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straightmenrock: My wife finally told me that she had been having sex with another Man for over a year. She said she didnâ€™t mean to hurt me, but that He was such a man she just couldnâ€™t resistâ€¦she said I wouldnâ€™t understand. I was angry, so I

Dad told me that it was fine for us to skinny dip together now that I had turned 18.Dad told me to ignore his erection as it was a natural reaction for a man to have when seeing a beautiful young woman naked, even if I was his daughter.Dad told me he’d

It wasn’t only that your wife was fucking your step-dad. It was that she was telling him, “I missed you so much during the honeymoon. All I could think was that, now that I’m married, we can have sex with no condom and you can get me

It’s soo lovely! I couldn’t have better friends than you. I’ll never forget that it was because of your advise that I cheated on my hubby, and let my boss fuck me and get me pregnant.

Man, id love to be put in that position, wish that was me…

Man I wish that was me gettin my dick sucked by her fine ass

Man I can definitely say making this commission was an experience and I can’t believe its finally done! For magikarp-diem and this super wonderful headcanon for the snk pacific rim au Armin, Eren and Mikasa used to pilot a three-person Jaeger until

Arrietty is the first Miyazaki film I liked for more than the superb craftsmanship PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I’M SORRY (my Ghibli top 3 goes as follows: 1. Grave of the fireflies, 2. Arrietty, and 3. From up on poppy hill)

jamesmatterson: “I just got shot… Seventeen times… By the man. It was cool, it hurt a little bit on the chin but other than that it was pretty sweet. That’s how they do it… in the movies” Evan Peters, American Horror Story: Behind

afroerotik: www.AfroerotiK.com I wish that man was me

aanabi: I had an anon last night who told me that I was shoving my ship in people’s face and that “no one is required to conform to [my] redemption headcanons” (among other things) and im really sorry if that’s how I come across. I never wanted

Man, that was fun. Thanks for putting this challenge together, Fantasy! (Oh hey, it’s one of the pony OCs that I neglect to draw. And I think I could’ve emulated some styles better, artist angst, etc aaaaaaaaaaaaa) Everfree-sea: http://fiddl

humansofnewyork: “When I was younger, I’d always leave the house dressed like a man, but then I’d change my clothes. My mother told me the devil was in me. My father said that I was useless. They even took me to the doctor to find out what was

theredscarfandthetitanboy: Okay so I said on my art blog that I was saving this to make my first post on my blog so here it is! I made it specifically for this blog and to use as the background. I worked on it very diligently and actually put forth some

Let’s just agree that last night was intense ;)

pulchregeist replied to your post “Would it really be that hard for you to make another blog for your…” This anon needs to chill the fuck out, holy shit. (it me Dubcon) I think the whole situation is hilarious. “AS A GAY MALE”…

I moaned as the best man nibbled my neck as he fucked me in the bathroom. It was tradition among my friends that whoever was the maid of honor would fuck the best man somewhere at the reception and I wasn’t going to break that tradition now even

lonesomemother1:I laid there, staring at the big black cock that was starting to enter me and I knew that there was no way I was going to be able to stop this man from taking what he wanted from me. He didn’t want my jewelry, my money or anything

i’m not trying to hear that see

amywantscockanddrugs: dalecloudguy: Wish that was me soooo bad. (Any long island or new york guys out there please contact me!) wish I was her Absolute heaven…a fucking real man sized cock fucking my sissy cunt and real man sized cock in my

pikaballoons: one time when i didn’t know what some kind of niche -romantic orientation was “look it up i’m not here to educate you” me later: oh ok so it means _______ “uhh no wow how about you actually learn what it is before you start talking

goatygoatyeah: leetotheum: aubriac: brokenviolets: jhohcable: dumbthingssocialjusticeblogssay: brokenviolets: (TRIGGER WARNING Violence, transphobia,cis supremacy) I maced a guy, his name is Andrew Faulkner, because he was calling me a “tranny”

wavestrider: notcayleb: celestedoodles: saffronsunflowers: LOVE this, only I’m pretty sure there’s some whitewashing? I thought Spinelli was Asian? All the sources I checked identified her as Italian-American. Anybody, let me know if I got

taurusqueer: Tonight at work I asked this man how he was doing and he responded with “That’s a personal question” and like wow what a mood

kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and

Wow. I just. Wow. I can’t even. Process that it was so much information. All the lore stuff. Garnet. That song! Man, it was such a trip. It was SO GOOD. Give me a little bit to collect myself before I start sorting all that info. Dangbut man, THAT ENDING.

cyncsai: “You know you love me.” “Do I know that? Yes…Yes, I do.”💓 ___________________________________________ I was dying in the cinema when I heard that line(≧∇≦)…and I think that man who sat next to me was like “Damn…is that

phd-in-awesomeness: This is a really long yet important video. Today at work a man approched me knowing fully well that I was transgender, he asked me many questions that insulted and offended me. Claiming I was trans because I was “touched as a

shyloflynn: castiel-knight-of-hell: majestiel: #Sam is like #man it’s pretty chilly lemme just warm my hands on this burning corpse fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to

luvisblack:As a man I want to raise the bar for her myself. No way the man after me should be what the man before me was. If that’s the case she wasn’t picked up the knowledge I was dropping. I’m far from perfect and fuck up along the way. If the

riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: riflegarden: today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we

samvasnormandy: I called out someone for using the anti roma slur everyone I know seems to love and their drag queen friend turned round, smirked at me and said “but literally only you care :)” and I just wanted to punch them Why didn’t you

abattoir after dark

y0rkieee: livefromthetunnel: Nicki Minaj dances with a fan SALUTE THIS MAN NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES The way I know this guy 😭😭😭😭 Yay! He felt it!

yoexwifey: trilligan-island: thetattedstoner: nigga-canyounot: pumpkinmcqueen: goldenpoc: pettylifepresident: nappyharez: itsnicholasfraser: When you find out your ex died. Follow me on Instagram @ Downgoes.Fraser THAT NIGGA WAS ON THE ROOF

kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”

ohitsjustgreg: tittytaytay: sobeitjay: ohitsjustgreg: bennyblnco: What do you do if you and your girl at the club and she start grinding on some random man? “Uhhhh babe…….what was that??” go dance with other girls im petty, id take another

stappls: granddaddylongdick: hazeleyed1: alexbelvocal: I’m doing everything wrong 🙃🙃 I love her! 📝📝 This was me in middle school and then after that i dont know what happened in highschool lmfao If that was me she did that to she

That’s not cool, homie probably hurt like shit. But I can’t lie I was crying laughing at this shit😂😂😂

vaporwavesimulator: me: *finishes listening to a good song for the 6th time* ohh man that was great… a small part of my brain: please end it………im begging you me, hovering over the loop button:

musicals-are-punk-rock: [welcome to the black parade starts playing] oh naw nah man that was soo long ago i’m not a fuckin emo anymore yo i jusWHEN I WAS. A YOUNG BOY.. MY FATHE R

onlylolgifs: my life Oh crap this was me every damn time I tried to play!Note that I said “was”.Yes, it’s deleted now.My life is a whole lot happier now.

ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults

jujubee was gonna perform there the next weekend and that man hindered me from going to see her. lol fuck that bitter faggot. :(

stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights

leeds-bracelet: my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing

humansofnewyork: “When I was younger, I’d always leave the house dressed like a man, but then I’d change my clothes. My mother told me the devil was in me. My father said that I was useless. They even took me to the doctor to find out what was

He will never forget … and neither do I…..!! He doesn’t even know him. That child doesn’t even know that man and he is grasping on to him like it was his father. He lost so much, so he knows the only way to have anything in Gaza is to grab

To the muscly guy that said goodnight to me at Altona Sports Club: GET ON ME.

halloweenuiq: imagine that you have a four year old and a really beautiful giant chocolate cake and you put the cake in front of the kid and that’s it you dont give her any plates or any utensils you just sort of set the cake down in front of the kid

MAN SO I got a really sick quintuple kill and then one of our teammates killed the last person for a Team Kill, unfortunately it didn’t record that part D: i was playing with my friends and we were all screaming !! but I managed to record the POTG,

Me and donald went to see john wick 2 together. Is this what its like to have a friend thats a bro? Man that movie was crazy. We shared popcorn and touched each others hand a bunch haha. It was funny. I love his big grin so much and he always smells

me-convierto-en-geek: erdgeist: “That man is playing Galaga. ‘Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.” - Tony There was this random tiny reference to Galaga in the Avengers movie and it kind of stuck with me, aha. Otro momento gracioso de la

dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time:dirty-brunette-beauty: And that man was the sexy mf'ing brass-tacks-time Real fucking talk. That ass has been sculpted to perfection and belongs to me now. ✌🏼️ This phat ass is all yours, baby.

you'll never break me

godtierjanecrocker: that-stupid-tardis-sound: words i use in every sentence: no stop dude literally like seriously man that was a sentence right there “No! stop dude, literally like seriously, man.”

melanishtic: here it is, my redraw of this rather old desktop you did of the alpha trolls =D I downloaded yours off of google images and thought it was awesome, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it was yours hahaha keep up the great work!

Man, this is so much more awesome than that abridged version with missing parts that was going around. FFFffff this mosquito girl, goddamn <3The scene in its complete form makes me want to watch the show, it looks quite good

xekstrin: just to remind you team SSSN is a MAN team. theyre MANLY. men. masculine. flex. spot me bro.

alcoholic-dog-mom: The filthiest domestic goddess that ever was (@erotic-nonfiction made @cuir–et–dentelle, @floatycrownythingz and me cookies before impact. We’re only a little spoiled)

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