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thesmallwhitepenis: This white dick is essentially the standard size people refer to as “average.” When people say average they assume that means it cannot be both average and small at the time. But that is incorrect. Average simply means “the

desireearmfeldt: get to know me meme » [15/25] female characters: melody “mellie” grant ↳ You’re supposed to hate the woman. Isn’t that the standard trope? The seductress, the slut, the tramp who led your man astray. And I do. I loathe

got some Silver feels from out of nowhere oops who am I kidding how can something that’s always present and defines my very character come out of nowhere

The only quibble I have with this, is that the seams aren’t straight! Standards, my dear!!

Bloomers can be so fucking hot. What’s even hotter is that, back when they were standard wear, open crotch and ass were part of the standard.

startswithabang: What if cosmic inflation is wrong? “One side goes so far as to claim that because you can contrive models that can give you almost arbitrary behavior, inflation fails to rise to the standard of a scientific theory. The other side

tricias-captions: Marylou believes that she’s woken up, bound and gagged in a standard hotel room somewhere. She has struggled to her feet, and can’t believe her luck that the door is opening and seems unguarded. But that’s all part of the plan.

Promise me something - be yourself. Don’t pretend to be someone else just because it’s supposed to be like that, or because you want to fit into the standards. You might feel like an alien, but at some point you will realize that the way you

tallyburd: I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ☀️ SUMMER PASSION PACK☀️ IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!! GET IT HERE! STANDARD EDITION: https://www.e-junkie.com/marketplace/323815/product/SummerPassionPackStandardEdition_515384 DELUXE EDITION: https://www.e-junkie.com/

New! Wellness Brief Superio Signature Series Unlike the standard Wellness Brief that is designed for those confined to a bed, the Superio line is designed for more active use that will never tear or have pinholes despite constant movement. The plastic

I hate it when the artists I follow say that their art is bad. Not because it is annoying, but because they’re in the place that I’m trying so hard to get too. They’re the ones who pretty much set the standard for me. So when they start

slitheringink: aristoteliancomplacency: redshoesnblueskies: thebestpersonherelovesbucky: prince-vegeta-universe: schrodingersowen: no but really, like i know that some folks love telling creative people that “you should be doing it for fun because

theblackhex: Theres nothing in this scene that isn’t fucked. That’s the standard preset of the shatter plugin in After Effects. Every character has a slow reaction, not turning until the thing shattered (did

7 Incredible Things About Black Genetics That Will Amaze You

aiffe: platoapproved: Man, I am sick to fucking death of every woman on TV needing to be an 11/10 on the beauty scale while the men scrape a generous 4/10 average. I’m not saying that the ugly guys don’t deserve jobs or are bad actors, or that

loudest-subtext-in-television: I love that “homage,” “pastiche,” “reboot,” “retelling,” and “fanfic” all mean the same damn thing, except that the last one is written primarily by women for free, and often includes sex, especially

The more chances you give someone, the less respect they’ll start to have for you. They’ll begin to ignore the standards that you’ve set, because they’ll know another chance will always be given. They’re not afraid to lose

u-ok: shorm: infamousnfamous: wait WAIT i just realized keyboards don’t have the cents (¢) sign oh my god how have i gone this many years never noticing that so basically you’re saying that the standard keyboard layout makes no cents dont

wilwheaton: This is Martin Shkreli. He’s a despicable piece of shit. Why? You ask? Well: Specialists in infectious disease are protesting a gigantic overnight increase in the price of a 62-year-old drug that is the standard of care for treating a

zoecw: TRAVELING MODEL ENTRY #1 A LITTLE STORY ABOUT THE BENJAMIN… The standard rate for nude models is 贄 per hour, I ask for more than that. Lately, a few photographers have been telling me that is “too much.” I do understand the photographers’

micdotcom: Watch: “Alright, now if you don’t believe me that white beauty standards are a thing, let’s play a little game.”

That outfit could be pretty hot if the character wasnt a chibi thing

csillans: Hold hands, that’s what you’re meant to do, keep doing that and don’t let go. That’s the secret.

policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the

goatyellsateverything: rockytop-love: shoothikedrinkfuck: weloveshortvideos: When mom says dinner is ready Sweet angel no Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like

thegoodcrewproject: Hi Good Wife fans! We’ll be collecting signatures until this Friday (the 21st). If you’re not sure what The Good Crew Project is, read this post for details. Also, we’re still in the process of writing the message that will

Nothing will ever change unless you talk about it. So we’re going to continue to talk about it. We’re going to continue to hold America to the standards that it says on paper that we’re all created equal. Because it’s not that way right now. But

aasia: Blackout is such a necessary celebration and a reminder that we truly are more than the standards that are forced upon us. We are beautifully diverse. So in honor of the beautiful day: here are some selfies that didn’t make the cut last year

stylelikeu: “As a child, I was completely and utterly in love with the girl next door. I talked to my sister about it, and she said that I shouldn’t talk about it. That’s the standard Catholic thing: if you ignore it, it will go away. At the time,

it pisses me off that pretty much 98% of the stuff that gets flagged on this blog is female content

futureblackpolitician: elionking: tanaebrianab: Anddddd jus like that, he aint fine no more lol. This yall nigga ^^^ lmboooooo Damn.

africanaquarian: emerald-paige: whatisthat-velvet: You gotta be so militant about telling little kids that Black is beautiful. Cuz once it’s set in their mind that whiteness is the standard of beauty it’s hard to change that shit. Ugh. No i disagree.

snkmerchandise: News: Even more updates on the Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan: Escape from Certain Death Nintendo 3DS game (Continuing from this second post)Original Release Date: March 30th, 2017Retail Price: 5,800 Yen (Standard Version); 12,800

u-ok: shorm: infamousnfamous: wait WAIT i just realized keyboards don’t have the cents (¢) sign oh my god how have i gone this many years never noticing that so basically you’re saying that the standard keyboard layout makes no cents dont

u-ok: shorm: infamousnfamous: wait WAIT i just realized keyboards don’t have the cents (¢) sign oh my god how have i gone this many years never noticing that so basically you’re saying that the standard keyboard layout makes no cents dont

the-bipolar-fanboy: bluesey: anexperimentallife: One of the women who organized the dance first complained about Claire’s dress, but upon checking, admitted that it conformed to the standards set for the event. Nonetheless, the same woman later

figmentforms: Just a reminder that the Doctors Without Borders Charity Auction for this little Ganondorf sculpture bust will end tomorrow at 2pm (eastern standard time)! For more info about the sculpture and how to participate, follow the link here!

there is this freshman that I always catch checking me out like the standard up and down look. Looking at my lips or my butt. If you’re a lesbian, you know that look that a girl that is in the closet gives you? like i see you but I’m not

thepeoplesrecord: Rapper/actor Yasiin Bey (Mos Def) released a video in conjunction with a human rights organization this morning via The Guardian that shows him undergoing what he says is the standard process for force-feeding Guantanamo detainees.

We say that animals are not like us therefore they are less than us. We say they lack self awareness but what we really mean is they lack *human like* self awareness. Once you break yourself of the dogma that humanity is the standard against which all

prokopetz:It just occurred to me that Steven Universe actually hits a lot of the standard harem show notes, with the singular and significant exception that instead of having a whole bunch of maybe-girlfriends, the doofy male viewpoint character has

Millennials, the generation of broken standards and mental disease

stylelikeu: “As a child, I was completely and utterly in love with the girl next door. I talked to my sister about it, and she said that I shouldn’t talk about it. That’s the standard Catholic thing: if you ignore it, it will go away. At the time,

weaponslover: The FN SCAR PDW. Compact weapon that packs a bigger punch than a pistol, especially in close quarters situations. The standard response for gun makers: make something that uses a pistol caliber due to the low recoil and the compact design.

By the way, women & men that say they're Feminists don't mean that they hate men or think women are the superior gender. Women that hate men can be viewed the same as The Westboro Baptist Church is to comparison to Christianity. It just means they're

yup-that-exists: Penis shaped Macaroni & cheese Yup, you read that right! There’s actually macaroni and cheese that’s shaped like penis’. I think I’ll just stick to the standard style of macaroni & cheese. But just incase you want yours

stylelikeu: “As a child, I was completely and utterly in love with the girl next door. I talked to my sister about it, and she said that I shouldn’t talk about it. That’s the standard Catholic thing: if you ignore it, it will go away. At the time,

gunrunnerhell: 9mm Walking Stick… A Lage Manufacturing MAX-11; a modified MAC-11. As you can see the owner felt that the standard magazine wasn’t enough. He welded three of them to make one so big that it would cause Diane Feinstein foam at the mouth

stylelikeu: “As a child, I was completely and utterly in love with the girl next door. I talked to my sister about it, and she said that I shouldn’t talk about it. That’s the standard Catholic thing: if you ignore it, it will go away. At the time,

saw-that-hear-this: Make sure your lines are straight, kids. That means, ensure the stylus tip and cantilever run in line with points A & B on the standard, two-point cartridge alignment protractor. In the image above, the cartridge aligns with point

rowdyrumbler: I’m pretty convinced that the adults I live with don’t know how to adult. Our kitchen is so disgusting right now, all because of them. Like I thought it was pretty standard protocol, that if you use a pot/pan/plate/cup, whatever, that

fun fact: I learned to drive standard before driving automatic and the first car I ever drove was a camaro lol

bout to sound hella conceited, but boys are so lucky girls exist because honestly girls are just like so pretty and look so freaking good all the time without even trying ifff a boy looks good like he needs to try really hard like they’re just

egkardios: the-descolada: jalceperalta: ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like??

pan-pizza: nolanthebiggestnerd: People complaining in the comments of the new PPP what the standards are for getting on and how mad they are that they can’t be on. There are no standards I just like pissing the fans off this comment made me laugh

the-wonderful-darcie-dolce: 20K Followers! - Retro: Mommy’s Little Slave I Thanks to all those who follow! Here is a series of old posts repackaged into more easily consumed bulk posts. You may notice that the quality is below my current standard.

mysticorset: prokopetz: Part of the reason I want to see a straight-up college setting magical girl show is that I legitimately think a lot of the standard storylines would work better that way, but another part of it is that I just want to witness the

stylelikeu: “As a child, I was completely and utterly in love with the girl next door. I talked to my sister about it, and she said that I shouldn’t talk about it. That’s the standard Catholic thing: if you ignore it, it will go away. At the time,

Idk but the older I get the more obvious it is that compatibly in sexuality is more of a privilege and a bonus than something to view as a standard and limit when dating. But maybe that just me.

Purrfect Catwoman Cosplay from Batman This is a look and character that doesn’t quite get the love it deserves. Is it different from the standard Catwoman attire?

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