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“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”

that-art-skunk: Original line art is by McSweezy.Colouring (and the flag) are mine. [Higher Res]Just don’t ever give him a blowjob. holy shit dudethat’s some top fucking notch work

cowsrtasty: Holy shit, I went up 25 followers in about 2 weeks. I don’t have the energy to do a bunch of requests again, so I felt that it would be nice to extend my thanks to many of the other artists that have helped and encouraged me. Keep reading

Don’t. Owe. You. Shit. Microkitty gonna blast this person real fast. I have a following on social media if a certain number that if you message me on my fan page expecting friendship, you are in for a bad time. I’m totally homies with some of

asharomi:thedogeveryonehates:insomniac-arrest: why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳 kind of a milf. reblog

i’m a fuckin’ bum, can’t you understand that man. i live on welfare, that’s where i’m at. i don’t work work work

jennamarbles: When The Face Doesn’t Work. (if you don’t know what the face is then go here and figure that shit out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0&feature=related LOL! dead.

liberalsarecool: Awareness has no limits, except for racist white people and #BlackLivesMatter. All lives do matter, but that phrase only works when you mean ALL LIVES - and due to how black people are still getting a tonne of shit from the system,

onlyblackgirl:Y'all gone have to put it more work on colorism besides making posts that say “reblog to support our dark skin sistas!” That shit don’t help in the real world.

meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,

knuxtiger4: eyerapingsonicfancharacters: I’M SO DONE Also, I’m pretty sure boobs don’t work like that —— I think the weird part is this ref looks exactly like yours? I mean SHIT, the height comparison, the pose, the fucking hair is in the

dazzledfirestar: Just a reminder that if you hate on Wanda for Carol’s sake, Carol would probably think you’re a dick. Because we shouldn’t be asking why Wanda gets to be there instead of Carol. It’s shouldn’t be an “instead of" situation!

I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit multiple choice quiz into my unit plan. but like… I fucking hate that shit. I don’t want to make students do multiple choice tests. I know they’re bullshit. They know

twistedcaliber: “Yes, freedom of religion is enshrined in the very first amendment to our Constitution, but can we say that Alexander Hamilton would even be able to understand the particular nuances of today’s debate on the issue, especially given

woggywoowoo: When I’m at work, I don’t mind being greeted with “hello! I need ___!” It’s direct, and that’s fine, I don’t need pleasantries when you just need some copies. But holy shit, don’t ask “how are you?” and cut me off before

Back to work. =w=And thus I get to type weird shit here that I read on WP forums cause I’m bored.So, some idiot asked if guillotine crosses would be OP if they could equip a dagger AND a shield at the same time with their offhand. You… wait

submissivefeminist: I don’t bruise anymore so that shit was painful but Daddy fucked me harder than I could imagine after. I came three times and now my legs don’t work.

youarefuckingmajestic: HEY YOU, YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? SCHOOL, WORK, FUTURE, YOUR FUCKING SELF? DON’T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT, IN TIME YOU WILL. AT THE MOMENT YOU MAY NOT BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE AND THAT’S OKAY. MAKE PEACE WITH IT

This has been such a shitty weekend, I’m actually looking forward to work tomorrow. Mostly because at least when I’m at work, I can keep myself so busy that I don’t have time to focus on the shit that has been happening.

sexy-uredoinitright:quietcharms:This has been such a shitty weekend, I’m actually looking forward to work tomorrow. Mostly because at least when I’m at work, I can keep myself so busy that I don’t have time to focus on the shit that has been happening.I

new theme finally.;u; i may have overdone it with all the pink but i don’t give two shits and anyone who complains can eat an entire ass thank.

titytwochainz: They damn near force you into college, because if you don’t go, you’re likely to work for minimum wage. Unless you’re rich as hell or a perfect student, you gone pay out the ass just to be there and there is still no guaranteed chance

quinsee: I hate when people say “it’s 4:20 somewhere” like no nigga it’s 9:56 I don’t think you know how timezones work

chescaleigh: The Dumb Questions Actors Of Color Get That White Ones Don’t Deal WithUpworthy asked some actors of color to describe what it’s like working in the entertainment industry. What we found were a whole bunch of stereotypes. Why isn’t

deebott: proteinpills: cotestuck:montypla:meloromantics:appropriately-inappropriate: audreyvhorne: sttinkerbelle: vmpolung: knowledgeandlove: Photo source Fact check source #and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work. That

samanticshift: “i’m against trigger warnings because you don’t heal by avoiding what scares you. controlled exposure is what works.”that is literally the point of the trigger warning: to give people a heads up so they can choose how and whether

babyphatjeans: don’t ever fuck with any nigga from ya job. don’t do it. DON’T. DO. IT. niggas literally run their fucking mouth too much and will have u looking a damn fool at work. go to work just to get ur check sis and mind ya business.

theboldestofsinners: softboycollective: aka14kgold: kelsium: georgia–oqueef: georgia–oqueef: if you don’t think it’s important to doxx racist child abusers like tracey carver-allbritton, consider that she works at bank of america–a bank

lightersandipods: I miss old r&b. can’t cool out and unwind when all these niggas tryna rap and talking about fucking your girl or poppin bottles. I worked 11 hours beloved, I don’t wanna hear that shit.

succotashes: succotashes: I got some Shea Moisture products now so if these shits don’t work I’m fighting all y'all that advocate it I took a second look at my bank account and I’m returning all these GOTDAMN products

lastdayslikethis: prettyblackthin: Of course, that how it works. smdh When do these dudes learn?

deebott: co-vnt: chescaleigh: here’s what happens when you call out white feminists “I wanna work in this business but i don’t want to compromise my morals”Watching this really hit home for me and this issue has been something that I’ve

nevaehtyler: smh

blackplayboybunny: nazis and racists don’t need any type of protection stop try to fight racism and fascism with love that shit don’t work

boootyfriedrice: theimaginarythoughts: thatgirlsherine: msdyanicarissa: Niggas always thirst over you when they don’t have you but once they do that shit just stop.. that’s so wack of y'all. 😴 LOUDER. The thrill of the chase Still thirst

fakewoke: bornxaxqueen: miizzyybabyy: aihtnycevol: fatboystuntz: Is “Damn girl, let me pay your bills” a good pick up line? 👍🏾 where he at tho?? “Damn girl, let me pay your tuition” would make my life . 🗣thats the stupidest shit

afloweroutofstone: Uzbekistan has one of the worst human rights records on Earth. The government forces citizens to work in annual cotton harvests, leading the Global Slavery Index to estimate that 4% of the country is enslaved, and the reason you don’t

morethanagem: moldy-junk: whatisthisidont-even: vaspider: prideprejudce: so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling

That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert 😐

I always end up thinking of these great posts about feminism and shit while I’m at work but by the time I get home I am so dead that I don’t want to write them up

salm6n7djbooy: jenny-1 LMFAO-he don’t like this section of town!! HAHAHAHA THATS THE SHIT WHERE I WORK AT!

That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert 😐

fullten: All these ‘feminists’ can pity me as much as they want, but that shit don’t pay my bills and doesn’t keep food in my fridge, sex work does. Why would I run towards a bunch of stuck up condensing cunts who are honestly so disgusted by

I really fucking hate it when people say shit just to make me sound like an idiot, as if I don’t know what I’m doing.Don’t fucking question me I know what I’m doing.

curvellas: lift off by the throne ft Beyoncé is the best work out song ever like if that shit don’t make you feel like you’re about to ascend to another level and that you can run at full speed on the treadmill with an entire treadmill strapped

ntbx: r-rebxllious: teaforyourginaa: lordbape: sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol Karma will pop me if I don’t Worked for me, so sending good vibes

youarefuckingmajestic: HEY YOU, YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? SCHOOL, WORK, FUTURE, YOUR FUCKING SELF? DON’T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT, IN TIME YOU WILL. AT THE MOMENT YOU MAY NOT BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE AND THAT’S OKAY. MAKE PEACE WITH IT

rydenarmani: like i don’t like to sit around and talk shit about sites i don’t work for anymore because i think it can look super unprofessional but mygirlfund is so beyond that. mygirlfund is literally a danger to any sex worker working for them.

riceisholy: riceisholy: fladerblomssaft: Fight. Do not let the sadness win. Yeaaah please don’t remove the original textThanks It’s very easy to remove someone’s caption/source but that person worked hard on whatever it is. Don’t be a dick

strawberitashawty: the reason i don’t fuck with that “talk to your kids like this” post is because i saw how that shit didn’t work today. at the nail shop, this lady’s son was doing so much, so as she got her eyebrows waxed she told him “okay,

That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert 😐

don’t work around it though, that shit never works.

blackplayboybunny: nazis and racists don’t need any type of protection stop try to fight racism and fascism with love that shit don’t work

don't hold my hands accountable

got the poof to work better a+ go me!

That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert 😐

youarefuckingmajestic: HEY YOU, YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? SCHOOL, WORK, FUTURE, YOUR FUCKING SELF? DON’T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT, IN TIME YOU WILL. AT THE MOMENT YOU MAY NOT BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE AND THAT’S OKAY. MAKE PEACE WITH IT

That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert

That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert 😐

don't ever tell me long distance relationships don't work because the way I see it, I proved everyone wrong with that shit.

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