the cracker
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find the cracker on porn pin board
the cracker clips
the cracker videos
I’ll bring the cheddar, you bring the brie
Merry xmas Daddy. Pull apart the cracker and let’s see what’s inside.
canadia-eh: outerspacecake: rocketslime: loweryi: kheradactyl: julianunes: tyleroakley: Queen is back. This is eerie. jaw on the floor Holy shit. oh my god I got teary-eyed while watching this because this video makes me so freaking happy.
askmoria: Now get out of here before I get out the crackers and start breaking open that cheese ball you’re wearing on your head. Kishishishi! I fucking love this blog, ohmygod. 8’“”’D
cyfarwydd-deactivated20180802: We have lingered in the chambers of the seaBy sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
juicylilsecrets: msexplorer: eros-addict: I don’t think Polly wants a cracker. OMG… LMFAO!!! It should have been a COCKatoo….. ;)
faggywhore: Love how the crackers lil limp dick stays soft while he is violated an used by its Superior.
coffee-clubbers: TLCRMT is in the CC house!! A big high 5 & a sloppy kiss to you dearest. What a cracker theme, if not slightly intimating. I must admit I lost my identity about a year ago. I was someone invited to all the openings, at the forefront
blackdominion: http://blackdominion.tumblr.com/ spare the lash, spoil the cracker (edomite) that is the rule in The Black New World Order
Your Big Johnson's awareness post gave me the facepalms.
stretchmarkedtitsandnipple: put the cracker on your hot tits and i will eat them :) Morning light with a box of crackers if we get the munchies, lol. ~ Claudia
wehavethemunchies: S’mores in a Jar
brothernatures: polarizeglow: only americans know the true pain of hearing this fuck
pileofknives:I want out of touch crackers to explain every terrible thing to go down in MENA in the next few years through terribly misused AAVE
The Cracker Finishing School for Boys
elenorasweet:funnytwittertweets:Put your lazy meal in the tags
log6:“Christ on a cracker” well actually I think you’ll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn’t know that you fucking protestant heathen
phoneus: trophyuncle: dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who forgives you for your past date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson
bronzebasilisk: swelarpers: From Verillas Christ on a cracker how I wish I had endless expendable income
221cbakerstreet: shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN I FOLLOWED
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans.
preachnikon: wowlilywow: s4ssycats: lol i couldn’t decide if i wanted the vanilla or the regular oreos and then i found this. ig: s4ssycats These are perfect wow award for best invention ever goes to double stuf oreo heads or tails.
sweetoothgirl: Mini Animal Cracker Cookies
fullcravings: Mini Animal Cracker Cookies
sweetoothgirl: Graham Cracker Toffee Bars
returnerofthesky: friendly reminder that this is the best piece of nongaming media to come out of the zelda franchise Absolutely positively TRUE
trashybooksforladies:Well, I hate America, Louis. I hate this country. It’s just big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and people like you. The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word “free” to a note
everlark: The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.
got fucked so good last night my guts feel mixed up this morning. the cracker kid gave me another solid hour na half of his pale uncut 8er. he’s a master at finding angles.
fuckrashida: Like if you want to eat pork pussy do you but don’t act like the reason you do is because the blackies hate you and the crackers are the only ones who will have you
perryjm:lopajus: quietone1002000:wisottertail: hungblkmaster76:Oh how I love the moans and cries of a whiteboi in heat.Yeah, turn up the volume on this one. The cracker can’t get enough BLACK DICK up his fuckhole! God, I need use like this so bad.
skaldadottir:lordofthenerdsandfandoms: #CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead. I just spit cracker everywhere
exitpursuedbybears: amx004qubeley: ninastestanin: christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. NO!!!! Damn
guardians-of-the-food: Chocolate Stout S'mores Icebox Pie
The cracker of Polly
thelocksleymills: The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.
tsarmikhail: kongoupak: mike come wisk me away to the cracker white lands of vermont You can guest star in the White in Vermont summer special: There’s a Brown in Town
thejeselnikoffensive: Or maybe with dinner at the Cracker Barrel? lmaooo
The Boyfriend and I had Cracker Barrel last night. I just had to…
athenasia: The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.
thebootydiaries: concept: u and i go to the aquarium for our first date. u are nervous as u try to hold my hand. but u accidentally knock the cracker out of my hand because ur a piece of shit and u don’t use ur eyes. there goes my damn cracker. look
darkhalfblue-deactivated2015052: Outside the café by the cracker factory, you were practicing a magic trick…
clay-boy: These two should’ve been @ prada, but were ousted from their places. They would have fit into the collection so well, everytime i watch the show im just imagining them in the crackers’ places
bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also
i hate how whenever i plan a day to go a certain way, especially the weekend, im forced to do something else instead and then my body is collapsing under me and im too tired to do what i wanted to do in the first place
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phoneus: trophyuncle: dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who forgives you for your past date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson ^
