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rasec-wizzlbang: That “you’re the author of your own story” line is real inspiring til you realize that it goes for literally everyone, so you’re less like an author and more like one dude in an RP chatroom where everyone is trying to teleport
peopleofthediaspora: They don’t care. They’re going to take the word of one officer over that of multiple witnesses that have the same story.
eros-muse: In for a penny, in for a pound. Or at least that’s what all those old stories and things told him and Matt was typically one to follow solid advice. Especially when it came to things that got him what he wanted. Or in this case who he wanted,
officialunitedstates: you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that
rnisandrists: elf-in-mirror: This right here, people, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever. Because any kid should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter. And
jungooo: takenbyabook: beben-eleben: Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking OH MY GOD. That second to last one made me tear up..
lawfulgoodness: The “Dread Gazebo” is one of those inside jokes that everybody in the D&D/RPG community is supposed to know, but that makes it really hard to actually learn. Everyone references it, but nobody actually tells the original story.
davidpompel: I think I’d rather have a face that told my story than one that was perpetually young. I’d always wonder who it was I was looking at in the mirror.
stinerbros: the director of Beyond the Black Rainbow said he wanted to make a movie that lived up to awesome stories that the bizarre covers of old VHS covers promised him in video stores back in the day. this qualifies as a good one for inspiration.
daddy-doms-are-gross: daddy-doms-are-gross: we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally
mele2009: Nathan has met and “sparked” with every version that we know of Audrey! It’s literally a love that knows no time nor bounds. True love. Soul mates. This eill forever be one of the greatest love stories I’ve ever seen! Naudrey is the
maryburgers:Pear warned me about this monster that roams the halls at night and tells boring stories to vulnerable students (at UCL) No like guys!! THAT IS A DEAD MANS BODY WITH A WAX HEAD!! He was in one of my childhood book of mummies because the real
feministingforchange:unite4humanity:I want to know why NO ONE is talking about this?!?! Some initial claims were that he was drunk. He was NOT. Source We also saw stories that he had a fake ID. He did not, according to the latest sources. No fake ID
fokzaret: I was planning to do more bdsm stories like that but i don’t think i will do that soon so there’s no reason to not post this one. hi
keep-calm-and-trench-on: Sometimes when your eyes see something that the heart can’t explain, your mind makes up a new history to make sense of it all…You make a new story…one with the fairytale ending that you deserve. You sit back and you say
calypsolemon: ectobbiologist: dontblowmyhorn: perilously: so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks what WHY the story behind this is that that kid was
ectobbiologist: dontblowmyhorn: perilously: so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks what WHY the story behind this is that that kid was wearing a will
fear-can-overtake-happiness: These stories and the images, that come from the selfless acts of the people who work at different disney parks makes me believe that maybe one day we can influence a generation to bring back the idea of not focusing and
2srooky: beach-bummer-jellyfish: ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about: •the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated
flythatcock: uncuthhotte:Here’s one for flythatcock @uncuthhotte THANKS! Fly that cock and join the Club. FLY THAT COCK NOTICE: this blog will not work without your submissions. Email your pictures/videos/stories to flythatcock@hotmail.com
congruentepitheton: Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them. Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked
daddysbottom: {This is a continuation of this story}Tyler had to smile after he sent that photo. He knew that this was one hot scene, not because he was standing nude in the photo, but because of the circumstances. He couldn’t help remembering the
silverhawk: silverhawk: someone: why isnt that character as developed as ur other ones…. me: bc i havent found the right songs to daydream them to yet when u find that perfect song to daydream a character to and u can finally plan out their story
the-sushi-prince: daddy-doms-are-gross: daddy-doms-are-gross: we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the
humyn: meganjoannamadeline: videohall: Bad Lip Reading does Twilight, and it’s a better love story than Twilight > This is the one of the rare things that actually make me laugh out loud on the internet. > That voice is more fitting for her
heinekenrana: jungooo: takenbyabook: beben-eleben: Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking OH MY GOD. That second to last one made me tear up.. For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. (Hemingway)
youngjusticer: Matt Tolmach stated that there “will be more than one sequel and at the very least three.” The first is set for 5/2/14 and Marc Webb stated that the origin story would further unfold in the second episode. Andrew Garfield will reprise
hutchj: weavemama: weavemama: STOP telling women to “just leave” their abusive relationship!!! IT’S NOT THAT EASY What’s even sadder about this story is how the ex-husband posted a meme on Facebook that depicts domestic violence. No one who
shaolinsuckerpunch: My absolute favorite movie. My one small gripe would be that the characters back stories was not explored much. However the Rockstar video game did a great job of that, and also created on of the best PS2 games.
congenitaldisease: The Greenock Catman - Some towns have their own stories of mysterious characters or even creatures that are mostly legends of folklore. One of these mysterious characters that seemingly does exist is the Greenock Catman - an obscure
And it flipped a switch in my brain. Specifically the one that allows for complete, coherent verbal sentences around You. Took me aaaaages to fix that switch. Lol (True story.)
sirfrogsworth: There are a lot of shows where for some reason I really want all of the cast members to be best friends offscreen. And it warms my heart that for TNG that seems to be the case. I think one of my favorite BTS stories is how Patrick Stewart
shiftythrifting:Somewhere in my area there is a couple that met here on Tumblr. One of them thought that moment was worth commemorating with a custom star chart poster. The other person… did not. I desperately want to know more about this story. (@
goldenlocket: My bedroom, generally. I never like to leave a whiteboard empty like that. The one on the fridge here says “Dog Pudding” (as in: “I find that story about Blues Traveler’s groupies very Dog Pudding”, which
thegingerpowers: Here are links to all my stories on Amazon including the ones that are on Audible as well. If you have any questions about plotlines or specific themes beyond the domination that runs through them all, please feel free to message me
nerfitisketch: miyukiz: accioharo: My mind is blown over the fact that YUURI was the playboy in the Eros story all along. YUURI is the one that came into Victor’s life, seduced him for a night, and left him behind, smitten and forgotten, leaving
tyleroakley: “The Pixar Theory” - a working narrative by Jon Negroni that ties all of the Pixar movies into one cohesive timeline with a main theme. This theory covers every Pixar production since Toy Story. That includes: A Bug’s Life Toy
alakat1: Got off work early today, came home, and was immediately sad when I remembered that the Overwatch Beta test weekend is over. One of my favorite Heroes in the game is D.Va. Her story is that she was a pro-gamer! She played StarCraft 2 and by
angelshavethephonebox: atem-lo-levad: if this is true…i’m running away to neverland THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY. It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of
femmewitch: fionagoddess: One Gifset per Episode American Horror Story: Coven - Fearful Pranks Ensue 3x04 do you think that was just like acid that got tossed in cordelia’s face like im really concerned
everyoneisgay: Her Story is Emmy F*cking Nominated “When I talk about making your own content that you want to see and how important it is that you OWN said content, this is what I’m talking about. No one gave these women permission to make a show
hyacinthfray: “All the stories are true.” Apart from the one that says Jamily have broken up because that’s clearly a lie. Just look at the way they smile and look at each other. They are so perfect. No, you didn’t break up. #JAMILY is
germanblondeforbbc: One of my favourite storys on the Internet 😍“That’s it girl, keep quiet or he’ll hear you.”Just hearing him say that made me squeeze down on him and tighten my hold over my mouth stifling my moans and cries. I couldn’t
tatmanblue:the-gypsy-moon:@they-call-me-nita shared this story with me: https://one.npr.org/?sharedMediaId=1026165600:1026184053after listening to that, I think dogs might actually be thinking that way
galesofnovember: So, on one hand, I agree that it’s hilarious that werewolves in stories consistently forget about the full moon. On the other hand, I can’t believe the hypocrisy of me (or any of us) being like, “oh wow, what kind of idiot doesn’t
stream:I know that it’s confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I’m a superhero.Iron Man (2008) dir. Jon Favreau
fil-de-soie: “Do you know the story of the Phasianidae?” “The… No, what’s that?” “It’s a bird that experiences all of time in one instant. And she sings the song of love and anger and fear and joy and sadness all at once. And this bird…
misshotwife: So, to finish the story of my boy toy’s visit, we had an interesting development. One that was totally unexpected and that I still really don’t know what to think of it. As I left off in my other post, my visitor and I had gone to
pizzaotter: chaston96: starwarsgraphictee: WOW. Lmao All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me Are you kidding me?! That was THE best story to this meme!
colouringtherainbow-blog: ” The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say that the history of the west was written from the saddle of a horse, but it’s never been told from the heart of one. Not till now. I was born here,
