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Had a kick-ass holiday shoot this week. Â Let’s start things off with the lovely Lexi Styles!

Things got pretty crazy at the work Christmas party.

See, I take photos of females at all ages. Ask me anything.“Leaving the things that you learned behindLeaving the things that you love behindAll of the things that you learned were realNothing except for the years”-“TOYS IN THE ATTIC&rdq

vintagegal: “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.” The Lost Boys (1987)

grimphantom2: ninsegado91: no-lasko: Christmas Commission for ThaMan The things parents will go through to put kids through college and/or buy a bigger boat. Merry Christmas! She must be freezing lol And the outfit is not helping much lol

Tracey De SantaClick Picture for Full ResolutionNote: Felt like doing more Tracey. Fairly simple except for manipulating the bikini. I Have a Reblog Tumblr! Go follow it for all the artists whose work I love and am Inspired by, or just things I generally

boballthetime: The hardest thing I’ve ever done: tie the *teeny* Santa hat on Grimlock. How can you not love Bob…? Geek wet dream. Funny, cute: and hot to boot.

theicarustheory: So a bunch of us did a Secret Santa Art thing in Homestuck PH and I made this! Merry Christmas Lincham! Hope you like your DirkJake! BONUS: BECAUSE THESE DORKS HAD NEVER EXPERIENCE SNOW BEFORE AND JAKE IS KINDA LIKE WOW DIRK ITS KINDA

littlebigturtleme: »IF EVERYTHING CAN HAPPEN HAPPENS, YOU CAN NEVER DO THE WRONG THING. YOU’RE JUST DOING WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO«Christmas present for @sugarmaus (’cause I’m her secret santa for the @hannigramholidayexchange, but shhh! ;)

What I love most about this photo is that is encompasses the 2 things I love most. Boobs and kick ass styling :) chrisgooden: Model - Leslie-Marie Santa Location - The Magic Shop Makeup - Manchester Hair - Shear Terror Hair Design

tastefullyoffensive: The first thing you learn about Santa. [jimbenton]

leyparis: sexyboysnbigdicks: manuponman: Now isn’t he just special. voyagebysexualdiscovery: This sexy young freaky Bi nig is on my Christmas list Santa u hear me ???? I need him in my life He is just the cutest thing with a nice dick

negasimon-draws:Ohhey, heard its wags birthday on the 20thSo, Nsfw for the nsfw-artist -w-I call it “Santas little helpers” Fuck! Thanks negasimon! That was the first thing on my dash when I opened it, sure is a sexy as fuck birthday gift~ thanks

Okay, so I’ve got some access to be able to post things for a few. Send in your submissions! Guidelines: Try and include some kind of school logo or send in the picture from your .edu e-mail (both will serve as verification). Or, if you just happen

Isn’t Santa Belle just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen!?!? ~Shutterfly

starrycranes: Q: What present would you give your girlfriend for Christmas or anniversary?Rocky: a warm hug and *starts laughing*Jinjin: perfume and a video of him wrapping itMJ: Santa

taraljc: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: this is the only ship that matters THEY MADE THIS INTO A BOOK CALLED “SANTA’S HUSBAND” I AM SO FULL OF SQUEE OMG

ainitsuite-agape:My gift for @callmetrassh for the Otayuri Secret Santa @otayurigiftexchange <3 I followed her prompt “Just the two of them getting to see each other after months of not seeing each other face to face. Otabek could be visiting Yuri,

my asanoya secret santa gift for @flower-tier, the prompt i chose was ‘playing in the snow’ (which tbh became more of a ‘cuddling in the snow’ but ehhh whatever same thing)happy holidays my pal, hope you like it <3

worksafewoof:heyyyy @1aney, happy holidays from your secret santa! hope you’ve had a fun and relaxing time this holiday season~

vespiquer:radracoon:thislife0fcyn:666hail-santa::’)Wow. I wish this happened more often. jesus fucking christ can people do nice things without making pictures and trying to get attention on the internet or people can do nice things, take pictures

claraosiwald: Clara put the girl to bed in a hurry but that was mostly due to her eager spirit anyway. She was at the age where Christmas was at it’s most fun. Clara

claraosiwald: Clara could tell that meant a lot to Rose. ❝Of course you make an impression. Don’t think I haven’t noticed you showering her with presents,❞

claraosiwald: claraosiwaldarchive: Clara wasn’t in the best at dealing with talks of the Doctor. Least not anymore. Now that he was gone, she’d been trying to distract herself as much as possible. One of those exercises

claraosiwald: ❝ As a matter of fact, I do. ❞ Normally she wouldn’t be one for drinking while still technically looking after children but seeing as it was Christmas Eve, her mum had even told Clara she

claraosiwald: It amused Clara to see how excited Rose was about Christmas films —- it even made Clara nostalgic for something she had never experienced. ( Well, to say she’d never experienced it wasn’t entirely true. She

claraosiwald: ❝ —– Lucky Maebh’s mum is good at picking, ❞ Clara laughed, making light of the situation. They didn’t need to touch on Rose’s immortality tonight, but if the wine went to the right spot then Clara might

Ok so I was looking for something for my mom in a box of old things and I came across a Christmas story I wrote when I was 13 or so. The whole story is pretty silly (it’s basically a Santa cancels Christmas deal) with a surprising amount of cruelty

she-better-not-see: I drew this last winter for the Secret Santa thing, and I’m still really proud of it because, well, since I made it for someone else, I put more effort into it than I normally do.

falloutconfessions: “I really want to see a wasteland Christmas tree and a wasteland Santa. The children of the wasteland deserve some teddy bears!” Fallout Confessions

santa: gyzym: sheafrotherdon: the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.” This is the best thing I have ever seen oh my god

prostatemodern: thejollyrebel: Santa with that ass so fat Let me see them buttcheeks clap on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

markruffalo: Recently at Water Defense, we’ve been doing a lot of investigation in Santa Barbara with the Refugio oil spill and documenting the whole thing. Head on over here for more “behind the scenes” pictures of what we did: on.fb.me/1IbqGkX

always-a-slave: Not much makes me cry but this right here I cried… this has to be the best thing I have ever heard.. tarzanna: All the little boy was going to ask Santa for was his father to come back from Iraq. Little did he know, his wish would

danipup: santa is an absolute asshole in that cartoon, and i haven’t watched it in over 20 years because of.the entire thing is honestly one of the worst messages ever to give to children.

schandbringer: I know the last thing was DriftPercy too but it’s the Holidays and Santa would’ve wanted this.

Things I’d like for Christmas -Game of Thrones back on tv -Sherlock season 4 -next season of Hannibal -the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie to come out -Mockingjay part two And while I’m wishing for things that aren’t coming anytime

prostatemodern: thejollyrebel: Santa with that ass so fat Let me see them buttcheeks clap on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

shanesalley: I was wandering down Santa Monica sipping a cocktail from a Big Gulp cup, jamming to Ace of Base and texting an old friend about her upcoming Vegas wedding. I was feeling my oats, more than a little tipsy and the next thing I knew, I was

santa-not-satan: teh-accidental-trap: santa-not-satan: the best thing in the world has to be running your fingers through a girls hair really slowly before pulling on it really firmly so she tilts her head back so you can gently press your lips against

souda-claus: souda-claus: IT’S 2 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS I CAN’T WAIT TO STICK MY DICK IN A PRESENT BOX OH BOY I AM GONNA FUCK THE PRESENTS SO HARD SANTA WON’T BE THE ONLY THING COMING what the fuck was i smoking last night

shanesalley: I was wandering down Santa Monica sipping a cocktail from a Big Gulp cup, jamming to Ace of Base and texting an old friend about her upcoming Vegas wedding. I was feeling my oats, more than a little tipsy and the next thing I knew, I was

cumandplaywithdaddy: My little girl proving to Santa that being naughty can be a extremely nice thing.

breakingnews:Actor Harrison Ford injured in Santa Monica, Calif., plane crashNBC News: Actor Harrison Ford was reported injured when a vintage plane he was piloting crashed at a Santa Monica, Calif., golf course. Officials said the pilot, who they could

hispirategirl: submissiveinclination: catiebriehart: It’s fun trying to get off Santa’s Naughty list, although the same thing that got my there is now going to get me off….. in more ways than one… *giggle* ~CATIE~ ~smirk~ Hmmm… Daddy does

Rupert: When the party’s over, we’re gonna spend Christmas at home with our families, but some of these children will be too sick to do that this year and they have to stay in hospitals. Tom: But you know, the great thing is that thanks to Text Santa,

itsmysecretdesires: Santa came early (and so did I) because the only thing on my Christmas list this year was getting Jeff under the mistletoe and riding his north pole til his sack is empty. I never thought it was happen at the neighborhood block

Your chimney isn’t the only thing Santa is going to come down

in-dreams-we-enter-a-world: Here are all the of Parks and Rec secret Santa things in Entertainment Weekly

“One thing about living in Santa Clara I never could stomach… All the damn vampires.”Tell me some of your fave 80s movies. I grew up with The Lost Boys and I think it’s still fantastic, it aged so damn well.

catiebriehart: It’s fun trying to get off Santa’s Naughty list, although the same thing that got my there is now going to get me off….. in more ways than one… *giggle* ~CATIE~ Tis the season to be naughty.. lol

chi-c: wuunderwall: A 3 day old fawn and a 3 weeks old bobcat kitten take shelter together after the santa barbara wildfire in 2009. omggg the most adorable thing ever

saucefactory: teacupinastorm: #THIS WAS THE BEST THING LAST YEAR AND ITS STILL THE BEST THING RIGHT NOW ARE THEY ON DRUGS OR WHAT WHAT’RE YOU FEEDIN’ THEM SANTA FESS UP

Starbucks ain’t the only thing coming soon😂😂😂

kinkydaydreams: the greatest thing santa will ever put under your tree xo

Sprite & Santa Propaganda

boy2spank: Me in a cute, red thong. There’s a bow in the back (may post that tomorrow). You can make out the outline of my chastity device underneath. That thong barely covers the essentials… Cute, or not?

cdmarymcg: Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, Her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear. In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight,

ok guys i didn’t know there was a new XL DS??? cause i was at walmart earlier tonight and i was about to show my mom the DS section to tell her that that was what i wanted santa to bring me and then i just sAW IT XL i flipped my shit but its like

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