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“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?â€
“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
