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The worst wasn’t that your wife wanted you to watch, the worst wast that when the three of you were having a coffee afterwards, your wife asked you, “Honey, I want an honest answer. Compared with how my boss fucked me, how good do you think
The worst wasn’t when you licked your wife’s just fucked pussy in front of your boss, but when he asked you why you had an erection.
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thatweirdkid55: belladonna-babee: iteleport: Why Cats Are The Worst Why Children Are The Worst. Don’t fucking let your child hit animals, I don’t give a fuck how else you raise them. You don’t let them harm animals that have no way of protecting
Fuck, Havin The Worst Day.
actuallykylekallgren: thedarklordkeisha: itswalky: chrismcfeely: misterrockett: cr-familiar-faces: joematar: spigotry: joematar: spigotry: oddbagel: Pan is an awful movie and this is the worst part. Jesus fuck the worst thing I’ve ever
trees-have-knees: misterrockett: cr-familiar-faces: joematar: spigotry: joematar: spigotry: oddbagel: Pan is an awful movie and this is the worst part. Jesus fuck the worst thing I’ve ever seen in life?? You’re the one who summarizes recent
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rats-in-the-walls: muserinastrangeland: tomithejellyfish: I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in
The worst thing about having insomnia and living on the West Coast is that when it’s late for you, it’s really fucking late for people on the other side of the country and they’re all seriously in bed. The best part is that I sometimes
godtricksterloki: robynne-hood: She’s still worst pone but this outfit was cute. Thank you! I thought I was the only one. Fluttershy is the worst pony ever. They all suck. You all suck. Fuck you all. I’m out.
winterayars: knifeandlighter: Ironically the bow is literally Fran’s worst weapon. Didn’t they like, give her the worst (slowest) bow animations out of the entire cast? I vaguely remember that’s what happened. That game was a fucking mechanical
the worst thing manga sites do is give people a way to voice their opinions. comments sections are rarely - if ever - concise, interesting, enlightening or even funny. just read the comic and fucking move on dude.
the “best barbecue in memphis” was on the same level as the worst barbecue in texas. real fucking weak tennessee
The worst part of all this travel is that I am so fucking horny rn and I haven’t had the chance to take care of it. Once I get to that shower, tho…
tfw u start a new eng account and 10+1 the 3rd year scout bc hey it’s two of ur best girls and one of ur worst what could possibly go wrong and u get 7 fuCKING CARDS OF UR WORST GIRL
The worst part of having some cash on hand is fighting the urge to fucking SPEND it. Aaaargh. I’m really, reaaaally considering getting that Monoprice large to test it out. But fuuu, 贄? It takes me almost a full work day to make that much!
worst-mage-to-ever-mage: isei-silva: racheengel5: New animated weapon models in Warlords of Draenor! Now THOSE are draenei weapons! THE SHIELD IS SOMETHING TONY STARK WOULD MAKE and i want that fucking rifle
The worst feeling in the world is when you know you’re unwanted by someone you like or when you’re just unwanted by fucking everyone. A boy hasn’t told me he’s liked me for like 3 years. I am eating every single feeling I have
the-beautiful-world: the-pursuit-of-yaoi: wynterwillow: inkerdoodle: rizahawki: The worst thing about getting into a new anime is tRYING TO LEARN EVERYBODY’S FUCKING NAME DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT FUCKING TOOK ME?! I HAD TO BE LIKE COMPLETELY
karkat-doodle-doo:mrsolearysayswoof: the-mage-of-life: monobeartheater: kaworushin: i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life. william sanford the science guy. no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking
the-worst-url: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: neckbeardeddragon: cheezetits: narcotic: There’s a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell fucking yeah Read
the-worst-of-the-wildife:antiixu: bagofb0nes: kawaiipvnk:colorblindblood:SORRY. I AM DONE WITH LIFE. THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT. Fucking ‘ell cerabast OMG crying
gostbung: sass-master-stevens: Why do some of the worst anime have some of the best soundtracks? Which ones? Are we talking worst as in bad or worst as in fucked up, yet really good?
mrsolearysayswoof: the-mage-of-life: monobeartheater: kaworushin: i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life. william sanford the science guy. no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website
angrybagel: Knocking over all the shampoo bottles in the shower is the worst because you know you fucked up. Your parents know you fucked up. Your dog knows you fucked up. Your neighbours know you fucked up. Everyone knows
The worst part about weird sex dreams is you cant talk about them with anyone. it weirds everyone out, even yourself, it was a weird fucking dream.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: small talk is the worst tell me your darkest secrets or fuck off Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
aquus: rats-in-the-walls: muserinastrangeland: tomithejellyfish: I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would
thirdworldcuntree: ithelpstodream: ithelpstodream: “I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.” Robin Williams ~ Rest In Peace Fuck
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You are the shittiest “friend” I’ve ever seen in my life. To think I ever gave you a second chance of being in my life was the worst mistake ever. You won’t get another, I’m tired of my so called
tonycurtis: nbtomomo: tonycurtis: this,,,,, is the best casting decision ive ever seen no look this is the worst. this is the worst situation because ok i can handle people wanting to fuck the big dragon from the hobbit movie, hell it’s not like i
theprofessionalwhore: whoreablejewess: theprofessionalwhore: whoreablejewess: Omg that client was the worst he had a tickling fetish he didn’t tell me about and I’m very ticklish and it was the worst time of my life That’s so fucking incredibly
the-haziest-pony: aaron-the-ponymod: notlostonanadventure: megurashka: gif87a-com: Your goose is served! i csnt stop laughing “God said, fuck that goose in particular” - @hawkakux and I, paraphrased YES! Geese are the worst! I DON’T KNOW
daisyelf: list of things that fuckin’ terrify me: rejection abandonment disappointing others Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Sometimes Tumblr is way too real at the worst times. 😓
the-worst-of-the-wildlife: CS Lewis: To love at all (x) Favorite CS Lewis piecethis is so fucking beautiful
Fucking @sicilianjujitsu always taking the craziest pics of me at the worst times lol 😆 I’m just trying to eat a taco over here lol 🌮🌯 #Vegas by richelleryan
I probably just had the worst the worst new years eve in my life. I hope 2015 turns out ok because I’m already off to a bad start. This fucking sucks!
Never has my boob itched so much during a concert what is this witchcraft!!!!
dongstomper69: reblog if you remember real music And then they ask me why i dont like sonic
misterrockett: cr-familiar-faces: joematar: spigotry: joematar: spigotry: oddbagel: Pan is an awful movie and this is the worst part. Jesus fuck the worst thing I’ve ever seen in life?? You’re the one who summarizes recent Simpsons episodes
lily-peet: actuallykylekallgren: thedarklordkeisha: itswalky: chrismcfeely: misterrockett: cr-familiar-faces: joematar: spigotry: joematar: spigotry: oddbagel: Pan is an awful movie and this is the worst part. Jesus fuck the worst thing
fucking-cuddl3s: The worst thing about being lonely is that it makes me miss you..
fucking hell that was the worst 6 hours of sleep in a long time
seravph:“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt
i am probably in the single worst mood ever i hate wichita i hate driving in it pretty much i hate driving anywhere that is not my hometown because I will seriously get lost at any fucking opportunity and it’s really hot and now my nose is sunburnt
fucking men are the worst I hope this motherfukcer dies
darthstripmaul: divpotterdemitributebender: calmunderwater: And remember that I love you even at my worst. this now i can show this to everyone who’s like “you’re kinda quiet today what’s wrong” and they can finally leave me the fuck alone
becherdireinen:Any idiot can have sex. But can you make a woman feel safe? Comfortable? Appreciated? Adored? Can you support her at her worst? No? Then stay the fuck away from her.
Think I may just be the worst spider hunter going
