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bigcuties: BigCutie MizzPuss is the Not So Little Elf! MizzPuss is all dolled up for her last shift in Santa’s workshop, but let’s be real…she’s not gonna get anything done! She’s here as eye candy, to keep you motivated! See this set and more
An amv tribute to Basquash’s Haruka Gracia. Song: "Primeras Impresiones (Quiero Ser Santa!),“ by Sabrina Sabrok. Some comments say that Ms. Sabrok is a real-life version of Haruka. Some say that Basquash censors the good stuff
xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what
briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say! ricky’s great-grandma:
tiramisun:my secret santa for @buttl_ss :D it was a real challenge but im happy i had the opportunity to work so hard on this. also i forgot the s at holidays. sorry.
akrystalkupcake: elijahkrantz: I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit Nicely done. I went the
iggyvolts: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say! ricky’s
spicy-cannoli:spicy-cannoli: gritsandbrits:xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky:
spookypaulrudd: scarednewt: spookypaulrudd: I will never understand movies where Santa Claus is real that universe. And its always the kids that believe in him, obviously, and the parents don’t but like…. who do they they think is leaving all
blackwolfartz:Merr chrismas from Blue Eyes. May Santa bring you powerful Duel Monsters cards this year.If you listen real close-likeYou can hear Seto Kaiba screaming somewhere in the distance.
loverofpiggies: xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always
elijahkrantz: I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
iamtheaardvark: look you can believe in jesus, santa, romantic orientation, or ted cruz all you want i’m still gonna be the kid on the playground that tells you that shit ain’t real
intrajanelle: since everyone in my family is old enough to know santa isn’t real this year my mom decided to wrap our presents and stick them under the tree instead of going through all the trouble of pretending they appeared magically in the middle
vvingblade: ventus swearing is canon, but imagine ventus swearing when he gets really excited about stuff.“holy SHIT Santa is real?!”“thats the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen!”“IM SO GODDAMN HYPE”ven swearing when he gets super excited
SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE JEWISH KIDS WHO DIDN’T TELL OTHER KIDS SANTA WASN’T REAL
moonlandingwasfaked: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa this movie should have stayed lost
spookyfbi: missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT THIS HAS BUGGED ME FOR
yourbadgrrl: Um, thanks, Santa….?! the-doors-are-closed: A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.
pizzaotter: pizzaotter: gaysextimes: The naughty elf thanks Santa for not being too cruel with him this year, and feeds him some cookies by the fire. I’m just gonna go jack off pretending I’m the young guy real quick. @tanksdaddy recreate this
spankgifs: Even though it’s all fake, it’s still hot. Are you_also the same guy that walks past the line for Santa at the mall and tells kids he’s not real?
missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what
iceroadfuckers: santa better stuff my stockings real good this year mrs claus whispered seductively in to her husband’s ear as her hand slid down towards the south pole
stormcloud: if santa isn’t real then explain how i met him at the mall
fyeahcuba: Logia Masónica, Santa Clara, 1999 This masonic lodge is still in use. The photographer Andrew Moore says the skull and bones in the foreground are real. The interiors of the masonic lodges tend to be decorated with handmade, personalized
xeniawarriorprincesa:dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what
mawkroy: speedo-bear: bullneck: Wow, is he real? Dear Santa, i want that!!!! That’s I’m pretty sure that’s Ryan Kennelly, but it’s an old morph of mine. That’s my old “M” sig on his shirt. I also changed the 2 in 21” GUN SALUTE to
