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Very well pulled off. Sexy and honest at the same time. :)Â
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
Here is something new: Erotic Raw Oyster Slurping – Buy the clip here! – I just brought home a dozen RAW oysters on the half shell! This is one of my favorite treats. Not only are oysters delicious and fun to eat, but they also get me SO
Don’t kiss the cook, fuck her over the kitchen counter
Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy The Vampire Slayer 4x08 “Pangs” (nov. 23, 1999)
In the kitchen with Tabatha Jordan.
While the bird’s in the oven, it’s wine o'clock.
So today I made myself a golden acorn squash and a chicken sausage stuffing. But I didn’t want to toss the seeds again so this time I roasted them on the skillet! They smell so gooood! Cheap and healthy eating never tasted so good!
wahrsager: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! OMG I HAVE ALL OF THIS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FUCK Okay, so I just made this. It’s VERY floury. I also saved the butter
Here is the 5th member of the Strawhats!! VINSMOKE SANJI
growliere: We Stole Each Others’ Hearts: A Roquill fanmix. Listen here i. Destination: Overdrive - Chromeo / ii. Criminals - David Cook / iii. Latchkey Kids - Silversun Pickups / iv. In the Next Room - Neon Trees / v. Goodbye Good Name - Conditions
foodffs: Chicken katsu. Japanese comfort food with a simple cabbage salad on the side. Recipe: http://www.hillreeves.com/home/chicken-katsu Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
Still messing around with ideas, but have a short half cooked dragon(just slapped some colors on for the time being.)
Pretty sure it’s Stamina 50 (NOT DEFENSE) Also lil Cameo of Kenny! Pretty high-level cook. Meals that give them good BUFFS.Pre-Concept work (?) for Smolder I was introducing as a Guild Lieutenant in the RPG comic. (Patrons seemed to have enjoyed
I’d like to say I just put a lot of effort into making good fudge, but the truth is I put very little effort into making good fudge. My friend and I went to gather up the ingredients (A WHOPPING THREE WHOLE INGREDIENTS) and were literally baffled
gentledeer319: This entire image is amazing! The knife placement, her facial expression, the cooking supplies underneath her. What a head fuck that would be.
nprbooks: Today’s top item in Book News: Ian Fleming’s racy love letters to his Australian inamorata Edith Morpurgo are being offered for sale by a rare book dealer in the U.K. I was just hoping for some awkward canoodling with the sheets pulled
charlesdances: The Dark Knight - The Characters according to me
i-want-spankings: smoke-on-sundays: Before the bruises and the bite marks
spankaway: This is a bit of a nebulous area where the warmup is starting to cross into the main event. Not serious yet, but starting to get a bit brisk. All posts from this session. yes…. i do.
mid-life-hunger: I like your pants around your feetAnd I like the dirt that’s on your kneesAnd I like the way you still say pleaseWhile you’re looking up at meYou’re like my favourite damn disease
mayatrap: robinbanks14: No jokes. Only sex. Some lip reading fun for you in #2. The fun part is that I don’t even know what the fuck I was saying. ;) Damn it that was kind of a joke. Ok, I just have to re-blog this…I have a complete and total
incestquest: Thomas loved how small his mom was. She had the pussy of a high school girl, but took his long dick all the way in, something they could never do. She also said sexier things, like, “Fuck Mommy’s hole, sweetie!” and “Pound me like
bumfinger: his-lady-in-the-streets: This is also on the list, bumfinger. If you’re still interested, that is…
madeofcelluloid: ‘Barton Fink’, Joel Coen and Ethan Coen (1991)I gotta tell you, the life of the mind… There’s no roadmap for that territory… And exploring it can be painful.
thecomicsvault: S P I D E R - M A N THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN: SOUL OF THE HUNTERMike Zeck (pencils), Bob McLeod (inks) & Steve Buccellatto
really95: Sorry about the scratchy sounds, I kept squirming under the blanket ;)
siddharthasmama: superqueerartsyblog: Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the onus on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead why you don’t
babygirldaydreams: I love this so hard. Watching his face, the look of shock and pleasure because he wasn’t expecting the sensation of how wonderful your hands felt, hearing the collective “Fuck,” and his growl as he cums in your hand and seeing
mindundermaster: The Test: Part 1 “Hi Mr. Walters,” said Beth as she leaned against the bathroom doorway. “Do you like my new dress?” I simply stared at my stepdaughter’s friend. Her barely legal body outlined perfectly by the tight dress,made
wildcardcharlieday: Charlie Kelly + Dancing Listen to us, listen to us! There’s been a lot of negative energy going on at this school, okay? So I want to talk to you guys a little bit about dancing. Now back in the ‘50s and the ‘60s and the ‘70s
mybrainisperving: She remembered the pleasure she felt last night when he massaged her tight little asshole and then eventually inserted his finger inside. The added sensation and sheer naughtiness of the act helped her orgasm even harder than usual.
rape-culture: Jolena enjoyed her job as an ‘erotic entertainer’ in the secret party room at the strip club, though she of course kept it secret from her friends and family. It satisfied her incredible lust the way no one man ever could. Thursdays
jillthompson: petitedeath: w0rstbehavii0r: heyyitsraniel: torn-by-dreams: purple-is-the-new-red: mcsprankles: bettycrockersbitch: debbiemoonpieslaststand: bile2: dmthx4: stop this man im calling the fucking cops i have obama on the phone
awesomeshityoucanbuy: Blood Puddle Cutting BoardFreak out your friends and family as they watch in pure shock and awe while you chop and slice away on the blood puddle cutting board. It’s the ultimate way to add a little zest to the cooking process
How is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit
God brings the meat, but the devil sends the cook.
browngirlblues: As promised,100% vegan stuffing! White bread and a pretty large amount of earth balance butter. Not healthy but realllyyyy delicious I will say I added to much salt during the cooking process, forgot about the salt content of the
bimbo-in-training: myprimaldrive: bimbo-in-training: I wanna watch. Then I want her to make supper. 😉🐇 Agreed, because you would burn it.. teases… Is the truth a tease? 🙂 Kitten’s the cook!! I’m the order taker! 🐇
thefilmfatale:BREAKING THE FOURTH WALLJosie and the Pussycats (2001) - written and directed by Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan. Starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson and Tara Reid.
k9jocks: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thewoonderkabinett: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil. Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol
future-queen-of-hell: Im watching Cutthroat Kitchen and they have to make cupcakes, one of the sabotages is all the cooking in a microwave. As a person who makes a mug cake everyday, I would win THE FUCK out that.
darkinternalthoughts: my-wanton-self: austpicious: Throw another snake on the barbie! Terrifying moment a hawk drops a live SNAKE on a BBQ as a family cooks lunch in a Melbourne park. The hawk delivers a nasty surprise to a barbecue lunch by dropping
misforgotten2: Her cat was so finicky she had to cut the crusts off Smoochie’s tuna treat.The Cook’s Handbook by Mary Blake (The Carnation Company) 1951
labellejeunefillesansmercii: Yes I’ll do the cooking, yes I’ll do the cleaning Plus I keep the na-na real sweet, for your eating 🍇
adamsmasher: stuffroblikes: duprsamr: mce1201: Why do y’all love the cook on queer eye so much? He’s literally the most boring one of the group. Why can’t we just love them all?? All of them forever yeah but his smile kinda turns up on
surfsurfersurfing: when I order chinese take out, the waiter writes down the selections with chinese characters for the cook.
thick-nena: Hispanic parent logic: you should be able to cook an entire feast by the age of 10 and pay for your own shit by 18 but you are NOT allowed to sleep over at a friend’s house that’s the rules you little bitch.
thebelchers:Bob’s Burgers, The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover (S06E06)
scenequeen616: This is one of the most important vines ever made. TYBG “.LILBTHEBASEDGOD reminds the crowd who owns the cooking dance.”
I just made enchiladas and want everyone to be able to enjoy the holy goodness that they are. Be warned, I am TERRIBLE at writing directions, but want to share it with everyone anyways. Please enjoy! Ingredients and directions:-2 cans of kidney beans
bluebomberblaster: vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except
eroticedibles: Sexy in the kitchen
My goal for tomorrow is to get as much stuff Incan from the grocery store and the hell hole that sell alcohol and then make something nice. I do think I’ll start with potato and herring gratain because needs it for the entire weekend anyway and
havingafoodfightonthemoon: Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
thebelchers: Bob’s Burgers, The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover (S06E06)
bone-and-brawn: hailbootyy: adriankarl: you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable? All the time I’m pretty sure this is called a “healthy relationship.”
cougHs so I’ve already headcanon’d Luka being the kind of person/robot who just lazes around all day whenever she can so like, if neru was her gf she’d come over and just lay on top of Luka and play on her phone and that would be the
