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It’s almost graduation time! Next week it’ll be two guys, and the week after that it’ll be two guys without the bondage. Then you’ll be a real girl! Won’t that be great?
It isn’t possible to love and to part. You will wish that it was. You can transmute love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. - A Room With a View by EM Forster,
It is not only that you are standing in front of your wife, naked, and masturbating. Or that it’s the only sex you are allowed since she has a lover. It is that you have to follow her instructions to the letter. Even when she makes you tell her
It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your pregnant wife for her boss … but that it reminds you of when she told you, “honey, tell him that he doesn’t need to use a condom.”
highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
It was on a sleepover, after one of the boys told of his recent (and quite startling!) checkup at the doctor’s, that it was first time it occurred to us boys, that things could be inserted into our butts, and (to our juvenile amusement!) like a vagina&hel
It took me a while because the other blog is about as old as this one, but hasn’t had any maintenance, so I fixed it up. You can find it here, but please, please keep in mind that it is nsfw. It also has an ask box for commissions, if that’s what
“It is important to the typical ‘Star Trek’ fan that there is a tomorrow. They pretty much share the 'Star Trek’ philosophies about life: the fact that it is wrong to interfere in the evolvement of other peoples, that to be different
It’s 2am and I’m searching for websites that will actually publish adult pdfs. Gumroad says it won’t, that it’s prohibited material, but I’m seeing a lot of “nsfw” art books up on there. Furthermore, Gunwild sells Tannah and Vard stories
That’s it. That’s literally all it could have been
It never ceases to amaze me how fast I can go from fine to kill me kill me kill me put a fucking bullet in my head and make it stop.And it’s… awkward, because the things that set me off are stupid, stupid things that everyone I respect disdains.
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It is a fight chapter, so I figure the thing to do is type “hm,” copy/paste it 2000 times under the cut, spicing it lightly with oohs and ahs about how wicked cool the anime will make these scenes.With brief pause to say that Zeke is nowhere near
actually…hmm let’s see, I’ve had an SU idea for a while that involves well…male humiliation XD and a giant dildo. I don’t want to reveal too much, but if you guys aren’t interested in that, plz say so and I’ll work on some other
“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s
It fills me up when you tell me to bring you something to drink, or rub your feet and calves and have me kneeling before you naked. It is not just the bringing of the drink and serving you that pleases me, it is when you require that it be delivered prope
It is something of a catch 22 in that it is that confidence you exude that says you know damn well I will do whatever you tell me to do that makes me so willing to do whatever you tell me to do.
That strap that snugs against my crack, the plug it holds in place, the solid panel against my clit all would serve to constantly remind me that it all belongs to you, and despite the constant mental and physical stimulation, I will get no relief until
I had the worst dreams that felt so real and I cried so much in them and now I’m awake it feels like it happened and all I wanna do is cry still
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
thefrogman:sirfrogsworth:I tried. Again.Misinformation is also a virus and our country is just as infected with it as it is with COVID-19. Bunk thinks he is perfectly innocent publicly posting his bad information. That he is not harming anyone. But he
It’s not that Kacy loved staring out this window, it was more that it was something she had made a habit of. Whenever she felt listless she would stare out at her small run-down town and once and a while some inspiration would come to her.But today
That’s it that’s the process
slayingbells: #the best part is that she knows it’s a trap#it would be disingenuous to her intelligence if she didn’t acknowledge that she knew it was a trap#but it’s one of root’s terrifying number of self-sacrificial moments where the danger
Welp, it’s the first time since 2001 that I have black friday off. And I don’t get paid again until next week.
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
It sounds to me like it would’ve been better to give “Betty” to someone with a lot more passion in it. The story was set up to be emotional so if that’s not the kind of stuff you want to write, then maybe you shouldn’t be
It amuses me that one of the most popular Christmas movies that’s played all the time on TV during the holiday season has a whole song dedicated to kidnapping and murdering Santa Claus
That was an interesting episode, I’d love to watch it again around Halloween, it seems like it would work really well alongside other Halloween episodes. I was kinda on the right track about what Ronaldo’s issue with Lars was. I liked how
It’s great that someone can do nothing wrong and somehow I can afraid of them for no reason except for a possible coincidence that made me afraid of them. Especially when it’s something nice they did after I did something nice for them that
that dude’s dick from last night was a massive brown cylinder that narrowed a bit at the base. I usually don’t think that’s the most beautiful shape for dicks but his was so thick that it hardly mattered. taking it was so intense at first that when
mobydyke:mobydyke:mobydyke:being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for youclenching my teeth and muttering under my breath “you’ll be happy you did it you’ll be
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
beniseragaki: I finally watched the rest of Dramatical Murder and just because Aoba and Koujaku hold hands in that episode doesn’t mean it’s okay to ship them! It’s called a platonic relationship look it up.
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
slightlycrazygamer: Translation for english speakers:“Sir, it’s your brother.”“Lie! It’s not my brother, it’s a phone!” “It’s your brother on the phone.” “Then you should’ve said that!”
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
bootyschool: as women it’s very important for us to check and correct our bad behavior and the bad behavior of fellow women. that’s called Doing The Work. it’s not betrayal, it’s not unfair, it’s necessary. the process of getting free isn’t
blackmattersus: Cop sees a black man and automatically grabs his gun like that’s what they are taught to do. Prejudice is dangerous. I’ve seen that so many times when I get pulled over that I don’t even blink anymore.
That girl Katy killed any chance of anyone else interesting coming aboard since she blabbed about how much they paying her corny ass. They can’t pay nobody else that kinda money so nobody worth seeing gonna do it.
kimreesesdaughter: This ain’t on no bragging shit. I just want y’all to know that your time is coming. Everything is on the way! That career you want? On the way. The person that’s meant for you? On the way. Your dreams? On the way. Your own car/spot?
localstarboy: Did She Say “Bitch” As Well😅 Angela Rye does not fucking play with anyone that come wrong 😂😂😂smoove called her a bitch on nationwide tv
itaweasel-hime: ackergay: lmao so Isayama said that Levi has a tendency to wear clothes that is lying around right. Imagine Levi wearing Mikasa’s skirt and just chillin. “Sir you’re wearing a skirt.” “Yeah, so?” “It’s
erens-jaeger-bombs: tbh I think that Mikasa’s relationship with Levi is probably the most well-developed relationship Mikasa has with anyone. Not to say it’s the strongest relationship she has, obviously, but it’s the one that’s gone through
huffletuff: I just finished watching Tsuritama I thought it was supposed to be a comedy why did it make me cry like that. Also it was very gay and I ship everyone with everyone.
That after-sex soreness :). If it lasts more than a day that means it was beyond good.
“The best thing about it was that we didn’t actually tell Luke, Jack or Kaya that I was going to be doing it. In the end, we just did it right in front of them, and Kaya’s scream is genuine. Totally genuine. She jumped, almost literally, out of
manaphy: girahimu-sama: polisical: polisical: remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie And what it feels like when u find out that it all was….the heart dying…betrayal.
That feeling when you just told someone the truth but you know that it hurts them, and the fact that it does that, hurts you more than they will ever realize,
That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.
It’s 5:20am and I’m up pondering stuff Has anyone else ever had a dream or goal, something that just seems really difficult to accomplish or somewhat futile but you swear that you feel you can do it. Like your heart is telling you that it
It’s amusing to me to watch the ones who are constantly angry, especially when it’s over little things and things that they’ve done to themselves but wont admit that it really was their doing. It’s also amusing to me when people
deevg–art: does an artwork that takes all eternity and are very proud of it 1 note does an artwork while half awake in the middle of the night and don’t really like it as much but post it anyway 200+ notes Me and that friggen Bumblebee Vytal
I sometimes just get this rabid urge to do something and finish it to completion and sometimes it’s good like when the urge wants to be art related or work relatedbut sometimes it also tells me that I have to binge watch the entirety of the DuckTales
hitsuzenn: Connie: That boar is really big Sasha: Yea, probably belongs in the colossal category Reiner: …. [probably thinking about his boyfriend] Reiner: okay that’s it we’re leaving this is impossible
tsukiyama-shoo: tsukiyama-shoo: please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching