy replied to your post: We recently had some jays in the garden and having never seen one in the flesh before I was surprised to see how similar they are to magpies. Then I thought “I wonder if Arte knows” so

chakuufoxdragon: The bird in Giant Woman had a bunch of gems inside And when Opal hit it, the bird exploded into a bunch of tiny birds I think that was a gem fusion of a BUNCH of gems so gem fusions don’t have a number limit, any amount of gems can

the-andorian-mining-consortium replied to your post: The worst joke I ever saw on a popsicl… Because “flipping the bird”? Probably would’ve worked better as a joke if they worded it like that, but maybe not so appropriate for children

“This sunset is beautiful, it reminds me of a song. And this tune those birds are singing, I know a song like that, listen. The ocean, a song. That tree, an even better song. And this rock? I know a song about that too. This monster reminds me of a

squeakwee replied to your post: squeakwee asked:what has been on …WOW awesome art!! it’s really good + no I meant the bird but I guess the bird with teeth on your pic *is* Artie??aw, thanks :D and ohh, I got confused ‘cause I actually did

OK so no one asked but I want to share my reasoning behind making Rose a Pink-Headed Duck when I drew the Gems as birds. It was partially because it was a duck, which fit in with the duck (Rose) + beaver (Greg) = platypus (Steven) thing I was doing and

loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)

that one bird pokemon they kinda show in the video for Sun and Moon looks like Pearl shapeshifted into a birdlike, it has her hair? Its like the same shape and color as her hairEDIT:

The Lion Guard is a really cute show

bird-inatrashcan: Stoic Jackal Edgelord tries to be Cool; sabotaged by Murderous Roomba w a Knife, more news at seven We were talking about which teams might appear in Team Sonic Racing and Sketcher was like, maybe there’s a bad guy team. Imagine these

letmeinimafairy:An anchor for the future - a gift for my friend from Zaporozhye. Before the war we talked about naval history and folklore, and I came up with the idea about swallows. In nautical folklore swallows are believed to be either psychopomps

"I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings."

talking-birds: c-stardom: REBLOG IF YOU SEE PEARL. I did it. I finally did it. After years of harsh searching, sweat, and tears, I found it. I haven’t left the room in about four months. My parents called the police, and they are standing outside

loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thank you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)

sansasong-deactivated20160227: “You’re like one of those birds from the Summer Isles, aren’t you? A pretty little talking bird, repeating all the pretty little words they taught you to recite.”

krxs10: YOUNG UNARMED BLACK MAN SHOT AND PARALYZED IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD BY FAKE COP FOR TALKING TO WHITE GIRL IN HIS CAR On February 4, sitting in his own car in his own neighborhood, talking to a female passenger, Monroe Bird was shot in the neck by

sexshunate: And this my friends is EXACTLY how the talk about the “birds and the bees” should be presented! :)

mostlycatsmostly: A brief history of Thor talking to birds. (via I H Laking)

filthyfamilyfilms6: MOMMY’S GIRL: BIRDS AND THE BEES (2015)Part 6 of 6 A mother/daughter incest sceneAn open-minded mother (Cherie Deville) decides that it is time to have “the talk” with her teenage daughter (Alli Rae). But she is pleasantly

boneralmighty: I remember back when my Mom gave me the whole “birds and the bees” speech. It was fairly boring until she started talking about the role that “bouncing breasts” play, in regards to helping arouse a man so that he could produce

bewbin: pastallama:bewbin: the ability to fly requires hollow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. whya group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that

trashfirefallon: jocelyncade: trashfirefallon: We also offer funerals for your beloved pets. We are prepared to handle: Dogs All 9 lives of The Cat Hamsters Ranchos Guinea pigs Actual pigs Snails Lizards Snakes Birds Talking birds Giant Isopods The

The Talking Bird, 1959.

dutchster: son, i think it’s time we had the talk about the birds and the bees. ever since the nuclear war they have become our masters. please obey their orders and serve them well

Talking Bird: Kissing the Cottonmouth (WIP)

mywonderfulreads: loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!) My heart can’t handle this 💔

I want to live in a cute seaside cottage with a garden full of pretty flowers and butterflies, and birds nesting in the trees, and I want to own a border collie and every afternoon we’ll go down and walk by the shore and watch the sunset.

i actually ended up buying the sailor fuku……… kill 2 birds with one stone right ? why just get a skirt when i can get a skirt with a cute outfit LOL

I want to live in a cottage close to the water, surrounded by sunrises and sunsets, and greenery, and birds singing every morning. To curl up near the window nook and watch the rain splatter against the glass while I drink a mocha and use my future dog

if you ever meet me irl be warned this is how i’ll act> “omg look at that bird”> “look at those lizards on that pole !!!”> “i see a line of ants over there, they’re so hardworking you go little dudes”> “look at the lady

loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thank you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)

loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thank you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)

Ooh i haven’t seen this image before.Surprisingly - very surprisingly considering this is me talking, i’ve never actually seen an arakkoa’s butt… since they’re clothed in game and i don’t know how to get the model viewer to display them

step-stuff: gifsgames: That laughter, thought Ciri watching swarms of black birds flying eastwards, that laughter, shared and sincere, really brought us together, her and me. We understood – both she and I – that we can laugh and talk together

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