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“Where a sex therapist teaches her client how to touch another girl. The title is ‘Therapist Samantha Bentley undresses her client Paula Shy‘… and if you google something like that you can find the full heartstopping 30 minute video. usually
fuckyeahtattoos: I just had the opportunity to work on this piece today. My client and i bonded over our mutual love of owls. I am so excited to have had a chance to do such a fun piece on such a great client!
orgasmictipsforgirls: “Where a sex therapist teaches her client how to touch another girl. The title is ‘Therapist Samantha Bentley undresses her client Paula Shy‘… and if you google something like that you can find the full heartstopping 30
My clients keep coming back simply because I need their cum in my mouth almost as much as they have the need to put it there. My client base is booming thanks to the genetic girls who simply don’t enjoy sucking cock and getting a mouthful of cum as
Suzy did not believe how fast she came from her client. She also couldn’t believe how big his cock was. She made it a rule not to get involved with her clients she trained at the gym, but when she seen the outline of Derek’s penis it made
kinkissx: Slave waitress cleaning the floor and the tables in a bar. A kind client invited her for a beer but she had to refuse: slave waitresses can’t drink with clients, and are not allowed to drink alcohol.
milkthatcock: A very highly skilled professional masturbatrix who specializes in bringing her clients’ fantasies to life surprises one of her clients on his morning run in the park and helps him experience his rape fantasy.
“Pirate Of The Sales” is now available at www.seductivestudios.comWhen Lillian steals away some top clients that Demi has worked with for years, things get tense! Demi tells her that it’s not fair and she worked really hard for that client. Lillian
clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online
mer-squared: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be
clientsfromhell: Client: UGH. All you internet generation people are the same, too literal.Me: You asked for an 8x10 print. I gave you that.Client: But I WANTED a 4x6!
asihubinnyc: hdmilez: The first thing your wife’s clients see is not their court-appointed public defender, but asian pussy that is their right to fuck.The first thing your wife sees is not a client but a rough man with a big cock who will fuck
ripplr: Ripplr - Reblog faster than before. Ripplr is a Tumblr client built for the iPad, it allows you to reblog and like posts like no other Tumblr client. Flick through your blog and dashboard in full screen to view photos, text and more. Post your
surprisebitch: libations-of-blood-and-wine: mer-squared: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read
clientsfromhell: Client: Can I have a password reset please? Me: Of course. I’ve reset your password to 12345678, all numerals. You will be prompted to change the password once you log in. Client: Are the numbers in upper or lower case?
clientsfromhell: I used to work as help desk support for a Microsoft shop. I have a client who called so often that I recognized their voice. Without fail the conversation was always the same.Client: I forgot my email password. Can you reset it?Me:
clientsfromhell: Client: Hi, could you make these changes to the website, please? He gives me a fairly extensive list, including not just changes to text but also to the design of the site itself.Me: Sure, I’ll get right on those!Client: We have
clientsfromhell: Some clients are so argumentative, you’re pretty sure they live in a different reality.Client: I can’t read the copy on this printout. Me: That’s because you’ve printed it on A4. The magazine is larger than that, so the copy
clientsfromhell: A client’s new website was up, but Google still had some the old pages cached that appeared as dead links when searching. When he realized this he asked:Client: Can you call Google and get them to fix this? This is a HUGE problem. Me:
clientsfromhell: Client: We want to print three thousand menus. Can it be done today? Me: Yes, that is no problem. Do you have the finished layout and text? Client: No, aren’t you supposed to do that? Me: I can do that if you need, it’s just an
clientsfromhell: Client: Could you please print me a copy of our logo? I’m getting shirts made. Me: Sure thing. I’ll forward you the digital copies for your printer. Client: No need, my printer usually just prints what I bring on paper. Me: That’s…
clientsfromhell: Client: (filling out form) What does DOB mean?Me: “Date of birth.”Client: Oh, so my birthday? Or the day I was born?
lumikettu: surprisebitch: libations-of-blood-and-wine: mer-squared: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can
clientsfromhell: I was working on the new website for a client. They hadn’t produced any copy text yet, so I used Lorem Ipsum as placeholder. I received a call at 3:45 am. Client: Why are you sleeping?! We have emergency here! Me: It’s almost
daddysbottom: I am a personal trainer and run a very successful physical exercise program strictly for men. All my clients get one-on-one attention within the 2-hour time period of their exercise regimen. My clients come in all different shapes, sizes,
clientsfromhell: A client calls me to discuss developing a new website. They want to make it “interactive,” with all the bells and whistles. I ask them what the site is for so I can start planning.Client: I want you to build me a site so I can market
clientsfromhell: Me: The brief mentions a chart… once you send me that I can add it to the report.Client: Oh, you can draw the chart yourself!Me: Sure, I can do that. But, based on what data? Chart just mentions 130k followers.Client: Exactly.Me: You
nierfenhimer: clientsfromhell: I was working on a storyboard for an ad featuring a young girl doing coding and blogging. The brand target is young women 18-30 years old.Client: I’m cancelling this project.Me: Oh, may I ask why?Client: A girl wouldn’t
clientsfromhell: I designed an ad for a client: pure white(#ffffff) on pure black (#000000)Client: Make the text brighter.
genotype1002: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be
jemjemandthefunkybunch: the-questionmark-kid: surprisebitch: libations-of-blood-and-wine: mer-squared: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on
wizardstan: wizardshark: freelance-honey-badger: peanutbutterandjeri: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet,
billcarman: Another incredible commission experience for this beloved client. I’m hoping he won’t hate me for the delay. Guess I’ll just have to blow him away. I always love it when I have a client with whom I can have great conversation.
foeyedcurls: mer-squared: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes,
clientsfromhell: Client: Hi, my email doesn’t work. Me: Okay, what’s the the address? Client: (gives me their street address). Me: :(
clientsfromhell: Client: Why isn’t it green?Me: The message you sent yesterday told me to make it blue.Client: Gotta hate autocorrect.
clientsfromhell: A client approached me to make a logo for their transport and construction company. The whole process was hellish, but this was where I lost patience.Me: So here’s a work in progress for you to look at, let me know if there’s any-Client:
clientsfromhell: Client: That project went pretty well. The investors are happy with the results. Me: Great! Glad to hear it. Client: How old are you again? You live in [city] right? My son is about your age, you should go on a date with him. Me:
clientsfromhell: Client: Why does the second line of this sentence contain only one word? It looks odd. Is there anything we can do to fix it?Me: Erm, try changing the width of your web browser window.Client: Oh yes, that fixed it! Thanks!
clientsfromhell: Client: Make sure I’m able to access all my site’s users passwords. Me: That’s not ethical, or a good idea. Also, the passwords are hashed and stored in a database somewhere, so we really can’t see them. Client:
clientsfromhell: Client: We are now turning over Ů million a year, and would like to go the next level. We’d like to rebrand so we can appeal to the corporates. Client comes in for a brand workshop. Hours are spent defining the brand, its values, its
clientsfromhell: I just wrapped up a new website for a client. They loved it then told me they wanted a brochure. Client: Can we use the website as a brochure? Me: Yes, I can use the same content, colors and images to design a brochure that reflects
ghost-of-tamale:snarkitect:mysharona1987:my studio manager uses smiley faces in emails to clients all the time.my other studio manager once said to a client “am I on crack? what are you talking about?”professionalism takes many forms.I was diagnosing
clientsfromhell: I was building a game for a client. He had no experience with game development, but wanted to give feedback while I was showing some character art assets. The sprite in question was a smiling girl.Client: That girl is supposed to be
arawr98: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be able
boyshaveallthefun: I got a text from my boss to come to this hotel room to close a deal with some clients. It tuns out, it was my boss’s son (junior vice president) who texted me, there were no clients, it was just him and me. He locked the door and
darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey: clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well
lesbilicious: Mary listened carefully to her client’s instructions. She was now a regular of Mrs Hoskings and was making very good money, but only if she fulfilled her wealthy client’s requirements to the letter. The woman was in denial of her sexuality
lezbilicious: With the outward appearance of some sort of business executive, Jessie was in reality a high class escort, specialising in women clients. In her bag she carried a range of dildos and strap-ons. The next client was a lucky woman, but she
clientsfromhell: Client: It doesn’t look like you did what I requested. Wow I can’t believe you f***ed me over! What the hell was I paying for? Client: Sorry, I forgot to refresh the page. Thanks!
daddysbottom: Looking for a summer job, I just got hired by this small company that wants someone to run their website and manage their database of clients and workers. Hell, who am I kidding. We’re talking about the Johns (clients) and the male escorts
