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The Party was taken outside of the club, but it still couldn’t wait until they got home.Note: Been working on another comic featuring Jade, in collaboration with JadeFan47. I have a few transition scenes left to do to help keep the flow between scenes
the master of the comedypw in the notes as always
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 5 (This is the 3rd most popular post from this blog.)
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The note with this picture says, “My wife, Marcie, wanting company…” The volunteers would fill a football stadium?? - She’s glorious!
The note reads, “We are running errands. The Sun is out and so are they!…” This lady is a natural model and *very sexy! Who else wants an encore??… :)
the-new-ella-grace: Holy shit. The notes. Oh my.
The note on the kitchen table from your young wife: “Sweetie,I’ll be over at Ryan’s this evening. Since our threesome with him last weekend, I just cannot stop thinking about how amazing it was to feel so full of cock! The soreness is
The note on the kitchen table from your young wife:“Sweetie,I’ll be over at Ryan’s this evening. Since our threesome with him last weekend, I just cannot stop thinking about how amazing it was to feel so full of cock! The soreness is gone and
The note reads, “Another day at the local farmers. This Saturday we are going to the market in Vancouver Washington and the weather is supposed to cooperate so if you’re there, be on the look out for her!…”
The note reads, “Checking out the ‘specials’ at our local Farmers Market.” Can you blame him??…
The note reads, “At the local farmers market checking out what’s on display…”
The note reads, “Janie came out of the Post Office holding two boxes in front of her. She dropped those in the car and there they were. She had pulled them out in the P.O. and walked out to the car.”
djangodurango: freysgalli: tentacletherapissed: marion-ravenwood: thealexandriaarchives: allegoryblack: You have to push play. Nothing in the world will prepare you or make you think that you are going to hear what you are going to hear from this
The note says ‘Lunch at an Oregon City Subway.’ One assumes those were off the menu?…
The note reads, “Here we are at the Wood Village Kohl’s. Another picture and location tomorrow.”
The International requests, 24 h left! To celebrate the International, and because I always draw while watching dota, I want your requests! You can send them via note, asks or emails me at requestarike@hotmail.com There are no rules, you can request whate
The note from my wife on the door leading from the garage said, “There’s a surprise for you in our room. Enjoy it. Love you.” I grinned. I wondered what it could be. I quickly walked down the hall and opened the door to our room.“
baretobush: The Reality of Nude Photos Alright, so this is a little bit of an unrelated note to my regular posts, but I feel like it’s important. I want to take just a quick minute to explain the difference I see between a naked body that’s posed
svalts: Operation Moonfall - by UniqueLegend Tumblr | deviantART | Twitter Artist note: Please check out the information on how you can help to bring this to the 3DS by clicking here via deviantArt. (Via: uniquelegend)
Note: Watched this. So I got inspired to write this to the tune of this. I hope you enjoy it.You say….The price of my laugh’s not a price that others should pay.You’re a fly,In the soup and the tea and the cold cuts in my buffet of crime.Why
the-wag: Only one commission slot left! “And we’re open again, 3 commissions slots are for the taking, check the Link below for commissions prices! PLEASE NOTE that commissions might take longer this time, so about 2 weeks for all of them instead
Note: The word “[Fandom] Trash” means an individual undergoing an unhealthy obsession with a fandom(or ship), in general, we use the term as a preemptive way of acknowledging and dismissing ourselves for being so into the show/ship, and for the most
The note had her name printed in large, bold man’s handwriting. She unfolded it and read:Take your shirt and skirt off. Slowly.Her phone dinged.I’m watching from the top of the stairs. Don’t look. I want a peep show.He was teasing. She couldn’t
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
Starkissed - Sprites formed from the energy of the universe. Travel the stars on living ships. Very similar to their Earthbound analogs.Klorthians - A created race that fought for freedom and formed a Spartan-esc military society. Generally humanoid,
the-kittyscarf: I just looked at the notes of the showerthoughts post about peeing in a bottle and i’m lmao
So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever
the-great-mighty-dick: aleksandr-marchant-the-third: opisafascist: the-great-mighty-dick: the-great-mighty-dick: when blogs you have never interacted with have you blocked all the notes on this post has taught me is that this userbase is a bunch
beaniefeldsteins: “So much of the narrative unfolds over meals that, as Wang told GQ, during development she was given notes about how repetitive the food scenes were. But why, Wang pointed out, would she have the characters do anything else? For Chinese
the-tin-dog: cerula: joanspoliticalposts: aeonlamb: krysthebear: femoids: femoids: Another epic fail for the free market Dumb bitch in the notes arguing planned obsolescence is necessary to keep costs down, I thought planned obsolescence was
the-x-button: boob-sweat: fudgernutter: nashscribblings: Note to boomers: no one speaks like this. holy shit is this even real have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP Life is Strange
The Good Notes ♫
the-fantastic-bombastic-guru: iamthedeadpool: cwnerd12: oneinsecure-girl: I know I wasn’t there and don’t even live in America but that doesn’t matter. This little girl died today running the Boston marathon. She had so much to live for and
lotolle: thisis-my-note: disgracefullyriversong: cumber-kitty: frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time merry’s hair clip though there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif Playing with fireworks, again.
did-you-kno: Because most of us spend the majority of our time indoors, NASA conducted a Clean Air Study to determine which common houseplants are the best for filtering harmful toxins like ammonia and formaldehyde from the air. **Please note:
fuku-shuu: December 30th, RivaMikaWeek Day 6 | The Lovers (Prequel) “How much longer will we keep doing this?” “Until the tabloids catch us and our record labels skewer us, of course. You can see the headlines, can’t you? ‘Rival Lead Singers
snknews: Shingeki no Kyojin Season 3 Part 2 Ending: “Name of Love” by Cinema Staff The full TV version of the SnK Season 3 Part 2 ending, “Name of Love” by Cinema Staff! Note: There is some speculation on whether this is the actual ED visual
the-littlest-0ne: the-littlest-0ne: bite me my goodness… the notes
The Noted Cast of The Girl From Auntie! A legendary piece of junk from 1967 Whoa. The Rare Digest Series NUMBER 42 discusses The Girl From A.U.N.T.I.E (!!!) Not to be Missed. HERE
the-entire-furry-fandom: slumbermancer: sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess THE
The Pandorica opens at the close.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: vagiqua: Rule #1 of Tumblr: you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs.
the-imperfect-storm: questionromanova: sillyarms: marththebland: vagiqua: Rule #1 of Tumblr: you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list,
the-black-and-gold: the-black-and-gold: I saw this and I was like “PREACH" Woah dere. I didn’t notice all the notes tho.
note to self: I am weak 4 shots and a beer knocked me the fuck out after the game, dunno if I’ll be doing that again
The Rhinoface Symphony
immaculateimmortal: imperial-cipher-nine: snorlaxatives: pschohill: snorlaxatives: the worst part about the new fantastic four flopping is that all the racist ass comic book nerds that were against michael b jordan as the human torch are gonna be
Note the notes; someone you know (or need to know) wants *this*
side note: the marimite manga is 99% more comedic since its drawn more like a reg “anime” then the anime which gives off a more realistic appeal
the-hogwarts-ultimatum: thestaffoffrost: annaoflovelyarendelle: sakurasunshine: adamg-lover: Anyone else notice how Ariel is the only princess who had the guts to physically attack her enemy? :) *ahem* *AHEM* excuse me? Kida’s a fucking