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mjalti: me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let
makarainsanity: molento: cayteecat: hoovoolooian: cayteecat: hoovoolooian: crystalgem-confessions: “I got a weird idea where Yellow Diamond has enough with the Crystal Gems and fights fire with fire as she sends Homeworld gems of the same type
periegesisvoid: The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever
txfofficial: im the friend
oathkeeper-of-tarth: I noticed Garnet actually starts crying when Steven refuses to listen to her warnings about going to the palanquin in Steven’s Dream and now I am upset.
outbackfakehouse: I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
hipsterboho: do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
steveholtvstheuniverse: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SNOWMAN YOU ARE GOING TO PULL THE LOLSORANDOM STUNT THAT EVERY FUCKING ANIMATED FEATURE HAS HAD FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT UP BECAUSE PEOPLE
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
sandoola: i pushed the box from the east bridge down two flights of stairs to make this joke
gaelsdiego: the thought of me having sex: nice the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting
itsagifnotagif: When you look back at the people who used to bully you for being a loser. Who’s the loser now? Ok still me bad example
what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
kaijutegu:reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump
averagefairy:my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it
lukewarmskywalker: *sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
zooophagous: captainsaku: lumberjill-lisasimpson: todropscience: I need to share this These chilean builders paralyzed the work because a female hummingbird decided to nest on this beam. Do not touch the birdie source: Enfierradores DEL NORTE
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
stories-of-arani: Me, shoving clothing into my bag: Well guys they found the Mass Relay finally sEEYA BITCHES I’M OFF TO BANG MY WAY THROUGH THE GALAXY GARRUS HERE I COME–
dynastylnoire: brassparker: brassparker: i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.” deadass can we appreciate the respectfully tho? we’ve all been the student
cheyennecheyenne: imamisfittoy: sardonicblisters: yayfeminism: A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit. Wow. these aren’t just bullshitter dweebs in their mom’s basements trolling the
femshep-official: dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today me: want me to come beat them up for you @femsheparding
redgoldsparks: Here is the full version of my first comic for The Nib, which went up yesterday. instagram/ patreon/ portfolio
soundvsvision: Damn CN being a cock tease by giving us a new episode and then making us wait months for the rest of the season Have a Rick
organized-studies: kindnessandgoodvibrations: kindnessandgoodvibrations: ghostoftwentysomethingspresent: madsciences: awfullydull: markrial: tramampoline: slow-riot: Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard
when the whole squad is disgusted by a kink but then there’s this one friend...
christianmetalhead2112: dirtyrotteninfidel: Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one This actually probably is the best one hahahaha a lot of my faves
evilspice: i genuinely do not wanna know what’s going on in the world EVER i’m sick of it i fucking hate politics like i’m not built for this world at all i wanna live in a secluded cave away from society and civilisation so fucking BAD but like
witchywaterstone: squided: *digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity* I’m going to die
I’m mother ducking terrified that when I go back to the apartment I’m just gonna find my shit on the porch And that’ll be it
aidn: i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
general-winky: I WAS WATCHING 6TEEN AND THE ASSISTANT MANAGER OF THE KHAKI BARN IT JUST SAYS ASS MAN
jupiterswhore: darrynek: Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating me? me.
temporarywhales: This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:
starsapphire: whitesaviorcomplex: I know this show isn’t for me and kids don’t typically care about art styles, but can I say I did not expect the magic school bus reboot looks like this why does it look like a doll divine dress up game and not
sodomymcscurvylegs: inkskinned: As an educator, I hate the bell curve system, but I really hate teachers who say, “You won’t get an A in my class.” It’s not just because it causes students to begin the semester with a feeling that they will
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
musique-de-la-nuit: wheel-of-fish: musique-de-la-nuit: xbutwithlesbians: Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians sign me the fuck up Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice? S I G N 👏 M E 👏
jobhaver: secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke mulder: *spits blood
spocksplum: deepfriedfuckpotato: quousque: advanced-procrastination: captainkirk94: goldenpoc: exomoon: rexpinn: emiria: theradicalace: tossingtelevisions: Bitch WHAT THE FUCK what the FUCK ???!!!!?? Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or
somedickheadinawindbreaker: lesbianeroticthriller: I’m the one that’s constantly changing it’s position “Pap”
shrineart: patchworkheart: antiblackness: evipineschi: Day 7 this is what we mean when we say proper or professional mental healthcare prioritizes whiteness and that people of color get the shortest end of the stick every time As a Psych major,
concheror: jokerdavis: HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE
strawberryoverlord: princessautopsy: excuse me but what the fuck does shadow have a giant mallet? I THINK THE FUCK NOT
nothing-human-is-alien-to-me: berniesrevolution: “Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane.” - Martin Luther King Jr. I’m a nurse in a large city hospital. A couple of weeks ago I watched a 47-year-old
simonalkenmayer: fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
pochowek: psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the
professorsparklepants: mindfulwrath: zohbugg: ziyal: this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed??
pearl-likes-pi: Jasper vs the Tide Pod Challenge when I saw Jasper’s voice actress, Kimberly Brooks, did a little vid in Jasper’s voice, I knew I had to make something with it. this is the cursed product of that IM SORRY
alexalexalexalex: meladoodle: my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started
onequartercanadian: jordyyynm: jordyyynm: who wants to hear the story about how a girl in my spanish 2 class fought back against the horrible spanish teacher and won if this gets 2 notes i will tell it one note is good enough for me. so there’s
thebobblehat: floozys: floozys: straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the
it’s the worst thing in the world when customers make you cryyou know they’re just taking their shitty day out on youyou know it’s not personyou know that they don’t see you mcuh as a person in that momentso you get emotional and then feel bad
Miserable is the shitty neon turquoise color of eyeshadow the person who was supposed to be your sister smeared on your eyelids when you were both children and nothing was really wrong
poorlytimed: transjemder: Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time conversation 1: cheese borger conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making
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