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gotmelookingsocrazyrightnow: Beyoncé at the Met Gala
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ephemeral-elegance: Corset, ca. 1900 PW Company via The Met
enemacklemore: when you have to kill off an entire crew on a spaceship at 7 and be at the met gala at 7:30
masturbatoryexpression: Met-Art | Annis A “Olmasina”
wowerotica: Janice A from Met-Art
x1randevbprsiq29g4n: After the Mets game … Que rica polla, la grande mmmmm yo me chuparia toda esa leche calientica y rica
I’d been flirting with a guy ten years my senior who I met at a gig, but only spoke to in chat online. Not bad looking, seemed nice. It started out innocently enough; I asked him some professional questions to forward to his girlfriend since I wasn’t
@rexpinn and i met Flapjack yesterday and he was an amazing dancer.
skeletonize: skeletonize: i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and
That feeling when your Absurd Questions are met with Absurd Puns and you know your friendship is Absurdly Real
centuriespast: Ring with Cat and KittensPeriod:Ramesside/Third Intermediate PeriodDate:ca. 1295–664 B.C.Geography:From EgyptMedium:Faience the met
“First met” in storybook style.
derpygrooves: HEY GUYS I MET BRAEBURNED AND THEN I DREW A PICTURE OF HIM!!
Looking up from a conversation he was having with a ravishingly full-figured blonde he just met, Alan noticed his mother walking toward him, with just a hint of a naughty gleam in her eyes. Holding her hand out to him, she said seductively, “Come dance
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nataliepavloski:The met with @nataliamantini
kimyugwon: *male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times
debbie-sketch: The Met Gala was dreamy so here are my faves:・゚✧
I am being made to do all these super degrading, humiliating things by two different mean men. They have never met and yet I swear are conspiring against me!!
tashepard: scottymouth: enemacklemore: when you have to kill off an entire crew on a spaceship at 7 and be at the met gala at 7:30 Miss Universe She’s beauty and she’s graceNo one can hear you scream in space
ew getting ugly sad feels about the fact that no bias of mine will ever know of my existence.
kdramadaily: “We have met before, a long time ago.”
actualhumangirl: mushrooooms88: niiadom: note-a-bear: miladyeve: esterbrook: simon-lewis: Zac Posen’s gown for Claire Danes for the Met Gala Literally like something out of Stardust. This is what it looks like in daylight and low light. So
sparklecarehospital: Did someone call the love doctor?
quickweaves: zendayac-news: Zendaya at the Met Gala in New York City on May 4, 2015 I woulda pulled Fausto 2
h0odrich: yoncevevo: marc-stegen: Jason Derulo falling at the Met Gala 2015. King he wanna be fergie so bad
leplastiquedick: ihjj8t: hontou: marc-stegen: Jason Derulo falling at the Met Gala 2015. oooookay?????? tf I’m screaming u know he ded good.
rihannainfinity: May 1: Rihanna & Mary J. Blige at 1OAK at the Met Gala’s after party in NYC.
stickyembraces: includes fascinating portrayals of casual drug use at house parties, how the author/protagonist had conversations about post-punk while seeing his mate’s band perform at some shitty small venue, internal monologues about consumerism
meteormom: Cher at the Met Gala in 1974
flwrbmb: Do Women have to be Naked to get into the Met. Museum? Guerilla Girls. 1989, 2005, 2012.
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.
cleoselene: lord-blongus: scp2008: amuzed1: saito-91: thenamesdiondra: cynosurecosplay: batter-sempai: sueanoi: pardonmewhileipanic: bankuei: meqabitch: theryanproject: futureblackpolitician: cloacacarnage: i know its the mets, but this
dailydris: Idris Elba & Sabrina Dhowre attend the Met Gala 2019 “Camp: Notes on Fashion” - May 6, 2019
megablaziken: I went to the Met today
jaykyled: killmonger died because michael b jordan fails to serve some looks at the met gala.meanwhilethis is why t’challa is king. chadwick boseman blessed us todayamen.
daysinstarlight:There’s a girl wearing a ‘Men have made a lot of bad art’ shirt to the Met. What a power move
katsplanet: “you can’t love someone you’ve never met in person!”
stunningpicture: Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.
mymodernmet: Life-sized pirate ship constructed completely out of recycled cardboard boxes. See more on My Modern Met.
fucknosexistcostumes: A Cleveland Indians fan in red face met a Native American.. Recreating this political cartoon from 2002.
end-of-bubblebutt: yoko-littners-boobs: top five anime girls 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. having met this man i can confirm this is true his magical abilities are impressive
osusexual: 2srooky: cactiofficial: I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him. I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building
ir0n-s4g3: Perhaps you’ve met me.
zitoisneato:I met Vinny from Vinesauce today, he’s a really nice guy and I gave him some extra Amiibos I had…and he gave me this in return. (Along with a button and a really nice print but this….)Thank you Vinny, for giving someone like me one of
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name* me:
katsdesk: 04.28.16 // 10:20 PM Went to the Met Breuer today and this was my favorite exhibit
matesprit: kanye-worst: igglooaustralia: “The Great Race Debate”. Macklemore discussing Racism, White privilege, and Cultural appropriation in new Hot 97 interview. [x] this is for all you self righteous jackasses on this site so quick to jump
blackjosuke: twirpy: Jason Derulo falling at the Met Gala mmmm whatcha sayyyyyy
butchprincechloeprice: completely-dunn: wifipassworcl: thepottertardis: apertures413thdoctor: pleatedjeans: via Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998 ellen degeneres came out in 1997 yeah but ellen what happened in 2014 ellen page came out in
Madonna wearing Givenchy at the Met Gala 2016
twelve-sixteen: Henri Matisse, Large Face (Mask), 1952 via the Met
melancholyshades:greta gerwig lookin like an absolute lesbian nun from the 19th century
stark: Rihanna arrived for the red carpet, resplendent in a pearl and crystal-embellished Maison Margiela gown that featured an overskirt that cut open to reveal a mini skirt, which she accessorised with a matching jacket and mitre style hat. [x]
notjaneaustensemma:me, while reading the met
heaveninawildflower: Woven textiles from a French album (circa 1878). Images and text courtesy The Met.