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“I grew massive titties just like you wanted, honey, but there’s a catch. Do you know how you made me start to love to worship your Cock? I want to understand what that feels like, so I grew one too when I went in for my transformation. If you really
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askfordoodles: cuddlyplaguedoctor: hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders That’s adorable. I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”
Thats how I’d react if I saw a cock that big!
thats how imma be when i find that special someone :]
too-stoned-to-remember: monkeyknifefight: meganbmoore: devilsdaydream: there were no digital effects used in that shot. they actually had David Bowie hanging upsidedown on this rig system with his boot glued to the brick. then they just flipped him
kryptaria: This is like unwrapping the perfect Christmas present. If I was the one taking that shirt from him, I would hold it to my face and just Inhale. Then I’d jump on him.
How much would u be interested in bying Lapis bodypillow case drawn by me?
thats not how you braid hair you idiot
I need ideas for actual name (nickname, maybe serial number or abbreviation?) that would sound fun. Sorry if I made that unclear!
wi-fu: There’s so much to say about this new episode but I would just like to point out how much Steven has grown so far. The line “That’s exactly why I brought you.” really made me think. We went from Season 1 Steven who was basically a silly
a-place-to-blog-marvel-stuff: a-black-pegasus: ironwoman359: starksparker: Alright, listen up, Now that Tumblr has completely fucked most people with killing their links (if you put any link, even one that directs back to a Tumblr post, it no longer
Hello my name is Lil Bun and I like to use children’s things that are MADE FOR ADULTS in the privacy of my own home for consensual BDSM-type sex and play between myself and my dominant/daddy (which has nothing to do with him being my actual father
myexofeels: chanyeolismyhappyvirus: LOL How small they are compared to that one guy XD Where’s Chanyeol when you need him.
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
how is it that ive accidentally dyed my hair neon pink now :L do not want!!!!!
How to show that a character is asexual
thecuriousinferno: titty-sona: titty-sona: Do you know how surprisingly hard it is to find newer anime where the girls are over 18 I don’t like that. Everyday this post becomes more relevant
the-butchriarchy:you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking
themightyglamazon: tabbran: darthkres: thetrippytrip: I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that @tabbran please add lemon man story to this PRESENTING LEMON MAN That was a wild goddamn ride
mexigay: leaf-jelly: leatherjacketsupervillain: disgustinganimals: tideartist: Needed this to cheer up– please watch with sound on That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!! that’s what WHOMST
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nynjee: winter-is-coming-for-hitler: Why is everyone freaking out about Nicki/Taylor thing? all that happened was:nicki: racism!taylor: sexism?nicki: no, racism.then the media was just like:media: NICKI MINAJ AND TAYLOR SWIFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN
howre you injected with nanites and you got a cosmonaut with a fire hard-on and a double jointed spider man and your husband is a bonafide spirit medium with genuine spiritual powers in a world where even the vampires are filled with nanomachines but
bastion-official: The fact that xkit guy, who worked on making tumblr usable probono, was ran out with false accusations and sixpenceee is still here is enough evidence that this website doesn’t deserve to exist
That was an interesting episode, I’d love to watch it again around Halloween, it seems like it would work really well alongside other Halloween episodes. I was kinda on the right track about what Ronaldo’s issue with Lars was. I liked how
pretentiousnitwit: tigertwo1515: Now THAT’S how you make a waterside.
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freudian-bitch: Well, excuse me Mr. Shinigami sir. Aren’t you a fine looking fellow? Grell’s got excellent taste in men. Remember that scene in the Shinigami offices on Season 1?
“That’s what I want,” Jean murmured as he tilted his head back to give Orion more access, his hands moving to wrap loosely around his shoulders. “I want to be reminded of our first time and…and how you made me feel alive.” He buried
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particularscarf:wait-seductioneyes:zephyrscribe:following-rons-butterflies: quasichaotic: no matter how awful my writing may be it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey how the fuck was this published There is no accounting for taste. …seriously?
Ask me how me and my momma made 贎 at the Beyonce concert last night 😂💅🏾💵
icoloroutsidetheliness: onlyblackgirl: nipsndnaps: afrodite-athena: 56blogsstillcrazy: He want a 4 for 4 Where tf these babies coming from? How are the mothers surviving? They have to be getting c-sections Imagine how awful it must be to carry
catsi: a-thesis-film-destroyed-me: wizardshark: catsi: pretty fucked up how christian beliefs are referred to as “stories” but indigenous beliefs are referred to as “mythology” im gonna start calling it all “christian mythology” now and
luvholics: “No matter how hard life is, you are your own architecture. If you give up then there’s no one that can help you, but if you want to keep building your future, then no one can stop you either.” - Kim Jaejoong.
badgyal-k: molothoo: ganjflavoredcleats: d0esntmakesense: creepyuncledon: I am currently in love with this video. love this new disney movie ^^^^^^^^^ What that dog know about the blues 😂😂 Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know?
naked-fame: mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
chuckquizmo: people with funny laughs are the best because once they start laughing they laugh really cute and funny and then start laughing at how funny their laugh is and then they laugh at how long they’ve been laughing and they can’t stop laughing
If you ever want to make yourself feel better about your life, search “proud” in your text messages. You’ll be surprised about how often you see it, and how often you use it to describe your friends and family too. It’s a great
just-shower-thoughts: Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
bogleech:ilikeit-art:Ceiling decoration. How do I make one of these that eats people
micdotcom: Watch: Asking for consent isn’t awkward. This video shows how sexy asking for consent can be.
beastjpg: abbyinparadise: exam: in a scale from 1 to “i love the beatles” how boring are you? it’s not like the beatles created the revolution that spawned every fucking thing you listen to on the radio or anything
pushin-daisy: TBH I’m so turned on by sweet and calm sadists. Like, no matter how much of a brat you are no matter how much you cry and beg and struggle they just smile down at you and stroke your hair and continue doing whatever the fuck they want
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ectoqueen: pwnyta: I was gonna make a post about how I saw a Naruto/Sasuke fanart and for a minute I thought it was anthro Tails/Sonic…. and I was gonna just say that…. then I thought they do kinda have similar themes… yellow fox with multiple
isittimetoknit: bookstorepropaganda: ahu-gozlumm: :) I’m only slightly crying. I love how sweet this is.
me doing commissions: - I forgot how to draw - whAT IS COLORING - what was I doing again? - *randomly ends up doing other stuff*
kiracles: My favorite thing about the Homestuck fandom is how amused we are about things calling us terrible. A picture of someone blacklisting the word “Homestuck” for 4/13? Hilarious. Reblogged. A rant talking about how Homestuck is the worst
HOW COULD DO THIS BRYKE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
rinmatsuoka: AND TO YOUR LEFT I THINK WE FINALLY GOT A SNEAK PEEK AT RIN AND KOU’S MOM LOOK AT THAT HAIR COLOR SHE HAS BROWN HAIR AND THEIR DAD HAD BLACK HAIR AND HOW DO THEIR CHILDREN HAVE FUCKING RED HAIR?!!?!?!?
stoned-levi: I have a lowkey fear of being secretly watched via webcam do u know how bad it would be if someone’s seen my web browsing looks do u know how many chins they have witnessed
so there is this sanatic metal band that is coming to my city in a few moths and i wanna go see them but dont know how t ask my parents
Ohhhhh how it irks me when people bring up women who rape as some sort of argument when someone is discussing men who rape. YEAH there are females who rape YEAH there are females who sexually assault but COME ON the whole point of the discussion is how
How about every state/territory legalizes marijuana so the system can stop fucking ruining millions of people’s lives for simple possession charges. How about every state/territory legalizes marijuana so millions of people are no longer considered
lmao someone messaged me with my first name trying to scare me telling me ‘literally everyone knows about my porn blog’ and going on about how weird it is that I lie about my name/calling me an ignorant bitch A) I don’t lie about my name, I just