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the english language videos

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”

The joys of the English language :P

whencartoonsruletheworld: “The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT. Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

kaijusaurus: English-language “international” poster by Shochiku for their THE X FROM OUTER SPACE. The film was eventually released in the United States in an English-dubbed form in 1968.

usa-chins: In the Japanese language, the word ‘hot’ does not have the meaning of ‘sexy/attractive’ as the English language does. So this joke only works in English.

Just invented the word "snarkasm"

This is basically my approach to the English language.

idispavaj: see the funny thing about this is that it started out as porn before my cat fell asleep behind my laptop and through the miracle that is the english language the hand is still rubbing a pussy bless english

English Version: Meta-koi! 2 Circle: Wagahaji!The English language digital edition of Meta-koi! 234 pages (all monochrome) This is a Kigurumi yuri manga about lesbians who are into owner x pet stuffed animal cosplay. It’s a bit more hardcore

dlsite-english: English Version: Meta-koi! 2 Circle: Wagahaji! The English language digital edition of Meta-koi! 234 pages (all monochrome) This is a Kigurumi yuri manga about lesbians who are into owner x pet stuffed animal cosplay. It’s a bit

http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE139061.html DLsite.com Official English Translation! Language selectable: Japanese and English (English subtitle / Voice: Japanese). Please check the manual for more details. Seismic’s massively

http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE215776.htmlBe sure to check out the trial for free at DLsite.com!Price 1836 JPY ภ.78 Estimation (1 February 2018) [Categories: Game Action] Circle : FoxMafura The language is Japanese

http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE221239.htmlBe sure to check out the trial for free at DLsite.com!Price 1620 JPY พ.88 Estimation (25 April 2018) [Categories: Game RPG]Circle : TechnoBrake * Japanese / English languages

https://bit.ly/2Sorstm ⏪Free Trial available!Price ป.99/ 1287 JPY Estimation (30 April 2020) [Categories: Simulation]Circle: Banana King* The “Strategy SLG” game of operating the country.* Language Switchable: English, Japanese,

adhesivesandscrap:fixyourwritinghabits: rarely-important: truantpony: thisisnotjapan: languageek: The English Language Infographic found here. For all those fucking “engrish” blogs I bet the people who criticize others for imperfect English

the-sarcastic-valkyrie: I am Italian and only acquired a decent knowledge of the English language in my teen years, so as a child I completely missed Middleton High’s sass and puns.

best-of-funny: retroactivebakeries: fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are. As an english major I will do you the

Can we please think of some new words for the female anatomy? Cause the current words either make you sound like a sexual education teacher (vagina, clitoris, breasts) or a fuckboy (boobs, tits, pussy), anyone got any ideas?

I honestly don’t get why people get so mad at AAVE? They think it’s too simple or dumb or something? Like bitch the english language is full of shortenings and simplifications, people used to say “do not” instead of “don’t” but suddenly

brainstatic: yellowjuice: e-wifey: people understand that Spanish speakers speak different dialects of the Spanish language but don’t understand that black people speak a dialect of the English language saw a variation of this conversation on twitter

Native English speakers are the world’s worst communicators

actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means

The original definition of the disorder sleep paralysis was codified as a nightmare by Samuel Johnson in his book “A Dictionary of the English Language”. Sleep paralysis was widely considered to be the work of demons, and more specifically

a-frank-admirer:There are no words in the English language - or any language - to describe CeliaBBW’s magnificence. She belongs in the pantheon of eternal feminine beauty. I physically feel a jolt in my body’s chemical and hormonal balance every time

the-rogue-0f-light: balfies: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt: I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is

hellfyreak: benedictsghost: prozacmorning: awomanontheverge: life-is-fiction: theinternetghostshavetakenover: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder

the-rogue-0f-light: balfies: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is

minacoladas: christophoronomicon: crime-and-puns: *sets entire english language on fire* Thereby showing that the phenomenon that gave use gems like “PIN number” and “ATM machine” (also known as the self-demonstrating RAS syndrome, i.e. “redundant

yoonbomiis: Fangirl Challenge: [2/10] television show: Y Gwyll (Hinterland) Y Gwyll (English translation: The Dusk), titled in the English-language version Hinterland, is a Celtic noir police detective drama series broadcast on S4C in Welsh. The main

idispavaj: see the funny thing about this is that it started out as porn before my cat fell asleep behind my laptop and through the miracle that is the english language the hand is still rubbing a pussy bless english

strawberreli: languageek: Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here. English is the hardest language if they asked non-English speakers, I’m sure. (I think Arabic’s pretty simple to learn, honestly)

awkwardlycraft:chicken–chips: megamilotic: lavidapoliglota: “don’t you get your languages mixed up?” yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly

djackmanson: axonsandsynapses: yuletidekarkat: dannygayhealani: creatingaquietmind: the speech impediment of the 21st century (by Marc Johns) I’ll fuck you up buddy this is not a speech impediment it’s linguistic evolution!! the existence of

avatar-dacia: beka-tiddalik: illuminice: if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt,

necromancy-savant: the-macra: brunhiddensmusings: the-macra: types of stard mu ba this is oddly close to real‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage.

On April 7th, Kodansha will publish “Shingeki no Eigo” (Attack of the English Language), which uses both official Japanese and English editions of the manga + detailed lessons & practice questions to help Japanese readers learn English! (Source)One

fuku-shuu: Chinese language promotional posters for the upcoming Hong Kong world premiere and wide release of the 2nd Shingeki no Kyojin live action film, End of the World! The first poster indicates that the world premiere will take place on September

teded: When we talk about ‘English’, we often think of it as a single language. But English has evolved over many generations, making the story of the roots of the English language a complex one. Just as French, Spanish, and other romance languages

idispavaj: see the funny thing about this is that it started out as porn before my cat fell asleep behind my laptop and through the miracle that is the english language the hand is still rubbing a pussy bless english

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple.

transsexuallesbian: distressedphilosopher: Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

brainstatic: yellowjuice: e-wifey: people understand that Spanish speakers speak different dialects of the Spanish language but don’t understand that black people speak a dialect of the English language saw a variation of this conversation on twitter

the-cringe-channel: http://theverge.tumblr.com/post/147061062885/who-is-pok%C3%A9mon-gos-professor-willow-and-why-is-heFucking ChristI think at this point I’m ready to have “daddy” removed from the English language

hustledagod:innocence-is-beautiful:truantpony:thisisnotjapan: languageek: The English Language Infographic found here. For all those fucking “engrish” blogs I bet the people who criticize others for imperfect English have never had to learn

imaginal: look man im a native english speaker and i’ve been mispronouncing a crap ton of words because i never looked up the pronunciation for any of them but if you make fun of how a foreigner pronounces an english word either because of their accent

longlittleness: blue-author: bramblepatch: from Passing English of the Victorian Era I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do This is the greatest linguistic discovery in the English language since the pedigree of feels. those morbs

fancifullauren: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg witchcraft of the highest degree the english language, everyone This is so strange…

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia: supermattural: egbertcest-because-fuck-you: social—twerker: i-am-my-own-spirit-animal: armln: kurwah: reasons to hate the english language wednesday February colonel knife parfait pterodactyl lieutenant their,

literallyrad: there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

ultrafacts:“Aye aye, sir” is a phrase commonly heard present day in naval language. It is derived from a duplicate of the word “aye” which came into the English language in the late 1500s and early 1600s, meaning “Yes; even so.”. It

the-ninenine: The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself.

truantpony: thisisnotjapan: languageek: The English Language Infographic found here. For all those fucking “engrish” blogs I bet the people who criticize others for imperfect English have never had to learn a second language.

j4ya: i hate english

I’d just like to apologize to all the European and Australian folks, and anyone from any other country that has ever tried to talk sexy to me and used the word “arse.” I’m sorry, but I just can’t take it seriously. I’m

casisonabender: ambitiousbard: hannermontanner: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg witchcraft of the highest degree the english language, everyone I fucking love the English language. MIND BLOWING

There are no words…I love communication. I love the English language and the spilling out of emotion, heart, and soul. I think it is the largest deficit in most relationships, and one of the most important. But there are no words, no language,

mesogeios: Last week, I learned that the English language has more euphemisms for death than any other language. I learned that the ancient Greeks had no word for the colour blue and that the Hawain alphabet has only twelve letters. I spent last week

omgrwby:honeylemonselfiequeen:imagineyourfavoriterobot: Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.

floozys: the english language isn’t universal because it’s modern or important or clever, the english language is universal because of brutal colonisation and you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves not moving into other countries and getting

jirachiwishmaker: tealrallythong: venomsnake420: thanks facebook for this very important information we gotta kinkshame fuckin fossils now It gets better when you see the newspaper headline

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