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d1rty-fre4k: LEWD WATCH is on patrol! (I bet this will make a lot more money than the actual movie) Role call: @anythinggoeshentaiartist, @purple-mantis, @washaanimations, @bard-bot and @derpixon. Second gif: http://imgur.com/luGOVVp Bard wanted to
loiswolf99: The eagles are coming!..and they have a bard with them. Nice The markiplier bard XD dam
leias-organa: Revenge? I will show you revenge!
druedain-deactivated20151221: Will you have peace, or war? I will have war.
erwtenpeller: D&D TOONS: RUMPLEFELT TWINEFOOTI wanted to draw a bard that was a little different from the usual bards we get to see. This one is inspired by the tale of the Pied Piper; A scruffy bard that uses his songs to charm both animals and
lostmyvirginitytomozart: t4lkn3rdyt0m3: This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure. Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the
makeitearlgrey: bard-of-time-will-be-late: underscorex: THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their
acornshields:i love the scene when bilbo gives bard and thranduil in the arkenstonebecause this centuries old elvenking who lived through the time of the silmarils is so enchanted “the heart of the mountain. the king’s jewel.”and bard is definitely
championoftheravenqueen: championoftheravenqueen: Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell “Everybody clap your hands!” and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours …. a level 20 bard
illumancer: me: wow i didnt know there was a bard’s college in skyrim that you can join. will my character be able to play instruments? i wonder what kind of new and interesting quests are involved? bard’s college: go into the Draugr Pit™ and find
bobcourse: social-justice-bard: conbahami-but-extra: social-justice-bard: commander-lecter: dean–the–map: social-justice-bard: HOW TO IDENTIFY A CHILD PREDATOR ONLINE ( Masterpost ) This is a guide to identify code words and symbols used by
pyjamathyst: awitchnamedkay: millennial-review: @carnivalsofsilverfish “ok first of all this is ranger and bard ERASURE” The best tag I’ve seen all day 😂 Purple = Bard Brown = Ranger
probablymemerpgideas:the person i reblogged this from asked in tags if pink is bard. yes. pink is bard.
thewatchercleric: Bard: Guys… I don’t think I’ll feel like a real bard until I try to seduce this dragon. Let me play you the furry song of my people!
eyxxx: grimphantom2: ninsegado91: bard-bot: jontxu-2d: Finally done, 42 unique frames, that’s a lot of shading! But I had a lot of fun all the way through. This amazing animation was done by @bard-bot, go check the original here!This set includes
yourplayersaidwhat: Bard: *pulling out violin* Any requests? Fighter: Do you know “The Devil Went Down to Faerun”? Bard: You think just because I’m a Tiefling- Fighter: … Bard: …Yes, of course I do.
theshitpostcalligrapher: mabari-hellhound: quietlyglittering: diaryofakanemem: Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?! Be sure to check out IAmDSharp! This bard wild bard mood of the day
hsavinien: philliptunalunatique: this isn’t a fucking competition, bard. I…I recognize the joke, but these are totally different kinds of bows, each with its own benefits and suited to its user. Bard’s using a longbow. Longbows are awesome
ma-at-thought: g0atbutts: askinnyblackman: why playing a bard in a modern setting like Having done both of these things, I’m impressed by seeing them done at the same time. Also this is totally a modern bard.
outofcontextdnd: Bard: I threaten the innkeeper, if he doesn’t tell us who stayed in that room I will shit on his bar. DM: Roll to bluff Bard: I said threaten, not bluff.
emeraldsplash: this actually happened Gnome Bard: I shoot the dwarven lady. DM: Why? She just offered you a job. Gnome Bard: I roll a 19. DM: You shoot her in the heart with your crossbow. Some people outside come to see what the noise was. Gnome Bard:
jontxu-2d: Here it is! Bard’s Shantae animation colored. Sorry it took so long, also huge thanks to @bard-bot for providing the layer files which made coloring this animation way easier than previous ones. Also comes with a Nega-Shantae alt version,
kittyhague: makeitearlgrey: bard-of-time-will-be-late: underscorex: THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside
yourplayersaidwhat: Walking into a store: Bard: I BREAK A WINDOW “ACCIDENTALLY” *rolls a nat 20 before anyone can yell at him* DM:… Blognarth breaks a window. Not sure why. On the way out Bard: I TRIP ON THE WAY OUT AND BREAK ANOTHER WINDOW
bard-irl:frogparty:still the funniest fucking graph on earthNowhere near as funny as game of thrones episode ratings played on a piano
kittyhague:makeitearlgrey:bard-of-time-will-be-late: underscorex: THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down,
yourplayersaidwhat: Context: our Bard cast a Suggestion spell on the boss, and “suggested” that he be our friend. The spell succeeded, but the boss wanted to convince US to help him destroy the citadel, rather than the other way around. Several of
yourplayersaidwhat: Bard: I poke the slime with a stick. DM: Squish squish. It’s slime. Paladin: Guys, I think it’s slime. Bard: Turn around, let’s see if it moves. DM: Squish squish, it’s slime. Ranger: I’ll touch it with o n e toe. DM: Squish
yourplayersaidwhat: bard (me, trying to be useful): can i cast vicious mockery on the wolf? dm: no it-it couldn’t understand you bard: damn sorcerer: what would you even say? fighter: hey wolf! nice teeth!
randomitemdrop:Item: Octobass; requires two normal-sized bards working together to operate, but allows them to cast spells at the level of whichever is higher, with double the range and strength. Alternatively, a giant bard could play it like a fiddle,
yourplayersaidwhat: The two male characters had just taken a leap of faith into a crater. Our female elven bard looks at me, the female human monk.Bard: Why did they jump down there?Monk: Becaise they’re men, and men are stupid.Bard: *sings about the
evilwizard:the274:thyrell:big-blog-of-cheese-day:sirkayleeofcamelot:*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me**becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about
bard-core: frenums: fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck nah son
grumpygrahams: r3b3ccacran3: bard—the—bowman: That awkward moment when Bard tosses around the Dwarves most valued and sacred heirloom like it’s a potato. #what more would you expect from the guy that used the last black arrow as a towel rail?
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bard-bot: astrassart: @krekk0v i blame you for tempting me to do this but i don’t regret it! BEST SHIP EVER. @bardan-draws AND YOU! HAVE SOME NAUGHTY SHIPPY ENDEAVORS BD can addapt at any hard situation! the wonders of modern robotic. Thanks for
bard-bot: chelodoy: Winner of the patreon poll - Mismagius! :3 This art is created by support of my patrons : ) I also wanted to say thank you to everyone who subscribed to me in tumblr, already 11000 people!!! Half a year ago it was about 2000,
Bard the Bowman
The People's Bard
yourplayersaidwhat: Bit of backstory: we are going through our first dungeon. We are almost completely through when we encounter a void demon. Bard: I roll to seduce the void demon. DM: um… Okay I guess Bard: *rolls nat 20* Everyone around the
bards-anonymous:Some random person: “Ummm teiflings aren’t supposed to be green or blue, the book says so..”Me:
bards-anonymous:Why pay for ⭐ therapy ⭐ when I can spend that money on dice so I can play D&D for the same effect.
bards-anonymous:Me, sitting there as my DM starts to describe the approaching figure as my character’s Villain npc:
black-berri: Ms. Fortune pleasing the audience by taking a pounding from a BBC! Original by Bard-Bot, https://bard-bot.tumblr.com/post/161640151654/round-2-show-time-finally-here-the-round#notes Black Edited by Me! NEW ART BLOG! - Las Vegas Crocodile
thyrell:big-blog-of-cheese-day:sirkayleeofcamelot:*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me**becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him**becomes
bard-of-booty said: yEAH NOT FOR LONG CAUSE HES GONNA JUMP AND IM GOING TO HURL MYSELF INTO THE SEA sdfjs he better not! he shouldn’t be that desperate just ye t :c
