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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/08/15/godsgirls-jasper-brings-happiness-by-the-kilowatt/Okay, you know I have a thing for glasses. I have a thing for Tats. I have a thing for the mousey look too. Jasper combines all of these things into a great shoot
I’m not sorry for this LMAOOnce again, more fun with Jasper being a Homeworld Gem having never coexisted with humans before, having no fucking knowledge how biology works and what happens when you consume things
First part’s done!! Every porno needs a quickie set up before we get to the dirty itty am i rite guys((Headcanon: Each gem has a unique heat scent to themLapis’ is the ocean and Jasper smells like fucking delicious barbecue on a summer day))
honestly I should’ve probably saved this scenario for the actual comic but then again I need all the porn art practice I can getso have Jasper sucking the D
cartoonyafterdark: There needs to be more strongfat Jasper that is all I mean for real - look at Rebecca Sugar’s recent JasperShe very thickit’s time we stopped lying to ourselves
I wrote a fic today instead of drawing. This is gonna be multi-chapter tooLapis and Peridot bring up the idea of petplay to Jasper. Jasper is bit unsure but decides to go along with and finds to enjoy it more than expected.Kinks in this fic chapter:
ngl - I always sort of side-eye aspects of this fandom when they give lapis all sort of comfort with various characters but completely leave jasper out of itAs if Jasper isn’t the one who’s gonna be more traumatized and scarred out of that forced
“Lapis just went absolutely too far. Jasper has feelings y’know!” - Jasper Apologists.
You know you’ve got issues when Jasper is the one giving you advice
What about the sand elliptical? The sand stationary bike? Can she at least still get Sand PoweradeⓇ from the sand vending machine?
I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s bane. (Submitted by blackindigocat)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! You know how this works, right? Today’s all about user-submitted content! If you like someone’s submission,
Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed it!(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)
Malachite update: Jasper doesn’t want to get deep; Lapis thrives on the irony
Shards, meet Jasper
So polite, Jasper! Mellow Diamond’s good manners must be rubbing off
Can someone please call Jasper an ambulance
SusieBeeca’s Gem Theory headcanons. (And, for the curious, it’s true that gemstones can become contaminated by their environment. The more you know!)There may or may not be some fanfics behind these….
And for Hallowe’en, here’s Jasper as Dee Snider, with the iconic outfit from the “We’re Not Gonna Take It” video!“I just don’t understand how these human costumes work…”
So… there’s a story here. I can sometimes influence my dreams based on what I read before bed, and a week or so ago I came across a bunch of pics of half-corrupted Jasper, and, well, that night my brain got to work. Peri stole the bubble and
Read it on AO3: Chap 1 Chap 2 Chap 3 Chap 4Read it here: Chap 1 Chap 2 Chap 3Chap 4 under the cut!Jasper’s door slid open on the ninth knock. “I heard you the first time,” she snarled.“Then you should’ve answered the first time.” Her
Wow, one of the very, very few PhotoShop sketches I’ve done that didn’t have a metric fucktonne of layers. This was going to be an illustration for a long-aborted fanfic, but I can’t remember which one—or what made Jasper cry.
Literally none asked for the sequel of this lolokay, I lied, few ppl mentioned smth in the tags that they’d like Jasper to wear that dress
I’m here to fuck yo’ minds up again =w=Idk, I had just a random thought “What would Jasper Lapis Peri fusion look like?” aaand here we are, with mindfucking Bloodstone IDK srsly XDPeri would prolly got the fusion stabilized a bit [THO I was
Have my newest Jasper fart.
Lineless Jasper! Bc I am still pissed off so much about that wig ughhh and I needed something to kinda ease my heart.And she’s also available as a sticker here -> Jasper sticker
picklesquidly:actually-jasper:picklesquidly:i think the whole thing about there being multiples of each gem but having different gem placements is really funny, mostly because of jasper its obvious her gem was designed for where it is now so im just tryin
“L.O.V.E., love is evil” - E.V.O.L by Marina & the DiamondsSo it was clear from everyone’s suggestions that I needed to draw Jasper effin’ the daylights out of Ocean Bae, but DomLapis only lost by one anon! I guess Lapis is up next, then?
Tfw the creator of Steven Universe and it’s fandom, Rebecca Sugar, likes a post 50% dedicated to nsfw Jasper x Lapis…Pretty similar to tfw you try to tell a fandom that bullying people for shipping (Jaspis) is wrong, and that literally no
tat-buns: A/N: Inspired by xxxubbles’s art once again. This fic contains squirting, tentadick and gets as extreme as the fanart it’s based on- and more. Ideas happened. The relationship in this is consensual. X Jasper had been joking when she
jasperzine: It’s time for MORE JASPER THAN YOU CAN HANDLE! Tiger Bomb promises to not only be the largest celebration of the Beta-grown fighter, it’s going to be the largest Steven Universe fan work so far, with an estimated over 130 perfect bound
real talk: Jasper is literally the hottest cartoon character I’ve ever seen in my life
People keep saying that a Jasper “redemption” arc is now impossible due to Crack the Whip. I completely disagree. If anything, Crack the Whip started to develop Jasper as her own character with her own ideals and motives, and not some soldier who
littlekikis: I had a garnet and a bismuth but the files got corrupted…. and im lazy so I didn’t feel like re-doing them. Also, I have a patreon, you can find the link on my blog page. Donating even just a dollar will allow you to see art that I
lilirulu: Jasper in Amethyst’s “ye’ old” outfit. You can see it in the photo w/ Garnet punching a shark but you don’t get a good look at it until Buddy’s Book (which leaked *cough*). I should just draw Jasper in all the CGs outfits lol.
pearl-likes-pi: Jasper vs the Tide Pod Challenge when I saw Jasper’s voice actress, Kimberly Brooks, did a little vid in Jasper’s voice, I knew I had to make something with it. this is the cursed product of that IM SORRY
j-aspidot:a few more from hit the diamond omg I love lil jaspy an tinier peri! <3 <3 <3
jasker: I LOVE THE TENSION BETWEEN THEM meanwhile pearls just watching like dem beffy ladies~ ;9
doodles4days: Ya’ll remember how betrayed the other gems felt about Rose being Pink Diamond… imagine how bad my babe would take it. Also i feel like at some point steven is gonna shapeshift his gem back to look like a diamond. ; n;
jasker:cries this pic used to be so much bigger but sai crashed so all i have is this screenshot aaaaahhh ;;;;; the point being A PRETTY DRESS LIKE PERIDOT!!! cuties <3
THE BLANKET THAT CAN NEVER BE DRY
estevaopb: Bonus, Lion the school mascot! He mysteriously appeared on the school´s football field, a bit after the old mascot had to leave with a first year teacher. He´s calm and docile enough, but don´t like Jasper very much. Jasper is the captain
The Squid Archives
the-assgoblin: well.. shit happens amirite her gem is totally cracked
DIVIDE BY 9 HALVE THE SINE ADJUST FOR Y EASY AS PIE~!
loquaciouslass: jasper has to come back bc if jasper doesn’t come back who’s going to make all the vegeta references huh who else could pull off the fashion trend of the century
The Gembeast's Temple
journ-loves-su: loopy-lupe: *steven voice* the beef! The Beef! THE BEEF!! (click for fullsize!) your Jaspers give me a reason to live
yourroyalpenis: dou-hong: Steven and the Stevens (not the episode)! (name from texaskingofthegeeks) COMPILATION POST Jasper and the Jaspers! | Greg and the Gregs! Special Feature | Peridot and the Peridots! | Lapis Lazuli and the Lapis Lazulis!
i wanted to doodle steven and the big mom ~
ladylemonbitch: when ur siblings have friends over and wont turn the fuck down so u walk up to their room like
ducklettective: Steven Universe Characters as Myers Briggs Types(from this post. based off of this chart. all images from here. information from x x and x. right click and open in a new tab to view larger. please don’t remove credit!~)
dou-hong: Steven and the Stevens (not the episode)! (name from texaskingofthegeeks) Compilation of the gems! Individual links below… COMPILATION POST Jasper and the Jaspers! | Peridot and the Peridots! | Lapis Lazuli and the Lapis Lazulis! | Rose
Happy One Year Anniversary of JailBreak!Garnet basically break dancing on Jasper’s massive biceps will forever be one of my favorite scenes
stevensdankmemes: Jasper: Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger Garnet:
based on these images hahHA(also I thought the first would look nice on a tshirt so I casuall y )
localeggboi: @drawbauchery Ok so. This Jasper crochet AU got me out of a thousand year rut of me not drawing Jasper at all. (Pretty much a year) I was just so in a mood to draw a cute lil Jasper doing her amazing craft. BIG MOOD. I like to think that
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