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Vault Girl: Nina (Day: 1)Â To me, Nina Taylor is the ideal typical Vault Girl.Â I wanted to make this clip longer, but since the model is still a work in progress, and I found some issues, I had to cut it short for now. I hope to continue it when I can

Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/07/29/gotta-catch-em-all-with-alien-babyjas/Babyjas is looking otherworldly gorgeous tonight in her NASA inspired advanced alien look. The looks inspiring hot, I’d totally be down for her to abduct me and do weird alien

tentaclesbugsandgirls: The first post of a mini flood! Yay facehuggers, that don’t hug faces!It always struck me that the vagina was a way better place to put the alien eggs! So the Alien movie is out this weekend…Guess I might have to commission

Kate Five vs Symbiote comic Page 76 Naughty Nexi! The symbiote is like a horny teenager, and Nexi herself is like a horny alien teen (age 19 human equivalent) so being offered sex on a goth platter is too hot to pass up! Taki looks jealous to me although

How cute. The irony is tearing me up inside.

melancholyellie: look all i’m saying is the buzz lightyear of star command cartoons taught me a lot about the values of friendship and teamwork. and also aliens. taught me a lot about aliens.

fuclcing: are you a ghost or alien person? are you a sunny or rainy day person? are you a cake or pie person?

bunnsandbutts: -extra service for a generous tip- I was raised in germany, the concept of tipping is alien to me. We wouldn’t even tip if the waiter let you mount them after that… the coloring was a pain in the ass, it doesn’t look that good, even

crispy-ghee: I’m sorry guys I just actually hate AvP: Reqiuem on many different levels, so don’t get me started on it unless you want me to rant and scream. This is coming from someone whose media consumption is largely (often bad) horror movies

certifiedhypocrite: snaokidoki: Older image of alien “Cordelia” -We are WeirdWeird is Fun☆ (Patreon. Tip Me Monthly?) ☆ (Ask Link) ( The art-only blog is linked through these clickable messages 18+ )

tinyfaceart: A Punch mostly absorbed by Sol’s protection runes but the impact is quite strong My Twitter - Support me - Commission me

fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

lnalovegd: fleetwoodbrak: Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology

~Support me on Patreon - patreon.com/reapersun~Grey x Boy :)) That one where the Grey and the Abductee are soulmate perverts and DTF~ This is based on an “April Fools” drawing that I did for my patrons where I promised to start drawing only cryptid

ask-lightning-tester: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP aliens…..

medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

monmarty: Someone asked me to do a selfie thingy. I had to use a bunch of references for this since the whole selfie pose is a bit alien to me, but I’m pretty happy with the outcome.

gallifreyin: Doctor Who Rewatch 2k15: 1x04 Aliens of London“Every conversation with you just goes mental. There’s no one else I can talk to. I’ve seen all that stuff up there. The size of it. And I can’t say a word. Aliens and spaceships and

lnalovegd: fleetwoodbrak: Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology

A long time ago corey-45 wanted me to draw Retro-man taunting the viewers with his underwear-covered butt, I dunno if this is enough of a taunt but there is surely an underwear covered butt. This pose is highly inspired by some male erotica picture, if

slygirlboy:slygirlboy:my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothesthis is like

bunnsandbutts: -extra service for a generous tip- I was raised in germany, the concept of tipping is alien to me. We wouldn’t even tip if the waiter let you mount them after that… the coloring was a pain in the ass, i doesn’t look that good, even

tinyconfusion: seeing all these doctor x rose posts being flagged reminds me of all those fics where they are on some alien planet holding hands or the doctor is looking at rose tyler with love in his eyes and they get arrested for impropriety

there’s like a really good chance I’m going to sometimes accidentally tag ‘Alexandrite’ as ‘Alexandria’ since TWD is back on and Alexandria is a major location in that and the names are just way too similar. So, like, if you see me do that,

I’ve been thinking of making up some fake powerpointy things explaining stuff about Panthars, the alien species that Artie is. A sort of “What are panthars?” kind of deal. Out of curiosity, would anyone be interested in that sort of

fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

glam-alien: Blue Blue gives me so much life OMG… She look just like her mama! But neishhhis… What the actual 😒 is goint on with Kelly? Those titties is a mess and that hair gurlllll?! The fuck?!?!

aliens-inside: “I think it’s the aliens…they’re controlling my appetite.. I just can’t stop eating! Last week I was a gym bunny and now look at me! My whole body is swollen and fat! My tits are twice the size they used to be…and my belly!

pregotopia: aliens-inside: “I think it’s the aliens…they’re controlling my appetite.. I just can’t stop eating! Last week I was a gym bunny and now look at me! My whole body is swollen and fat! My tits are twice the size they used to be…and

hardspock: fuck—spock: remyxpietro: nosdrinker: it’s happening Imma frick them DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

ka1ju:possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

lnalovegd: fleetwoodbrak: Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology

fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

stealthrockdamage: lnalovegd: fleetwoodbrak: Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid

thezohar: floating-head: This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different

nothing-human-is-alien-to-me: berniesrevolution: “Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane.” - Martin Luther King Jr. I’m a nurse in a large city hospital. A couple of weeks ago I watched a 47-year-old

fleetwoodbrak: Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the

lnalovegd: fleetwoodbrak: Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology

fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

straight-forward-alien:princeowlinapeartree:queertalizorah: princeowlinapeartree: princeowlinapeartree: *me in las vegas* wow this is just like that one panic at the disco song *me at a wedding* wow this is just like that one panic at the disco song

not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy

frickdun: [slides nasa ฤ] so, tell me about the aliens

the alien from predator killed me

fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

area51-official: fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

kate-nylonette-blog: It feels like forever as more and more of the Fluorescent Alien Sperm is injected deep into my body from inside the Alien Worm. I can feel that the Worm has split into multiple Alien Tentacles deep inside me and has passed through

kate-nylonette-blog: As the Long Smoooooooth Purple Alien Worm penetrates me deeper than anything has ever done so before, I feel a powerful tingling sensation deep inside me as the fluorescent Alien Sperm inside the Worm is slowly injected deep inside

fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

The snow is boring. Talk to me!

fifthalbum: captain-dualscar: fifthalbum: people who don’t believe in aliens confuse me so much like you really think in all of space, which is infinite, we are the only planet with life on it. ok…. (psst I don’t disagree with you about aliens

The entire concept of one day having a more female figure and maybe even passing is so alien to me.Ofc I never believed id look female right away and really teied to set realistic goals and hold on to them for much to long. Sure that’s all well

The idea that friendships/ relationships/ dynamics lots of times it just kinda happens is so alien for me to get a grip on 😟So basically there’s nothing I can do.. or what?Have to be more to it than just pure luck..

mikado413: Me with Voltron season 4 (so far)Sneak peak are revealed a few day before the season is airedPidge is shown a lot in this sneak peak (which mean she’ll probably be really important in season 4)Pidge is a total badass and fight random alien

I love voltron cuz it has SPACE and COOL ALIENS and RAD AS FUCK FIGHT SCENES and also super relatable and endearing characters Like Pidge is my absolute favorite and that’s largely due to I relate to her a lot in terms of family like, I have three

fartgallery: agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

codenamezimbabwe: Happy Birthday Sunny~ >:) The lizard wants to join the party….omfg Maddie I’m screAMING the alien lizard wasn’t invited to the party bahah thank you ;)

Sing Me to SleepThis “game” is really awesome. I mean, there’s not really anything to do but look around and immerse yourself in the atmosphere, but nevertheless, that atmosphere is deliciously alien and foreboding.( http://acatalept.com/singmetosleep/

tgweaver: XCOM 2 is lookin pretty good already hahaSomeone told me about this in asks yesterday. I don’t care about the game, but that snake creature is pretty cool looking tbhIt’s worth noting that the head structure is way different than an actual

lesbianshepard: can you believe bioware made a whole video game franchise about a beautiful alien archaeologist gf

hardspock: fuck—spock: remyxpietro: nosdrinker: it’s happening Imma frick them DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

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