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Jeffery was a smart kid. Smart enough to know that good grades couldn’t get him everything he wanted from life. What he really wanted was to fuck Ms. Miller, his English Literature teacher. Unfortunately, rumour had it that Ms. Miller was a lesbian.
napdk: I was pretty tired last night but instead of going to bed which might have been the smart decision, I decided that a short game of Call Of Duty was a great idea. I had to pee, but it was only supposed to be a short game and then I would go to
At the casting, Wendy’s naive mind was manipulated and seduced by the devious casting director who was too smart for her to compete with. That day after the casting, she had alredy forgotten her boyfriend that waiting her at the lobby, while satisfying
muffmcmuffin: ditzydolls: “See, Barbie, the thing is that girls just aren’t very smart.” Leah nodded and tugged on her nipples, just like he’d told her to do. It was weird. He kept saying things like that, things that she felt like she should
wannabepreggo: My parents hired me a tutor to help me get into college. He’s smart and sexy and funny, and he helped me decide that what was more important than going to a good school was having lots of smart, beautiful babies.
The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales. Your mom was known both in high-school, as well as in college, as being the pretty, smart, and unique girl that had everything going for her, but carried with her a mysterious air of sadne
420memes: one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the other side says “i have an inferiority complex because i was called smart when i was young but i realized when i got older that i am not really that smart”
« They were both very nervous. Emma's very smart she decided if she was going to avoid 27 takes she was going to get it right first time. We're about to run and I just see Emma brace herself and see that conviction she's got where she goes not going
misplaced-my-notes:When Crowley told Aziraphale he changed his name, Aziraphale was a little smart-ass and started firing off guesses.One of them was “Asmodeus.”The demon that represents Lust.Aziraphale was out there, watching Jesus getting nailed
boypussyforever: Grunting quietly little Gavin couldn’t help but think of himself as smart. Staying home from school because he was “sick” was probably one of his less-naughty tendencies. But posting that add on Craigslist while his mom was at
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
spookyscaryparksandarks: the-boy-who-was-a-crow: tardisblue-pandas: Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling Oh shit this was literally me in school Don’t
jessalrynn: moxperidot: libertarirynn: kidlazer: libertarirynn: So my friend was telling me yesterday that she got a new Samsung smart TV for her living room. One afternoon she was sitting on the couch across on the TV, which was turned off, talking
nkeddoorsredux: Young Lena had a way of speaking volumes without speaking a word. And in doing so, getting pretty much anything she wanted when she wanted it. She was simply that smart and that sure of herself, which was quite impressive for her tender
2000ish: tomhard-y: « They were both very nervous. Emma's very smart she decided if she was going to avoid 27 takes she was going to get it right first time. We're about to run and I just see Emma brace herself and see that conviction she's got
enigmamre: Sandi was worried that being in just her bra might distract her husband. But he was so smart! He just turned the Go Pro around so he could watch later while she sucked him off.
hootowl91: hypnojon: She thought she was a super smart girl.. An hour or two of looking at the spirals changed all that. She felt her control slowly slipping away with only the faintest hint of what was happening. By the time she had an inkling of
mysterymastere:Most people believe that glasses make you look smart. Because of that, it was easy to put a little suggestion in your mind.If glasses make you look smarter than you are, that must mean you’re dumber than you look. So go ahead and
#and you can just tell from that look on his face that he’s thinking #’it was always me. #i’m the disappointment. #i was never smart enough or fast enough or brave enough. #i didn’t protect you when i was supposed to. #i didn’t follow orders.
the-boy-who-was-a-crow: tardisblue-pandas: Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling Oh shit this was literally me in school
troyes-pinky-finger:mercy-to-me:the-boy-who-was-a-crow:tardisblue-pandas: Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling Oh shit this was literally me in school Don’t
gystff: cock 13 made the faggot realize how happy it was as a prostitute, and its life changed 4ever. its life as a nasty whore, being fed jizz that leaked out of its butthole, was its only hope at being happy. it wasnt very smart and just about all
phdbimbo: She was aware, when she enrolled, that she probably wasn’t smart enough to get a degree in the sciences. She was aware of how boys - and men - looked at her. She was aware that her cock-sucking skills were extraordinary, her most impressive
hellofromhawaii: So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then…………. That is a really smart thing for the owner to have
troyes-pinky-finger: mercy-to-me: the-boy-who-was-a-crow: tardisblue-pandas: Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling Oh shit this was literally me in school
bro-sis-secret: thekelts-incestdesires: My little sister is super smart, she even goes to a special school for the smartest girls in the country. But that school very religious and there was there was somethings they didn’t teach.Of course her big
eprephany: hmmm… what was i just doin? i remember sittin down, and there was this funny voice in my head…- Don’t give in! Don’t let them win!Huh…? What was that?- You’re a smart guy! You wanna be smart! Don’t let them win…!Huhuhuhuh…
thoughtlessthots: dark-corners-for-dirty-deeds: The origin of a bimbo.I was always the smart, ugly one.Went to a good school, joined the debate team, hell, I even did my AS levels at 15.I thought I was so important, and that I could change the world
insanely-smart: prochoice-or-gtfo: apersnicketylemon: trampoline-whore: Funny that in 1980, the MMR vaccine was introduced, the MMR vaccine causes autism.ella-screziato Funny that this is actually caused by the fact that we have both broadened the
tin-the-artist: askmerriauthor: Okay, either this was a stealth pun, or I was just unobservant in not noticing it until now. He’s sowing seeds of discord. goddamnit! im a pretty smart guy who gets shit like this and i never saw that why!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: chopper05: Finn, your one smart 14 year old I thought he was 12? They made him a year older every season since the voice actor is about the same age and his voice was changing. That’s pretty cool, most cartoons don’t
“You wanna come in?” she whispered, panting heavily. Zac’s dick was so hard she could see the imprint of it through his chinos. “I do…but you sure that’s smart?” Symba hungrily kissed him like an animal in heat. “Right about now I don’t
2wentysixletters: I closed my eyes and saw that I was never old or young or smart I was everyone I’d ever met who I never loved enough.
realbuttrear: This little mothafucka is the talk of the internet, if she was smart she’s find a nigga with 9 or 10’ inches and film that shit immediately!!!
Fifty Shades of Grey uses really unnecessary and forced vocabulary. Like..a simple word would have sufficed, but she just wanted to shove a big word into the sentence to sound smart. Just no. “That was very profligate of you.” Oh, wait,
thekelts-incestdesires:My little sister is super smart, she even goes to a special school for the smartest girls in the country. But that school very religious and there was there was somethings they didn’t teach.Of course her big brother was more than
I couldn’t believe how much my daughter blossomed during her first year at school. I also couldn’t believe that no boy was smart enough to take advantage of her lush full body. Lastly, I couldn’t believe it when she came into my office and stripped
naughtynicegirl69: I was in a dilemma of what to wear for a job interview. I thought that the smart look would probably be the best way to impress the male interview panel. I came up with this outfit. Do you think I’ve got a good chance of becoming
I sometimes regret the all the love and time wasted on people I have come to see very differently… but I know I had to follow the path I did to get here.. n now am just thankful that I was smart enough to keep walking… I had to deal with
camigo2: I thought that I was being smart by sneaking into mom and dad’s bedroom to jack dad’s cock. How was I to know that mom bought a night vision camera?
Iunno hopefully that was a smart idea
guccier: that was such a smart plan
kid-lucifer: This hot guy is Samuel, he was an Amish boy who was too sexy for that lifestyle & wanted to have his amazing body appreciated for more than just his strength and muscles. He is more than that, he’s also sweet & smart which is a
I remember when that you belong with me song came out I liked this boy who was my best friend but his parents were strict and wanted him to be a doctor with a smart wife and I listened to that song and I was girl in the short skirts and peppy and dumb
cartnsncreal: MEET AMAYA Diggins, the 10-year-old founder of Hijabi Fits, a company that creates hijabs specifically for teens and tweens. When Amaya started wearing hijab last summer, her mother bought her some new scarves but Amaya didn’t like any
cheatingwivescantresist: She couldn’t resist me and cheated on her husband. I was smart enough to record everything so that I could blackmail her into having sex with me again. She says she doesn’t want to cheat anymore, but the truth is in the way
blackbearthoughts replied to your post: I was testing out a new competitve tea…That first battle was close as hell O_O Verrrrrrry nice :3VERY CLOSE i figured that just attacking wouldn’t be smart cause the opposing Sylveon would just keep healing
cezarywho: juicetrump: trump “lied that he was smart” But he knows the best words!
paul-lux: Chilling… that was yesterday. Back to work today! @sartoria_dalcuore jacket @ambrosinapoli trousershttps://www.instagram.com/p/CPV8YQyLG-3/?utm_medium=tumblr Smart
dragonarie: Today I bought myself a Starbucks for the first time in months and had to stop and wonder why I ever thought it was smart to spend ū.50 on a drink that consists of 80% ice and 20% caramel water.
Its nice when funny smart and cute looking people say it’s not about looks. That our bodies don’t define us. Maybe it isn’t. Maybe it’s a mix. I wish at least I was funny and smart. That way i would have had something tho give,
prettypennytraining: If you’re smart then over time you learn to keep it to yourself how much you hate that awful pair of shoes he always insists on wearing. Apparently I’m not as smart as I thought I was.