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“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
str82anal: superanalfever: http://itsanalandass.tumblr.com It takes a true, unabashed anal slut to slide two turgid dicks into her turd tunnel simultaneously — in the gymnastically improbable “double anal scissors” position, then shamelessly
I’m not actually dead, just improbably busy! Things might not settle down for a while, but I have a wicked urge to dress up at the mo, so if we’re all lucky there will be further pictures shortly ^^I’ll try to wade into my backlog of messages too,
aliciasnowtg: a bit of lingerie My improbably cute friend Alicia increasing the awesomeness of tumblr. Go follow her. Because HNNNNG.
The Boy and the Bionic Hand: A Chance Hospital Encounter Sent an Engineer on an Improbable Mission
deadboyslikeme: rickz0r: sharksayshi: Duplex is an amazing hybrid of bird cage and aquarium created by Constance Guisset. It favors an improbable encounter between a bird and a fish, living together in harmony. The idea is simply genius and Duplex
thedarknightbale-blog-blog: If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
13mo: magistrate-of-mediocrity: 13mo: 13mo: yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.
brainy-bimbo: envyavenue: Late Night Mood by Andrew the Photographer. I’ve been there! Surfing.
wow-women-are-beautiful: -Yes Please Skittles.
envyavenue: Natural Light by Level Photo Friends.
womenxcellence: Pure by Marina Vetrova Perfect.
luke-247: More Beauties Lead.
Intimate.
Ready.
Kiss.
Fuck.
Shine.
withmybymyself: So it’s 10:19pm on a Saturday And I’m on my third beer watching Moana with my friends. The events leading up to this were so improbable that i felt compelled to make a blog about it. I had the busiest day at work and we happened to
moonlight:We have eliminated the impossible. Whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.Tenebrae (1982), dir. Dario Argento
abysmal0: Brynja and Daisy are having themselves a romp in the field. She just couldn’t resist those milky tits. :P Brynja belongs to Improbable Intellect, and Daisy belongs to Kumi-Pumi!((And if you’d like, you can vote here for your fave Improbable
an-improbable-dreamer: adirtyshisno: I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god (whispers) i found the vegan *sexist SJW vegan
hayleymanola: THE NOTEBOOK (2004)It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy. She was from the city. She had the world at her feet, while he didn’t have two dimes to rub together.
aly-naith: “The Grisha Trilogy” characters: Nikolai Lantsov “When people say impossible, they usually mean improbable.”
Futanari, Tentacles, and Improbable Situations
skimmerhat: “Rick Santorum ended his improbable run for the White House on Tuesday after leading a Republican tilt to the right that could dog the more moderate front-runner, Mitt Romney, in November’s election.” - Reuters, 4/10/12 As we’ve said
howstuffworks: “Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” —Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
newyorker: The philosopher Nick Bostrom adheres to a theory of Great Filters, or key phases of improbability that life everywhere must pass through in order to develop into intelligent species. Those which do not make it either go extinct or fail to
archiemcphee:Here’s an endearing new story for the Department of Unexpected Interspecies Friendship. It’s a couple years old, but no less touching for being a bit dated. Meet Suryia the Orangutan and Roscoe the Bluetick Coonhound, an improbable pair
milkdromeduh: systlin: kasaron: cosmicwarden: I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes
bi-privilege: the universe did not converge in the series of improbable events that ended in your existence on this flying rock in the middle of space so that you could discredit the identity of teenage bisexual girls
cosmicwarden: I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.
bbbhsweden: Improbability of bitching real masculine guys all the time, makes it even hotter when you finally catch one, and you fuck the shit out of him
miss-cath: an-improbable-dreamer: adirtyshisno: I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god (whispers) i found the vegan Someone needs to make dramatic reading from that
tsunglasses: uwanosorade: Current Favorite Improbable Interior Design/Architecture Things in Monogatari World ararararagi’s ridiculous avant-garde bathroom with the stained glass windows and the big glass arch ceiling and those weird spinning cube
bleeriosarchive: London, 1940s, in hi-res colour. These photographs were taken using Kodachrome film by the improbably and wonderfully named Chalmers Butterfield, probably in 1949. Via How To Be a Retronaut.
vanfullersublime: Muriel: Torso StudyI have painted Muriel in wildly improbable colors suggestive of…maybe the Rainbow Swirl Sherbet at an ice cream parlor.The weird coloration helps me to emphasize the sculptural qualities of the subject, with each
danaaaaar: “I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far- flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
the-goddamazon: mirkokosmos: A Black Hole is an extraordinarily massive, improbably dense knot of spacetime that makes a living swallowing or slinging away any morsel of energy that strays too close to its dark, twisted core. Anyone fortunate (or
iammegadaddyissues: It wasn’t the pain or discomfort that was surprising. I anticipated that my first time would be painful - and it was. It was the intense intimacy that caught me off guard. The emotional connection we were making seemed improbable
sherlockyoulittlefuckwit: absdax: lokiortreat: does that mean this theory was the right one? when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth amen hallelujah god bless
bi-traveler: Mistress requires that I write for you the story of “The Orgasm Spa” on chastity Day 10: So, how did I meet the delightfully sexy Mistress Jill (@jilly313) to begin an erotic adventure? I placed an improbable M4W ad on Craigslist, as
halfdrest: at the improb froggy6769: http://froggy6769.tumblr.com/
cutmyselfslappingthatface: worldsonlyconsultingtimelord: ordinary-notmydivision: “When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” in Gallifreyan by phantoms-siren I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY FACE
the dreamer of improbable dreams
When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
the-english-bounder:Whet started out as a hugely improbable way to remove each others gags, has now resulted in our collared slaves very much enjoying themselves.
hiddenmoth: London, 1940s, in hi-res colour. These photographs were taken using Kodachrome film by the improbably and wonderfully named Chalmers Butterfield, probably in 1949.
ellyliyana: “When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” - Arthur Conan Doyle, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes
the-spirit-princess: ‘I am and always will be - the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes. The dreamer of improbable dreams’
bi-privilege: bubblegum-tremens: bi-privilege: the universe did not converge in the series of improbable events that ended in your existence on this flying rock in the middle of space so that you could discredit the identity of teenage bisexual girls