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So the Chemical Engineer majors took the bet with the stupid jocks. It was going to be an easy 400 bucks. They were challenged to look the sculpture in front of the auditorium square in the eyes and say, “Do what you want with me.† That was it.
StudioFOW gives Elizabeth the sendoff she deserves with BioShag: Trinity - three seperate erotic stories set in the Bioshock multiverse.Coming this Spring, watch Elizabeth brought to life in the Source engine as the most perverted SFM animators in the
moare: thefibonaccist: unknownskywalker: HYT H1 Hydro-Mechanical watch by HYT Watches The H1 is the first timepiece ever to combine mechanical and liquid engineering. Pistons in the movement move the bellows. As one expands the other one compresses
visionaria: I heard the sound of your bike, as your wheels hit the gravel, then your engine in the driveway cutting off and I pushed through the screen door and I stood out on the porch thinking figh, fight, fight at all costs, but instead I
superwomaniac: The super strong Absolute Woman walked towards the two cars in which the robbers had fled. Panicked as they saw the giant amazon coming towards them, the crooks didn’t have the time to start their engine to escape. So, she crushed the
musclecardreaming: 1963 Dodge 440, The 62 B body (midsize) Dodges were call Dart 330, Dart 440, Polara and Polara 500. In 1963 the Dart became the A body (compact) car and the B bodies were called the 330, 440, Polara and Polara 500. The 440 engine
DO YOU SEE THIS? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beautiful motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. In the wheels. Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using
engineeringhistory: William Coolidge holding an X-ray tube, circa 1920s. Coolidge was awarded the AIEE Edison Medal, the highest honor in electrical engineering at the time, in 1926 for for the origination of ductile tungsten and the fundamental improvem
amjayes: “We had a very talented suspension engineer working on the car, the weight was moved away from the front, and many wings and spoilers were added. The balance of the car in high-speed bends was totally changed, although the spoilers didn’t
eroticenglishgirl: I’ve always liked the idea of sex as engineering.The large, long piston sliding inside its cylinder, with a slow mechanical forceful rhythm. The pumping and probing of the piston, against the lubrication of the cylinder, so smooth
daddysbottom: “Here, let me show you what’s under the hood.” he says. And before I even answer, he pops open the hood, and bends over to describe to me all the features of the new engine. I did walk into the dealership to shop around for a new
carsthatnevermadeitetc: Citroën Visa GTi, 1984. The Visa was on of the first cars designed and developed by Citroën after they were taken over by Peugeot. It used the same platform and engines as the Peugeot 104. Towards the end of its model life it
carsthatnevermadeitetc: NSU Nergal Concept, 1970. Designed by the Aldo Sessano and presented at the Turin Motor Show, the Nergal was based on the rear-engined NSU Prinz (the silhouette drawing shows the Nergal superimposed over a Prinz). Volkswagen
lizardlicks:badjokesbyjeff: An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridgeSeeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts
thedailywhat: Doc After Dark: “Cry Baby: The Pedal That Rocks The World tells the story of the wah wah effect pedal, from its invention in 1966 to the present day. Musicians, engineers, and historians discuss the impact of the pedal on popular music
Magnetophon was the brand or model name of the pioneering reel-to-reel tape recorder developed by engineers of the German electronics company AEG in the 1930s, based on the magnetic tape invention by Fritz Pfleumer. AEG created the world’s first
slaveryshouldbelegal: Finally Fiona woke up in her crate. She couldn’t see much, but she felt the ship’s engine bellowing below her and the movement of the waves. “Ah, you’re awake,” said the man looking down at her. “Yes, that is the noise
ask-splatter-the-hit-pony: thedude97000: From the creator of the infamous “we like to party” Thomas the train engine “0 to 100 real quick” video, we bring you the the largest order of slam with a nice side of jam. My life
calliecucumber: So… someone made a Skyrim mod where all the dragons are replaced with Thomas the Tank Engine characters and it’s the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. (Watch the video, you won’t regret it.) Above, the World-Eater sits in
ultrafacts: Over the centuries, the empire’s grass bridges gradually gave way, and were replaced with more conventional works of modern engineering. The most famous Incan bridge—the 148-footer immortalized by Thornton Wilder in The Bridge of San
mysticplaces: NGTE Pyestock | Fleet, Hampshire For over fifty years, Pyestock was host to the development and testing of gas turbine engines. From the 1950s through to the 1970s, it was the largest facility of its type in Europe (if not the world),
douglascountymuseum: Splash Dam on Mill Creek 1905.Splash dams were a marvel of early engineering. When the gates in the dam were closed, water backed and formed a pond to hold the logs. When the large gates were raised, the water carried them through
trancedboys: So the Chemical Engineer majors took the bet with the stupid jocks. It was going to be an easy 400 bucks. They were challenged to look the sculpture in front of the auditorium square in the eyes and say, “Do what you want with me.”
britneyinventions: Britney Spears is endearingly referred to as the Structural Engineer of the Millennium after she designed and paid for the construction of the Eiffel Tower. She made the blue prints in 1996 but had no means to have it built. Once her
last-of-the-romans: The Baths of Caracalla Elaborate public baths constructed by the Emperor Caracalla around 216 CE, were a center of Roman social life and one of the great engineering triumphs of the 3rd Century. Sprawling over some 33 acres on Rome’s
castle-engineer: terminaloutpatient: andromeda40002019: ppl who say “the wife” instead of “my wife” are… suspect at minimum Why? You jealous of the man with the superlative wife? The wife against which all others are measured? The definitive
animal-factbook: Aviation engineers from Boeing got their inspiration of new aircrafts through the observation of the Wallace Flying Frog. The membranes between the Wallace’s Flying Frog’s toes and loose skin flaps on their sides catch the air as
worldof3a: The sixth release from the series serialized in Month Hobby JAPAN, ‘WWR THE SHITTY 9’.DREAD DEED ARMSTRONG 1G - MEMBER EIGHT SHITTY 9Following on from the catastrophic failure that was the Dirty Deeds program, the Dirty Deeds engineering
washaanimations: WIPs 0416: Shin oppai engine-oh! New boobies are ON!the loop scene has everything but the hair and facial expressions finished, next up is animate the boobies for the cum scene. For the tech nerds:The previous one was made directly
sixpenceee: Deep web is a part of the internet that isn’t visible to search engines. Everything you see right now: google facebook, tumblr consists of only 4% on the entire history, the deep web is the other 96% of the internet. Here are some facts
honourcall: aclowninmypants: GUYS! Kojima just confirmed that a new remake of the original Metal Gear it’s coming on the way. Here is the first preview, using all the power from the FOX ENGINE. Pffff
astrohardware: spaceexp: Russia’s new Soyuz-2-1v launcher standing on the launch pad Remember that the Soyuz-2-1v is packing the venerable NK-33 engine (of N1 fame) in its first stage, a variation also proposed for the full Soyuz—one in the main
spaceexp: 1.2 million pounds of thrust. The raw power of the Space Shuttle Main Engine is evident in the tile damage around the aft section of the orbiter after returning from space.
engineeringhistory: Promotional poster for the International 1884 Electrical Exhibition, held at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, PA. The exhibition housed the first technical meeting of the American Institute of Electrical Engineers (AIEE), which
amercs28: hellyeahchandlerbing: See what a group of engineers did to encourage people to use the stairs in Stockholm.About 97% of the population took the escalator instead of the stairs.A simple and fun idea to break the routine and
kittenbeanie: journeyintohiddlestiel: but imagine cas is sleeping on the side of the road, hood up to keep out the cold, and suddenly he wakes up because he hears the sound of the impala’s engine but when he looks around, he sees it driving away
codewich: All the big tech companies sent their workers home weeks before the Bay Area ordered shelter in place, and the bay area was the first place in the US to order it. As a software engineer, I haven’t been to my office since March 12th when I
qv:qv:none of you care but i think its so funny that nintendo put the wifi card for the switch right next to the battery. the longer you play the worse your connection gets who thought of thisnot a single engineer looked at it and thought hmm maybe that
thatnightowl-: DO YOU SEE THIS? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beautiful motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. In the wheels. Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated
blackandwtf: 1926 This shot from the movie The General is the most expensive shot in silent film history. It was filmed in a single take, that had to be perfect, with a real train and a ‘dummy’ engineer (notice the white arm hanging out the conductors
tumblrsfinestnyc: Rise of the Planet of the Apes Synopsis: Set in present day San Francisco, “Rise of the Apes” deals with the aftermath of man’s experiments with genetic engineering that lead to the development of intelligence in apes and the
Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered wasps from the Capitol. One or two stings can cause powerful hallucinations, but several stings can lead to death of the victim. Stare at the hypnosis for at least 30 seconds then look at the woods in the arena.
itcars: First Look at the Ferrari 488 Spider Ferrari announces the launch of the 488 Spider, its most powerful ever mid-rear-engined V8 car to feature the patented retractable hard top along with the highest level of technological innovation and with
lanactrlaltdelrey: It’s called the Salton Sea. It’s the largest body water in California. And it’s not even supposed to be there. At the turn of the last century, an engineering screw up of epic proportions diverted the Colorado River into one
aminaabramovic: I hope everyone involved in the making of total eclipse of the heart is living a good life bonnie, the writers, the sound engineers….even the janitor of the building in which the studio was…. back up vocals….everyone
shadow211e: evie-hyde: The SoundJake was an aspiring sound engineer who was fascinated in the link between sound and the body and the mind. He had a crazy theory that certain sounds were so primal, so hard-coded into the human mind, that if someone
yingtan: Like countless mornings and evenings, Chen Nian seated herself on the motorcycle by using Liu Beishan’s shoulders as support. The moment Chen Nian properly sat on the motorcycle, Liu Beishan turned on the ignition engine and dashed into the
ww1ww2photosfilms: Czech war version of Sd.Kfz 251 called OT810. During the war, Skoda factory already produced halftracks. So, they continued to do so after the war. The only differences to the original were a Diesel engine and a closed roof at the
anyskin: The Stout Scarab is an automobile designed by William Bushnell Stout considered to be the world’s first minivan and the ancestor of the minivan.It was produced in the 1930s and 1940s by Stout Engineering Laboratories and later by the Stout
m1male2:The Cantalloc Aqueducts are a work of hydraulic engineering built in the middle of the desert by the ancient Nazca culture (200-700 AD). They are located 4 km. north of Nazca, Peru.Of the 46 underground aqueducts found, 32 are still in operation
yourtessthings: The one thing I think fanfic authors miss, is Rhodey went to MIT with Tony. His major was probably aerospace engineering, since many Air Force officer candidates major in this area. You know what another name for an aerospace engineer
fullthrottleauto: How car engine works Did you know that your car will take in 20,000 cubic feet of air to burn 20 gallons of fuel? That’s the equivalent of a 2,500 sq. ft. house! If your only experience with a car engine’s inner workings is “How
Anthro Ancient Engines from Go-ongerJust some quick doodles of the final three engines from Go-onger that I haven’t drawn yet.
ithotyouknew:thirdeyegrind:ithotyouknew:When someone calls me a whore And now you probably have pink eye. Good thing I can afford antibiotics. It’s the exact same thing engineers do when someone calls them an engineer
celestialwendy: celestialwendy: when people tell me that I’ll go to hell because you’re only supposed to be seen naked by your partner I paid for my weed with those 😏 Engineers pay for their weed too with the money they earn for engineering