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goshawke: larkandkatydid: My cousin is a professional hippo keeper and has advanced far enough in the field of professional hippo keeping that she’s head of..idk, hippos? all giant herbivores? at Disney and has been consulting with the Cincinnati
liberissima: thetalkingcrocus: consulting-khanberbatch: so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever and then i checked their names they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD EXCEPT kEVIN WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS i was curious (and
lacigreen: stuckwithyoutubers: consult-the-winchesters-doctor: You had me at not crushing my boobs. i would probably just end up like and that can’t be healthy i think this should be renamed the boob bed
lacigreen:stuckwithyoutubers: consult-the-winchesters-doctor: You had me at not crushing my boobs. i would probably just end up like and that can’t be healthy i think this should be renamed the boob bed
aobas-donut-hole: lintmaster1989: noizcake: lintmaster1989: How in the world is Aoba such a damn cutie? HOW?! Gotta consult the science side of tumblr :o Fuck, science side of tumblr, explain this phenomena! Well you see when a scientist gets
discoverynews: Bugs Make Art: Photos Entomologist Steven Kutcher is a Hollywood “Bug Guy,” serving as a consultant in movies like “Jurassic Park,” “Arachnophobia” and “James and the Giant Peach.” In the 1980s Director Steven Spielberg
zylveons: kennythecontra: saltyprincess420: thecolorffooff: mineralists: Massive Ammonite Fossil #don’t fucking say it This is as close to an ammonite god as you’ll get how can you not CONSULT THE HELIX PRAISE THE HELIX HAIL LORD HELIX.
fromthedeskofmayormare: OOC: Consult this comic for context. Its worth remembering that this comic takes place at the end of season 2, moving slowly towards season 3, meaning that Luna still occasionally slips into the Canterlot voice, but not as often.
Kotetsu is not white No, really, he isn’t So he shouldn’t be the same skin tone as Barnaby Who is white Yes, this is an anime that has a diverse cast If you need to, consult the source material’s coloring Oh wait I just did: Nope,
otaku-stuffed-muffin:scodaillest: thecelestialchild: thecdashrich: thekewl: danivalentine: This gave me chills. Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment
high-functioning-sociopaths: strangerinastrangeland: shakespearevillain: houndingsherlock: superwholock-is-the-new-sexy: a-broken-chameleon-circuit: consulting-god-of-badassery: oldhatindeed: The crest of Tumblr. This. Is. So. Damn. Cool. I
danganaddict: c0nsulting-timel0rd: totoislostinoz: carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: “What house?” “Montague!” “whAT HOUSE?” “MONTAGUE” “WHAT HOUSE?????” “MONTAGUE!!” “MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!” The fact that someone
anotherdayanotherchange: evangelinedawson: jawnn-locked: johnlock-consulting-husbands: flaming-tigers: rulelikeaunicorn: yunholic: supercthulhu: b1gb00tyb1tch3s: c-c-chuck: kiwibutt: xybutt: what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what
maxi-padz: goodnightcecil-goodnight: consulting-doctor-in-the-impala: gillasue345: sammyinthespookytardis: the-hp-fandom: Season 1: Feels Season 2: Feels Season 3: Feels Season 4: Feels Season 5: Feels Season 6: Feels Season 7: Dick jokes Season
danniehiddlesld: consulting-meerkat: zftw: none-of-the-cabs-would-take-me: I’m not really sure I want to do that. AND THE FANDOMS DESTROY ANOTHER HIPSTER POST BRAVO FANDOM
howscandinavianofme: theinnocenceleft: disneyismyescape: disneymoviesandfacts: In their quest for authenticity, the Disney studios hired mostly Native American actors to do the voices. They also employed Native American consultants and had a session
ulfruntyrsdottir: greeneyesandscars: consulting-muggleborn: The fandom who are still crying over it Ow ow ow I just have something like the Whomping Willow in my eyes I’m not crying you’re crying
thatdoesntphysics: consulting-khanberbatch: so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever and then i checked their names they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD EXCEPT kEVIN WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
scodaillest: thecelestialchild: thecdashrich: thekewl: danivalentine: This gave me chills. Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger
deanisanactualprincess: consulting-gaytective: youarenotimpossible: rise-of-the-gaydians: rise-of-the-gaydians: OK SO I WENT TO MY SCHOOL’S TALENT SHOW AND THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE SAM WINCHESTER AND I WAS LIKE “WOW” AND THEN HI S
repobsession: manif3stlove: thecelestialchild: thecdashrich: thekewl: danivalentine: This gave me chills. Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment
thisphonecallismynote: consulting-timelady221b: avengingthenormandy: steampunknekoboi: principalcellist: miss-nerdgasmz: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts Where is that fucking gif of the guy standing in the fall breeze
lovelikeliquor: repobsession: manif3stlove: thecelestialchild: thecdashrich: thekewl: danivalentine: Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when
cteranodon: FUN FACT the thing he says in Spanish is “You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.”
greeneyesandscars: consulting-muggleborn: The fandom who are still crying over it Ow ow ow I just have something like the Whomping Willow in my eyes
orphanblack: Hey #CloneClub, have questions for Orphan Black series science consultant Cosima Herter aka The REAL Cosima? Post your inquires on Tumblr NOW with the hashtag #AskOB, and Cosima may answer YOUR question in her next OB science blog! On your
I totally used to be her. I had the principal at my Kindergarten change me to a different homeroom because they had POCAHONTAS DECORATIONS there. The change was made, my parents weren’t even consulted.
artqueer: Henry FuseliMacbeth Consulting the Vision of the Armed Head1793
fer1972: Macbeth consulting the Vision of the Armed Head by Henry Fuseli
cteranodon: FUN FACT the thing he says in Spanish is “You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.”
super-mama-ready: Been watching a lot of Say Yes To The Dress lately And because Roger Craig Smith is the narrator, I wanted to draw cute bridal consultant Sonic (/ v \) #sonicthehedgehog #sayyestothedress #bride #bridal #fashion #sketch #ink #pencil
coolfatcat: scodaillest: thecelestialchild: thecdashrich: thekewl: danivalentine: This gave me chills. Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when
i-am-swaggity-ann: americaninsomniacs: evangelinedawson: jawnn-locked: johnlock-consulting-husbands: flaming-tigers: rulelikeaunicorn: yunholic: supercthulhu: b1gb00tyb1tch3s: c-c-chuck: kiwibutt: xybutt: what the fuck is that what the fuck
availablewife: formonamour: My lovely wife did some part time consulting, and one of specialties was the shoe business. A dream job, and she one of her perks was some samples. She told me about staring an Italian shoe maker in the eyes and saying to
nesquiksand: owyn-sama: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: calamithyjane: MY CHILDHOOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I HATE THIS FUCKING THING I WOULD PUT HOURS OF MY CHILDHOOD INTO IT AND IT WOULD FUCKING SLIP AND THE WHOLE THING WOULD BE RUINED I’M
disneymoviesandfacts: In their quest for authenticity, the Disney studios hired mostly Native American actors to do the voices. They also employed Native American consultants and had a session with a real shaman. Despite these efforts, prominent Native
kennythecontra: saltyprincess420: thecolorffooff: mineralists: Massive Ammonite Fossil #don’t fucking say it This is as close to an ammonite god as you’ll get how can you not CONSULT THE HELIX PRAISE THE HELIX
thetalkingcrocus: consulting-khanberbatch: so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever and then i checked their names they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD EXCEPT kEVIN WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS i was curious (and kinda hoped
monochromeonsienna: sourcedumal: micdotcom: In the event of a fire consult this 5-year-old. On Wednesday Cloe Woods of Louisiana saved her dog and blind grandmother when a fire broke out in her house. When the smoke alarm woke Cloe, she immediately
Christ I’m having to jump through goddamn hoops just to get a consult with OB GYN. Can’t just fucking do it on post, that would be too simple. First the doctor says I need an HSG test done. So I go to OB/GYN in the hospital, they send me to Radiology.
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Christ I’m having to jump through goddamn hoops just to get a consult with OB GYN. Can’t just fucking do it on post, that would be too simple. First the doctor says I need an HSG test done. So I go to OB/GYN in the hospital,
cwnl: IC 2118: The Witch Head Nebula Image Credit & Copyright: Gimmi Ratto & Davide Bardini (Collecting Photons) Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble — maybe Macbeth should have consulted the Witch Head Nebula. This
shiningartifact: consulting-time-captain: remyreaper: seispassaros: Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways. And, of course, the Captain America
lovesamcedes: jadziwine: evangelinedawson: jawnn-locked: johnlock-consulting-husbands: flaming-tigers: rulelikeaunicorn: yunholic: supercthulhu: b1gb00tyb1tch3s: c-c-chuck: kiwibutt: xybutt: what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what
free-batchproblem: maddiereader: the-worlds-consulting-detective: Sherlock humour. One of THE FUCKING BEST scenes ever. [erotic moan text alert]
robinofleylines: shiningartifact: consulting-time-captain: remyreaper: seispassaros: Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways. And, of course, the
chelsdamelsp: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: saltedpineapple: pineappledean: kickitintheass: assbutt-in-the-garrison: ilovemytardis: chroniccrusade: I will reblog this pic every time I see it. Cause damn. thats not fair. Oh my god.
![free-batchproblem: maddiereader: the-worlds-consulting-detective: Sherlock humour. One of THE FUCKING BEST scenes ever. [erotic moan text alert]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f7007ea174ce66bd4720cf0ca242a8b/tumblr_mgrnnpHhP11s37b69o1_250.gif)
