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Johnny, my fraternity brother, doesn’t know that I’m fucking his mom… several times a week in fact… he would “kill” me if he knew… especially considering she usually has a load of my boy cum inside of her pussy
confusedsome1: If you met me, there is no way you would see this, I’m such a self-conscious and shy person, and it’s killed so many chances I’ve been given, I try to be better, but it’s hard, when I see someone my initial reaction is that they
(via Bully Girls: Cruel, Dominant, Aggressive, Violent) I missed My calling early in life. Being a bully girl would have been right up My alley. Look at that outfit on the left! Sooooo ME! A modest fine for killing? I’m afraid I would have
siterlas: “You could have gotten yourself killed. Why didn’t you wait for me?”“Well, I didn’t get killed. And it worked.”“And if it didn’t?”“It would have been my problem.”“Well, that’s not
pizzaforpresident: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy i’m so angry This guy deserves a kick in the nuts
ruinedpussies: ruinedpussies: gettingstuffed: looseholes: I’d kill to have an hour playing with that hole It would take more than an hour to put a dent in that hole… I am playing with my dildos, you can play with me! Would you? Click here!
A full size reference of the alternate Lapis I came up with yesterday. Clad in a very sexy old timey swimsuit. I’ve taken to calling her, “Punished Lapis.”Words that kill, would you speak them to me? With your breath so still, it makes me believe&he
snorkeler: Ask/tell/request anything of me! Ask me a question Ask me an NSFW question Tell me to post a picture/selfie Send me “would you rathers” Send me “have you evers” Send me “marry, fuck, kills” Send me “this or thats” Ask me what
incorrect48quotes:Mariko: Throw her a little love, she’ll do anything for you, Kojiharu.Kojiharu: I know. Yuko would willingly die for me.Mariko: Yeah, but the real question is will she kill for you?Kojiharu: Why would that be the question?Mariko:
kocch: He made a promise with me. That he would never kill anyone. Him? He’s really good at keeping promises. He’s a kid who kept a promise from 10 years ago.
officerpyrope: YES I WOULD CARE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF YES I WOULD BE THERE IF YOU NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO YES I WOULD CARE IF YOU DELETED YOUR BLOG YES I WOULD LET ANYONE SEND THINGS TO ME I WOULD DO THAT EVEN IF I DON’T REBLOG THOSE POSTS
stedilnik: It would`ve been kinda cool if you could, in Spiral Knights, instead of killing the defensless little shits Gremlin menders, you could, maybe, spare them and gain a little furry mender helper. thats just me, tho.. omg! ;w;
kiyot: I’ll become a different magical girl than all of you. If I were to die, it would be when I am no longer able to kill witches. In other words, there’d be no need for me anymore. That’s fine, then. (full view please)
juliamatsu:AHHH THIS OTP IS GOING TO KILL MEEEEEI said I would make a doujinshi, didn’t I The scene from the trailer really got me. I shouldn’t have done that =_= Now I MUST finish this art till the very end. This is my first doujinshi and it will
amybrookheimers: episodes of doctor who i’d kill to see - the mortal goddess “How could you do this? Surely you knew Menelaus would come after you? Hundreds of men are dying out there for you and you tell me that you’re not even sure you love
farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special
nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy
just-gonna-be-me-18: bethrevis: you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying Can I just have all of these…<3
embracingthegame: I was talking to this cute little white chick I have been fucking recently about the whole ebola thing last night, and I alluded to the fact that it would not surprise me if white people were purposefully trying to kill off blacks with
killthemassa: Foolish of me, to think you niggas would ever be free from yourselves. Go home, go back to the streets and do the same shit that got your brother killed.
juliamatsu: AHHH THIS OTP IS GOING TO KILL MEEEEEI said I would make a doujinshi, didn’t I The scene from the trailer really got me. I shouldn’t have done that =_= Now I MUST finish this art till the very end. This is my first doujinshi and it will
instructor144: striderofthenorth-dom: introvertunites: If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites. Artwork courtesy of @chibird. Hi Friend: “Would it kill ya to smile?”Me: “I am smiling.”Friend: “Wow. Then that’s the best Resting
smeagoled: That’s what always kept Hagrid safe. Because Hagrid actually would’ve been a natural to kill in some ways. But because I always cleaved to this mental image of Hagrid being the one carrying Harry out and that was so perfect for me because
cleverity: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy If he took a bullet for every bloated lie he’s told to keep self-awareness and rational empathy at a minimum,
bpdrotten: Me: I’m suicidal Person: no don’t kill your self! Imagine how much your family would miss you! Imagine how much you’d HURT them Me, still suicidal, but now feeling guilty as well: Isn’t that a doozie
domstoryteller: Ashley: Hello Daddy…. it’s so weird and hot calling you that. I just had lunch dinner with Sarah and she was telling me how excited she was for you to fuck her tonight and… I know I am her best friend and it would somewhat kill
alwaysbewoke: amazin59: alwaysbewoke: Nah man. I would ABSOLUTELY go back in time BECAUSE of my skin color. Just give me a shotgun, uzi, a few grenades and watch me fucking change this timeline. First thing I would do is kill Christopher Columbus. That
wondersam: if you told me back in 2008 that in 2015 lady gaga would be on a horror show killing people and having blood orgies i would not doubt you for a second
c0rtanablue: Have you voted for your favourite cam girl today?? It would mean a lot to help me out! You can vote every day! There’s 20,000 of you that follow me. Let’s kill this voting! http://avnawards.avn.com/voting/category/22
adeadlydame: Would it kill you to show a little soft side? It’s so attractive and sensual, it gets me off. Isn’t that what you want? To get me off?
hersheywrites:lithiumwarhad:reverseracism:sixcatsandtwodogs: gifcraft: Stop the bullets. Kill the gun. I held my breath at the last one. A breathtaking Ad. I would say it gets the message across. THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY!!!! This got me.
fang107: yourweeaboobs:if i murder someone am i a murderer Of course not. I would have to murder but if i dont murder then im not a murderer but if i did that i think will label me as a murderer if i used the book. Am i a murderer if i kill someone
If I’m so fucking anxious to do the thing in the first place that I would literally rathr kill myself, what makes you think bringing it up would help?? Honestly, I can’t fathom on any plane of existence why anyone would think pushing me about this
nonamenoslogan: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy I’m putting a hit out on this guy
one-time-i-dreamt:Me and my dad had to fight off zombies that were wearing color-coded outfits, and if we killed the wrong color-aesthetic zombie, we had to let a zombie bite us. The idea was that the first one to turn into a zombie would lose. I woke
cantescape: gently—fading: kill-that-devil-inside: dont think so hey, before you hear what i have to say this isnt me self promoting. I would just like my followers to be aware that no matter how you are feeling or what your going through or who
64bitwar: benepla: boredpanda: Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me How fucking pathetic would you feel being stuck while
refresh3rs: This is my sister, Resha. She is 13 years old & such a fun girl to be around. She went through a very rough time, she told me multiple times that she wanted to kill herself and she would cut herself. She doesn’t believe she is beautiful,
teamdistrict2: the-bite-of-frost: consultinghobbitinthetardis: cumberbitchsandwich: This would last about 5 minutes in my bookstore. First response: Let me marry that booksellerSecond response: How do you take a book from that without it killing
damorgue: “I know who you are,” Gaga said to me. I imagined this conversation a million times and never thought it would start with that. My name is Daniel, but all of my friends call me Da. I became a Little Monster when I saw Gaga kill her boyfriend
spindizzy17: agesavage: I’ll kill him! Who does he think he is? Ugh, I’m totally gonna kill that loser. I can’t believe my flatmate would do this. Just last week, he asks me if I believe in possession and magic, and now I can’t control my body!
aggressica: This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry. The way the lion tries to shut out the light… :Why would you shoot it? I fucking hate that bitch for killing a lion and if I saw her I would spit in her face
white-recovery: people always tell me that they want to just disappear because no one would even notice if they killed themselves. i mean, no one notices them now, so why would they ever? then i think to myself. no, you’re wrong. haven’t you noticed
n0wfuckme: no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: unf! that’s fucking hot. OMG HURRICANE Teeeeell me would you kill to save a life?Teeeeell me would you kill to prove you’re riiight?Crash, crash, burn, let it all burnThis hurricane’s chasing us all
anaisabitch: That’s not how I view it. I see my scars as reminders of battles I’ve won. I didn’t completely give up. Losing a battle to me would be giving over to those voices in my head telling me to kill myself.I got some release, but not enough
drew-green: It’s strange to me that Zero Suit Samus has basically a supermodel physique. Obviously, a woman who spends all of her time killing space creatures and solving physically-demanding environmental puzzles would be a sturdy gal. So that’s
ryanfenty: i wish there was a way to kill myself but like instead of killing myself i just completely disappeared so nobody remembered me like it would be as if my parents never had a son and that way i would not make anyone sad who loved me and
As days go by, the night’s on fireTell me would you kill to save a life?Tell me would you kill to prove you’re right?Crash, crash, burn, let it all burnNo matter how many deaths that I die I will never forgetThere is a fire inside of this
seraphiana replied to your post:I would love to see some kill la kill in your style ouo that’s fair enough… there’s a hell of a lot of problematic shit in there, and I swear I spend half the time wincing/cringing me too, like fine there’s
doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could
According to this site it would take 74 cans of Full Throttle to kill me. Oh man, i totally want to do that. Bring it! Because it tastes SO good. *salivates*
thegothempress:bro i hate those mfs who are like “your favorite slasher would actually kill you” ummm no i’m built different. he would never do that to me.