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glitterswitch: Worst porn ever, part deux. DON’T FUCK WITH THE CHOCOLATE TIP IN MY DRUMSTICK CONE, I WILL FUCK YOU UP. Or get really pouty and bratty, either way. I need to find a way to slow motion the :15 second mark cuz that was some ninja shit.
drunkvanity: shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.
theevolutionofnerdy: zohbugg: theatretroubles: I find it frustrating how accurate and just slightly over the top these two were portrayed. Over the top? HAVE YOU MET ACTORS BEFORE? This shit was spot on. as an actor, I can confirm this.
Just finished the queue, we’ll answer the questions and shit you guys have left us and might leave us when we get back. Here’s to hoping T gets really fucked up and finds a girl she likes! ;) - D
neonessgifs: Kind of a test run to see how I like it…folks love to steal shit so Im wondering if I should just put the whole url…make no mistake… once I find a way to get it centered…lol… this is daddyskitty by the way
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steakpanties: steakpanties: steakpanties: thERES FUCKING BIRD SHIT ON MY CAR AGAIN IM GOING TO PUNCH EVERY BIRD I SEE IN THE FUCKING STOMACH THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK u know what I’m going to do? I’m going to find out where this fucker
sadisticxxpanda: 2-shane-s: I wanna see a video where it’s like “dad finds out kid smokes weed and fights him” but like instead of the kid just taking a beating the kid whoops his dad’s ass that would be sick OH SHIT
jowji:if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle
destructive-pain: drunkvanity: shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.
dedoarts: spankzilla85: tyrantisterror: akaneskiryu: spankzilla85: falseprophet: crow821: lololololol what So like… Are they getting hitched or nah? “FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BECAUSE WE ARE WATCHING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF IT”
illkim: You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
yo tariq, i’ll be right back. bout to go take a ride around the block and try to score some blow and find a hooker. if angie calls, tell her i’m taking a shit or something. oh, and if my a & r calls, tell him the album is almost
spooky-ichi: knifeandlighter: You know what I didn’t get, Genos had been chasing the cyborg that murdered his family, when did he find the time to get all that money? doin super hero shit. they get paid for doin good They had just started being
axeystuff: krisispiss: taliasturm: krisispiss: I’m having VERY vivid memories of finding a DS stylus that was the pokemon Mew with a GIANT cock that had the stylus tip coming out of it and I’m not sure if its real HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL AND WORSE
drunkvanity: shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.
I swear I find the weirdest shit in the weirdest places at this job.
Now people are bitching because there’s no Thanksgiving event on fRO? I am literally unable to find a palm big enough for this shit. (Did it ever occur to you guys that fRO is the european localization of the game? And thus it mainly has… european
venusflowerart: jessicaanner: Not mine HD Source The amount of times I see this shit frustrates me to no end. It makes me cringe so much and makes me sad that it’s hard to find drawn pr0n with internal shots without cringing in agony at the sight of
footsiehotwife:Thursday, May 3 We are on our way home from Slovenia. Now we are at the hotel in Graz (Austria). The room is expensive but looks like shit. I don’t know how deep Austrians have to dig in their asses to find such an insane prices… I
kenisle: when you find a fic that actually addresses the consequences of all the fucked up shit your favorite character(s) went through
naturepunk: Gettin’ real tired of finding this kind of shit. Tattoo artists: Please be sure the work you are doing on clients does not, in fact, belong to other artists. And when doing the likeness of a person, ensure that said person is okay with
cloneclubsandwich: what i really want to find out in season 3 is if sarah ever paid that parking ticket she got back in season 1 like she just threw it to the side you still have to pay that shit sarah the government doesnt care what kind of clone war
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
thinkofthegunstheysell: you-can-t-save-thewinchesters: jmoosalecki: #OH SHIT #DEAN CAN’T FIND ABOUT MY ACTING CAREER #AND THE FACT THAT I PLAYED A CHARATER CALLED DEAN #AND THE FACT THAT STANFORD WAS ACTUALLY JUST A COVER #GO GO GO supernatural
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
hidesawell: (via ieatcatlitter) UGH these fucking books scared the fucking shit out of me. Fuck you, Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark. Fuck you. Gah they did to me too! Hmm I need to go find this book and own it hehehe
pr-aaatem: spitecho: prettyfuckinperfect: this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms. You come home from work and find your pets and toddler floating
futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over
andthenewt: weirdnessloveandscifi: bohemian-napsody: very fucking punny you shits teeth with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
jowji: if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle
watch the creators pull the “detransforming while kissing” shit on us when they find out each other’s identities and get together
linda-belcher:shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.
sg-roadbuster: futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
comradewodka: tyrantisterror: akaneskiryu: spankzilla85: falseprophet: crow821: lololololol what So like… Are they getting hitched or nah? “FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BECAUSE WE ARE WATCHING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF IT” - my wife
WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY BALLS OF FAT ON MY CHEST IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
feared-by-str8-bois:nail-bat-lesbian: hellenhighwater: exit6666: The Dance of a Thousand Hands. This is so surreal for something that includes zero special effects of any kind HOLY SHIT If this is the group I think it is (you can find them
ralwood: spoogebank: blueyeypup: Sorry for the change. I know this is a white dick, but holy shit look at all that cum. Wish I could find a black man that could cum like that. I would drink it down for every meal. Straight from the tap. Fuck I’d
greatbritishbakeoff: official-creepypasta: Imagine finding this in your basement. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so dedicated to lord of the rings I hope this is real omg Nope. After the door, I woulda said nope. Shit sounds too much like
karadin: stayingwoke: Shit, at Obama’s inauguration you couldn’t find an empty seat. Trump paid for people to cheer him at the start of his campaign, and at his recent press conference, so it’s only fitting that he has to pay people to fill the
muvaearth: naturally-jada: blackmodel: tomfordvelvetorchid: I love her Kash Doll- For Everybody Shouldn’t she be checking her man Is that even the point They should be getting at him instead of each other, but this shit bang. Gotta find the
sadfairiesclub: mental illness is weird because even if the toughest shit has been going on i didn’t shed a tear and then literally got a mental breakdown because i couldn’t find my watch the other day
