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I had never licked my lover’s ass before, but when I asked him to beat up my husband for having a peep on me as I was in the shower, I didn’t think he would kill the wimp just for that… Well… He deserved a good reward!

#he steps forward IN THE FIRE #THE HOLY FIRE THAT WOULD KILL HIM DOWN TO THE VERY GRACE #HE STEPS FORWARD RIGHT TO THE EDGE #UP IN LUCIFER THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL’S FACE #JUST TO TELL HIM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF SAM #yeah tell me again how cas doesn’t

whothefuckiscas: entrophilia: “You think I don’t know that you told him to try to kill me?” “Yeah, I suppose that is how he would hear it. When I learned of the angel tablet, I did tell Castiel to get it at any cost.” Because

justjimei replied to your post: Levi is his prison. I think everyone knows that Levi would kill him the second Zeke does anything questionable and harmful to everyone on the island. That is my new favorite description of Levi.

noobtheloser: yourdndstories: In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to

trublulotus: saclfriend: thingstolovefor: Kid was absolutely brutalized by an officer at Central HS. Maced, slammed and pinned The teen’s arrest was captured on a cellphone video and posted to Facebook. In the video, the teen is heard yelling

adventures-in-poor-planning: adventures-in-poor-planning: whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him

yourdndstories: In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.:D

herochan: Squid-bits: My partner once said that the best way to kill Spider-Man would be to trap him under a giant glass and leave him there. I think it’s a sound theory.

fiercefatfeminist: worldupmyass: tayelchapo: this why they killed him this is exactly why they killed him what the fuck And now you know why he was shot yo JFK did talk a good game, but he didn’t actually enact any of the policies that would

yourdndstories: In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.:D

marauders4evr: We always talk about the Hunchback of Notre Dame hitting close to home with racism, genocide, police brutality, etc. but by far the most damning parts were when the religious guy would have killed a disabled child, ultimately raising him

ivader: Soon after destroying the Jedi, the Emperor had told Vader that he would one day be tempted to kill him. He’d said that the relationship between Sith apprentice and Master was symbiotic but in a delicate balance. An apprentice owed his Master

flyingonthefriendshipship: Would you kill him in his bed?Thrust a dagger through his head?I would not, could not, kill the King.I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see.Now get her to a nunnery. ~ Green Eggs and Hamlet

flyingonthefriendshipship: Would you kill him in his bed?Thrust a dagger through his head?I would not, could not, kill the King.I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see.Now get her to a nunnery. ~ Green Eggs and Hamlet

iamcosimaniehaus: Cosima Niehaus vs. Dr. Aldous Leekieor as Delphine would put it, Cheeky vs. Leekie no but I’m pretty sure that she will eventually actually kill him

sidnugget: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

sidnugget: ugh-p3asants: iphone420: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up Your grandma is 45?! yeah she got married

macchiatomilkyway: I’ve seen stories and AUs where the boyfriends save Aoba from the ViTri bad end, but I want to see Mizuki save him. Mizuki, who wants to save his best friend. He know Aoba may have hurt him in his failed Scrap, but the end result

I feel like I’m the only one who agrees with Dean right now. We went from Sam not wanting to kill himself at the end of last season even though it would have shut down hell to him being pissed that Dean made him live. not the fact that Dean lied

grislypit: metalgret: cult-of-zanna: crows are fucking great and scary as hell. My friends kitty killed a crow a while ago, and up until recently was a marked cat. they would send one to watch him whenever he was outside, and then after a little

dirtyovercoats: Then the Lord said to him, “Whoever kills Cain will suffer a sevenfold vengeance.” And the Lord put a mark on Cain, so that no one who came upon him would kill him. (Genesis 4:15)

consultingsexsymbol: cutie-fallen-angel: sswincestiel: lifeaintwhatitsworth: nerdyalert: dalek-hunter-at-hogwarts: friendly reminder that if John Winchester were alive he’d kill his own son Friendly reminder that Dean would probably want him

unholyseraphs: i don’t think death is gonei don’t buy iti just don’t at all death is smart. death does not trust the winchesters. he can read minds and intentions. why would he willingly give the only thing that can kill him to dean fucking winchester???

sinran: snow white AU? (˘⌣˘)♥ in this AU viktor was the witch who fell in love with snow white yuuri. he created an apple that would make yuuri fall in love with him instead of one that would harm/kill yuuri (laughs)

godinthebrokenness: “I used to think that the Talib would come, and he would just kill me. But then I said, ‘If he comes, what would you do Malala?’ Then I would reply to myself, ‘Malala, just take a shoe and hit him.’ But then I said,

boredyet: “There’s a few other things I can’t prove. My father wrote letters to Maureen Ashby, telling her that he feared Clay would kill him for trying to get the club out of guns. He even told her he’d sabotage his bike. Clay killed my old

“C’mon man, you know you wanna rim this hairy ass.” “My boyfriend would kill me…” the smaller man said, salivating at the perfect arse in front of him. “He’ll never find out.” The pred smiled knowingly, knowing that when the younger

yourdndstories: In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.:D

paternalstranger: depraved-fantasies: “Please.. I can’t ever get caught. You have to swear to keep it a secret. It would kill him. And please don’t come inside me again.” She didn’t realize yet that the sudden extra fullness in her

feraligatr:weaver-z:Imagine being the employee who got to do this. I would treasure this memory for the rest of my life. the slap that almost knocked him over and killed him :/

sevi007: byeronman: if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background They had to kill him off because he was way too powerful.

ndiecity:God the discourse that would happen if bezos’ rocket killed him

batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it

soup-du-silence: I dont think i can send Haru to Galar that climate would kill him

itechi: Naruto meme »» Eight Fights [2/8] yamazekis: Uchiha Sasuke Vs Uzumaki Naruto Sasuke reveals his intents to kill him to obtain the Mangekyō Sharingan. Naruto refused to accept that Sasuke would do this or his other reasons for pursuing

sidnugget: ugh-p3asants: iphone420: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up Your grandma is 45?! yeah she got married

#he steps forward IN THE FIRE #THE HOLY FIRE THAT WOULD KILL HIM DOWN TO THE VERY GRACE #HE STEPS FORWARD RIGHT TO THE EDGE #UP IN LUCIFER THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL’S FACE #JUST TO TELL HIM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF SAM #yeah tell me again how cas doesn’t

youngryguy: Hottest. Submission. Ever. This is my hot follower Ricky behind his boyfriend while he was doing dishes. He told me his boyfriend would kill him if he knew he took that. In his own words, “I came up from behind, pulled down his pants and

sidnugget: ugh-p3asants: iphone420: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up Your grandma is 45?! yeah she got married

dimka-roza-belikov: : “Killing him was a lot more fun than losing my virginity to him would’ve been” HAHA that quote rocks xD

-frary: I never imagined that you would kill him by breaking his heart. [x]

tudorstuarts: I never imagined that you would kill him by breaking his heart.

spindizzy17: agesavage: I’ll kill him! Who does he think he is? Ugh, I’m totally gonna kill that loser. I can’t believe my flatmate would do this. Just last week, he asks me if I believe in possession and magic, and now I can’t control my body!

stedebonny: Stede having a nightmare where the image of Blackbeard he’s been given kills him and immediately waking up to see Ed watching over him and being so gentle that he doesn’t even place his hand on his chest/area that would be painful as

i-am-soulless: #At this moment Dean actually believed that Cas would kill him #It breaks my heart #It hurts me

feraligatr:weaver-z:Imagine being the employee who got to do this. I would treasure this memory for the rest of my life. the slap that almost knocked him over and killed him :/

sidnugget: ugh-p3asants: iphone420: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up Your grandma is 45?! yeah she got married

freefeetvideos: Straight hunk teases faggot roomate who loves feet Super sexy fantasy of straight roomate who knows his roomate is a faggot that loves to smell and lick feet and teases him. He acts like he doesn’t care but i would kill to be in his

sidnugget: ugh-p3asants: iphone420: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up Your grandma is 45?! yeah she got married

sidnugget: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

missworldz: We told him (Dave Grohl) that if he didn’t join the band we would kill him. Now he’s still living in fear, a perpetual state of being kidnapped all the time. And we make him buy us drinks. -Krist Novoselic

shieldmaidenofrohann: Books:Harry Potter and Philosopher’s Stone [1/7]Chapter 17: The Man with Two Faces “Well… Voldemort said that he only killed my mother becauseshe tried to stop him from killing me. But why would he want to kill me in the

amozon28: m7angela: fallenark: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it

he would kill him though. but that’s not as bad as cheating.

ice-blue-sunrise: Jean Kirschstein: is crying because Mikasa looked at Eren would kill just to be the one that Mikasa likes is betting his whole freaking dinner on Mikasa winning is blushing after Mikasa practically told him to shut up goes all dramatic

the-dancing-dragons: penguinsledding: No matter who you are or what you look like, just remember that Aang thinks you’re interesting and would like to be your friend. #seriously though aang is the nicest guy ever #you can literally try to kill him

pervasiveperception: nomorecops: ranchdepressing: if that mouse had pants he would shit them the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg I am dying Wild domesticated shit You people are confused about how cats kill things.

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