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caligulasgirls: The Carpet matches the Drapes…. http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com
thesociopathicguy: Pronounced decomposition fluid left on the carpet after the deceased was removed
vulcandroid: i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
modmad: rainy morning = dog was drying herself on the carpet with the classic ‘snoot-scoot’ until she just stopped like error 404 dog not found until she noticed I was losing my shit laughing then she was like oh hi
So, I have to help my dad rip up the carpeting in the family room today. I wonder what we’ll find under it?
hereinriverside: Teased my new dorm mate - “Does the carpet match the drapes?” “Why?” he said coyly, “You looking for a rug burn?”
oldmanherondale: superpower-lottery: thecastoyourdean: We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. I can’t wait until we
1 of the best parts of the whole movie :) idgaf what everyone else says :P
scooterlvr: hairywomenrock: Let’s hope that the drapes match the carpet.
kickingshoes: iopele: gif87a-com: The carpet for the first time in life WHAT IS THIS I THINK I LOVE IT BUT ALSO MAYBE IT NEEDS TO DIE @dr-kara
superindianslug: trees-and-videogames: trees-and-videogames: My cat brings me socks as offerings when he wants attention For the record, these were all shot in one day. When we redid the carpets, we found 102 socks stashed in various places around
niknak79: A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.
derfreischutz: Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets
spartan-this replied to your post “Rage”I came home to a box of chocolate cake mix all over the carpet because the dog was bored/hungry… one of those moments I wish I knew what he was thinking. :/Dog: “I want cake.”*4 seconds later*Dog: “I
quickweaves: unapproachableblackchicks: A skin-tingling speech which speaks to the heart of #Ferguson — Senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal on Missouri Senate floor Sept. 10, 2014. Chapelle-Nadal delivers a gripping speech calling Gov. Nixon to the carpet
janemba: I love white people homes they let u walk all over the place wit ur shoes on my alphet been on point all day
ixnay-on-the-oddk: My butt just gave the carpet a low five
cunnusdiaboli: can we even say the carpet matches the drapes? It’s more of a bath mat if you ask me. still, sexy.
redboner1: grsndmotherfucker69: liketobeupher: liketobeupher: Stunned So sexy The carpet matches the drapes 🔥🔥🔥 Sweet
Oh the carpet matches the drapes
loreleijones420: Don’t let the dick spit get on the carpet, slut.
missprimproper: The carpet matches the drapes
soft-tastee-cupcakez: The dust has only just begun to fall, Crop circles in the carpet; sinking… feeling… #imogeanheap
missinglinc: onyourtongue: thechanelmuse: Remnants of the British Black Panther’s Lost Legacy They don’t even teach this in British schools which is so sad. They just love trying to sweep their crimes under the carpet. Canada is guilty of this
ectoboilogist: angrybagel: angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog i feel like you 0% needed to clarify that because who the fuck would ever name their dog homo
macmilf4: Yep, the carpet matches the drapes. Went al natural this week. Kind of digging it. #dontjudgeme
vicmal60:The carpet matched the drapes. It wouldn’t have mattered anyway because I was going to make sure she came all over my face. #granny are you ready gran i am gonna fuck you senseless
myaddicktion: It used to be I was the only one getting cum all over the carpet from watching him taking a pounding from some stud. But my husbands newest Bull has him leaking pre-cum like a broken faucet, something he doesn’t do when I fuck him. I
secretroomdiary: this is from my last professional photoshoot:) he gave me 3 beers this time:D then when ı am drunk he tied me with chains and fucked me on the carpet… it was hard and painful actually but ı liked it and came on the ground when he
Do you think the carpet from Aladdin dislikes having people’s asses on it all the time?
justautahscatguy: Right on the carpet, this is the kind of woman I want to live with 😊
hairpies: The carpets match the drapes!
Given the opportunity to contemplate the carpet as well as his behavior.
whenpussieswerefurry: Almost a full bush, in RL this has always been a little disconcerting to me, but on her I like that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
pervertedpics: House slaves robot and grace kick off the hitachi ban with a romp on the carpet using dildos eager mouths and hands for their reward after a correction and flogging.
kingeren: smartest-of-asses: cutetoad: pubic hair lightener and dye exists if you were wondering I sure wasn’t. So your pubes can be a main anime character too now the carpet can match the drapes
shekneelsbeforeme: When you’ve finished, come in by the back door and don’t drip on the carpet.
mrteenbear: The carpet does match the drapes. pc @nanuk_jf by ryanftwendel http://ift.tt/1lyRsLS
Juvia was actually good while we were out. We went to Target and then went to Outback for lunch. When we came back, she hadn’t chewed the carpet. She only chewed up some bits of paper, and that’s a hell of a lot better than chewing up the
holy fuck i forgot how energetic puppies areSo far she’s peed on the carpet twice and gotten bitch slapped by the cat twice and she’s only been here two hours lol
blackslutslave:pastelminimalist:The carpet matches the drapes.
tyleroakley: On the carpet of the Teen Choice Awards last night - was going for a pastel prince look?
prurire: You lay silent and still, tense with anticipation, fists squeezing, muscles jumping as you hear me softly walk on the carpet in a circle around you. You keep your head down, eyes closed, but you can’t control the involuntary reactions of your
mondymondworld: red-hotties: When the drapes don’t match the carpet.
pykzi: When the carpets match the drapes ✨
niknak79: A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet. they should have gotten fake blood or something. it would be much cooler
d-and-m1615: milfstalker: Over 1 MILLION Hot MOMS signed up on this FREE MILF dating site lusting for a good fuck. Are you going to be the one to fuck ‘em? JOIN now for FREE! Oh damn…. But too bad the carpet doesn’t match!M
sollux-tho: weenerd: kingeren: smartest-of-asses: cutetoad: pubic hair lightener and dye exists if you were wondering I sure wasn’t. So your pubes can be a main anime character too now the carpet can match the drapes Don’t be acting like
abbyobriensgenderbendingblog: I like to rub myself on the carpet then run and jump on things and see if I stick. No luck so far but I will keep doing it in the name of SCIENCE!
shootingwhiterabbits: oldmanherondale: superpower-lottery: thecastoyourdean: We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down.
joiedumariage: britishbukkake: Jodie Cummings came in school uniform for her first party with Jade and co. at Amateur Facials UK. Check out the carpet burns on her knees in the fist pic… now that’s a good gangbang! (via TumbleOn)
haru-qwey: iopele: gif87a-com: The carpet for the first time in life WHAT IS THIS I THINK I LOVE IT BUT ALSO MAYBE IT NEEDS TO DIE @shofie-irl
