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endternet: “I made a promise to my parents that I would rid the city of the evil that took their lives. No matter what that evil looks like or becomes. I believe someday I will make good on that promise. I have to. I believe in Batman.”Tim SaleJeph
You're the type of girl I'd take out to eat with my parents. Then slip my hands under the table and play with you. To see if you can keep quiet.
cumslutbritney: When you’re babysitting and put the kids down for the night and find the parents stash of sex toys~justsluttthings~
acstlu: Why Rarity’s mom you ask?!Because someone requested I draw Pinkie Pie’s dad, I look him up on the MLP wiki, begin searching up the parents of the mane 6, one thing leads to another, and I end up with this.help Oh my~ >w<
jhameia: velocicrafter: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!? OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME PFFFT XD That’s great
gentheskunk: fizzy-dog: koshi-kitty: fizzy-dog: seeing people defend hitting children as a form of discipline is one of the worst things i’ve ever seen. “the parents feel worse after hitting their child than the child feels after being hit, sweetie,
Okay, really embarrassing story time with Donnie, because I got very little sleep and I’m kind of losing it and this is hilarious, because I’m at work: I went to the Lord of the Rings traveling exhibit that they had after the movies came out
so my mother called with my dad on speaker phone and here are some of the greatest hits:-“Stop crying!”-“Maybe if you lived at home during the school week, you could visit on the weekends” “What about rent-” “I
demigirlmaki: The sohoku 3rd years!! I was so happy they were all represented at the pedals shoot :)
sschuyler: I think one of the most autobiographical sections of the show is Nina’s bridge in When You’re Home when she goes: “When I was younger, I’d imagine what would happen if my parents had stayed in Puerto Rico.” That line is, like, what
charlesoberonn: Rian Johnson: Which is why I made Rey’s parents nobodies because I like the idea of somebody coming from nothing and becoming a hero despite having no heroic past. Finn:
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
gallusrostromegalus: sockdrawerdemon: gallusrostromegalus: So my sister has spent less than a week in Newcastle and has befriended the local Infamous Australian Magpies by leaving water out for them. It’s gotten to the point where the parents
drinkyourjuicerodriguez: just because i’m curious, reblog and put in the tags what musicians your parents loved to listen to and raised you on
killjoyfeminist: arocketumbler: valkyrierisen: kadrey: Sign Language Rings Convert Gestures To Speech “Here’s how the rings work, in a nutshell. There are three detatchable rings that are worn on the the thumb and first two fingers of each
when I was a kid, like really young (like 5 or something), and my siblings and I would play video games (or watch our mom play video games) we would call the bosses the ‘main guy’. Like “I need help fighting the main guy”, to differentiate it
My stepdad closed the air vent in my room and never told me, which explains why its 8 million degrees in my room but cool everywhere else in the house. He did it when the heat was on because he knows I don’t like heat, which was considerate but
my mom is getting my little sister ready for bed and the door is closed so I can’t hear everything they’re saying but from what I can tell my little sister is attempting to explain what the Kindergarten from SU is“The Kindergarten is… well,
We went to a rescue barn for my mom’s birthday (which was a few days ago but the place is only open on Sundays) ‘cause she loves cows. So here’s some pictures of some of the cuties we met
enigmaticallyartful:the two types of parenting bondingBeen wanting to draw this meme since March but finally found the reference images two days ago
nakedsweatandchains: A young prisoner, rebel sympathizer. 19 years old waits in the hot sun for her visitors. The parents and brothers are coming for the first time to see her in prison. They do not know that she is pregnant. To great shame she will
smuganimebitch: i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials
cumslutbritney: When you’re babysitting and put the kids down for the night and find the parents stash of sex toys ~justsluttthings~
did-you-kno: Submitted by kingofart Except it’s not actually for children, and more for the parents who’ve basically had to deal with the children who wouldn’t “go the fuck to sleep” lol adults bed time story.
city-of-percabeth: horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch
uglicute:Transgender boy, 16, commits suicide after years of bullying. He is the fourth transgender teen to commit suicide in the US this year.I’m so sad. This was in my state. Make it stop. And could the parents of these poor kids please at least respect
awkwardlycraft:chicken–chips: megamilotic: lavidapoliglota: “don’t you get your languages mixed up?” yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly
mexicanaqueen: my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
b-e-c-a-u-s-e-yolo: ssublimed: nut3llahipsterz: The parents who took this picture are the most open minded people alive. I think this is the best photograph I’ve seen on Tumblr in my entire time of being here. I see no problem with it at all. I
shesmokesjoints: Ya’ll are missin out…. This Jew Gold is so incredibly tasty! 😩🙌 Its one of the parents to Kosher Kush, and the Jew Gold seriously has the perfect OG smell and flavor 🙌👊
legend-of-sora: jhameia: velocicrafter: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!? OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to
ladyofsparda: zachlilley: OUCH…right in the childhood DAMN that’s stupid b/c the parents were always talking to the kids..so really everyone would have to be bat shit crazy
naughtybigbrother:cumaseth11:naughtybigbrother:Nothing better when the parents go out of town, I can have all the brotherly sex I want with my baby bro. His ass drives me crazy, we’re going to fuck in every room in the house. I love when Big Brother
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
i-love-with-the-heart: 自然にしてろ。 Act natural Toshi: How is this natural?! Gintoki: Well, you know? We’re going with the story that our parents were dancers so we have a natural tendency to dance. Toshi: That’s not what I meant by natural.
cointelproskater3: where are they getting these throwback ass kids from? why they dress like minor characters from good times? The first boy was forced to take that photo by his white adoptive parents IIRC and the second boy was selling waters, not
gunzonyatmblr: slimdaddymbaku: kodakthagreat: puffsaddy: funniest part about this is that you can hear the parents of the kid getting cooked the most. that footwork is TOO elite ! She fast as shit ! 😍😍😍
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
celebmujeres: Where are They Now 3 ?? Scarlett Johansson - The Client TV Series Jessica Biel - 7th Heaven Elizabeth Berkley - Saved by the Bell Lindsay Lohan - The Parent Trap
sky-asian: nodecentsea: When the nice asian family moved in next door and I told the parents their daughter could come use my pool any time she wanted, this probably wasn’t what they had in mind. Sky-Asian.tumblr.com (The best)
jhameia:velocicrafter: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!? OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
miraikuriiyama: KNK RELATIONSHIPS 10/27? IZUMI AND MITSUKI "A Spirit World Warrior is a Spirit World Warrior as long as she is alone." - "It's high time you let me graduate from being the house sitter!"
saltbalance: Rivamika week, day 2 - The Gift Sengoku period, Mikasa wants to be a warrior but her parents won’t allow it. Levi, the sword-maker apprentice then made a long sword for her birthday and ask her to elope with him.
Straighten your back and look towards the Sun
m3yil3: Part two Part one is right here —-> http://m3yil3.tumblr.com/post/85391783175/here-you-go-anon-d-thank-you-for-the-idea-i-hope I picture Mikasa to be one of those hot and young looking mothers who attract many parent’s attention. ( Mainly
haibara-senpai: Umibouzu, Kamui and Kagura: *go to the same planet to the same place at the same time* Abuto:
2hot2bstr8: December 14, 2013-SENDING YA ALL SOME LOVE on this snowy day!!!♡ Lights are on the tree at the parents’, gotta get the decorations on it at some point this weekend. Hope you are all having an amazing weekendツ XOXO, Keith Andrew
jhameia: velocicrafter: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!? OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
yaoiyaoidaze: winterdeerlings: akimoggie: andallthatfunstuff: young-withbigdreams: deadly-sinners: 3jaculate: secuular: The parents who took this picture are the most open minded people alive. I think this is the best photograph I’ve seen on
girlfights: Why are these two 8 year old girls fighting, and why are the fucking teenagers around them not stopping it? Smh, losing faith in humanity. They could fight better than half the other girls on my blog tbh Annnnnnd the parents are where?
So it’s 2am. I just got home. The last 24 hours have been interesting and I’ve just had a blast. Which is appropriate for today being the fourth of July.
milfson: YOUR MOTHER WENT TO THE PARENT- TEACHER MEETING TONIGHT, BUT INSTEAD FUCKS THE SCHOOL JANITOR IN THE BACK ROOM.
I fucking love the parents in my area. I’m going to buy my son/daughter a brand new camero/mustang/sports car for their 16th birthday because they’re so wonderful and special!NO. They can’t fucking drive the thing, and 90% of the kids
ayejiahchillout: no but for real can we get a statement from the parents of Plies and Kirk Franklin to dispute the allegations that they are not in fact the same person because……