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highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
cam4guys: Oh, shit! What a really fucking sexy man! I did tell you guys before that seeing men put their hands at the back of their head is such a sexy thing for me and that it really turns me on. And what’s even hotter than that is when he cocks his
Most guys love a girl that is sexually active, a girl that is freaky with that shit. A girl that would meet his sexual needs. But I'm a guy that would prefer a girl to lay in bed with me and watch Finding Nemo and laugh our ass off at the stupidest things
I like looking at pictures of happy couples in their cute, bubbly relationships because it gives me that funny feeling that there IS going to be someone like that for me too. But then again, it makes me feel like shit \:
karaboos: Art trade with @cartoonyafterdark I did read the petplay fanfic and let me tell you a thing That shit was great
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see
yummytomatoes: UGUNYAAA ME AND HAPPYDS-DESU DECIDED TO DO A KAWAII-COLLAB ^O^ NNYYAA AND WHO IS MORE SUGOIFUL THAN DA STRIDUU-TWINS DESSUUUNYYAAAAnyway yes. we decided let’s make things kawaii as fuck.and so this happened. I did kawaii-desuneko dave
me, whenever i try to do a challenge or daily art and then life, kicks me right in the nuts
It’s crazy to me that people are shitting on me for my kali / Blake set for incest First of all. Is it your first day online???? Mommy porn is fucking huge. And this is even outside of my main point, but like… You know that I’m a grown ass
allthesqualor: that is some old school shit right there. HOLY SHIT…you ARE Squalor and Sloth. That’s crazy that you started following me out of nowhere. I use to listen to your tunes pretty hard back in the day on the ol’ my space.
that-snarky-douchebag-you-hate: mirrorcage: vorishsuicune: tummygut: Ice Age Collision Course vore. Perhaps the best animated vore I think I’ve seen. Oh shit that last gif, me gusta -w-
meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,
woodmeat:this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit
barrekelly: gaymzee: psychosomatica: ostolero: the other one didnt have jpeg artifacts you fat nasty trash No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it. THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all
I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t give a shit if I find someone to start an adventure with (AKA someone to be in a relationship with). All I need is myself right now and I’m very much okay with that. More okay than I ever have been.
What’s more fun than a panic attack?A panic attack at WORK.What’s more fun than a panic attack at work?A panic attack at work that was caused by getting shoved TOO MUCH WORK.What’s even MORE fun than a panic attack at work because of too much work?Me
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
i just found out yesterday that i guy i went to school with was ambushed and murdered in mexico….turns out he has a little girl… and today is valentine’s day…its depressing i know i wasn’t friends with him but i did talk
thief-of-the-fanservice: beautaplinsaysimalegend: “man that guy is so hot.”“wait… isn’t that me.”“i need to get out more.” It’s alright Marik, it’s pretty easy to become gay for yourself.
eiyoko: frankenbolt: best-of-funny: sam-the-moose: X Look all I ask is that you give me this chair.
iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re
that cat is me. “I GOT THIS!” …”SHIT!”
probablyahomestuck:klaskysucks:titenoute:zankyger: titenoute: I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english. WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT. BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY oh my god. FUCK NO NEVER AGAIN
Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting
shanneibh: gingerautie: goldenheartedrose: deducecanoe: loubs-chanel-versace: peeyonce: Orange Is The New Black is beautiful. So they have realized that the Blacks and Latinas stole the show No. They keep giving that white chick lines. She is
guywithamohawk: Fuck I look like letting my bros convince me to do some shit that I KNOW my girl doesn’t approve of? How fucking weak minded is that? Fuck I look like letting my bros be the reason I fuck up a good relationship? How fucking dumb is
closet-keys: amazighprincex: clarknokent: juleswatsvn: juleswatsvn: If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me Unfollow me too this goes double if you call
vanillascentedthot: curvedbullets: ieshatacos: selweezus: roslips: blackmodel: this made me vegan nasty @curvedbullets delete me rn This almost made me throw up Never taking a shower in that tub again like shit
karayray1: virgoassbitch: This meme traumatized me Bruhhhh Ok this is wrong on 100 levels but this shit hilarious 😂😂😂
tbmulr: “Alright, shitheads, what do you want?” “Hey, wh- don’t fuckin’ touch me, knock it off.” “What the fuck is this shit, get off my foot, who the fuck does that.” “Get that camera out of my face.” “What is this shit? Fuck this
My room is ganna smell like a whore house. I love it
samdirector24: sixpenceee: ennydroj: This is some @sixpenceee shit. Woop! 😊😘💙 I love this concept! damn…. that’s what it feels like sometimes. my life😩😩😩😩
plotprincessss: jas0nwaterfalls: the thing that fucks me up about sun/maxi dresses is the fact that all they have on is that shit and some shoesthey just wearing 2 shits2when your lady only got 2 things on you think about how close that is 2 zero things
cumfort: all this shit that is happening in louisville is so scary i hope to god that anyone who follows me or sees this post and lives in louisville or wherever the riots / “the purge” is currently happening that you all stay safe and i’m praying
officergrski: Then tell me. That’s how this works. You talk to me about it, so I can take your hand and fucking walk through this shit with you. That is what I signed up for, okay? But I cannot do that if you won’t let me in!
Still on “Spleen Watch” for the next week! Love that my best friend is an EMT even though it scares the SHIT out of me everything she says something is wrong because now I’m buggin that my spleen is gonna explode on me. Guess no working
lebritanyarmor: tarynel: bryantsupreme: All girls do is lie, eat chipotle, cheat, and wing their eyeliner. this is me I don’t like chipotle that shit is salty as fuck . my “ flick of the wrist ” isn’t that persist for me to commit the perfect
c3rvida3:c3rvida3:Don’t comment weird shit on my Instagram. That’s where the MILFs follow me. See, this is what I mean. You can’t say stuff like that. There’s girls on that app.
Just a friendly little reminder that my grandma is kinky and dirty as shit. She sent me two songbooks full of dirty jokes and rhymes and limericks from Iris and Rose’s album, Wild and Thorny.
thesaltyengram: tittytaytay: strongcat: relatable lmfaooooo that dog is going thru a lot of shit Omg this dog is just done with everything
pungent-petrichor: mockingjaysinmyhead: gordacrybaby: bepeu: you ever been so stressed that youre calm this is my constant state my chill is fake “How are you so calm?!”“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty
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Seriously, all of my kush is premium shit All you need is 1-2 hits to be set That’s why it takes me so long to go through an 1/8 That, plus I’m weak But I only smoke big girl shit
bby-angell:When he asks where you want him to cum and you say “in me” an he groans and says “good girl” dnskoxpaoxjaos that is it, that is good, that is the good shit righT THERE
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
hard4mom: “this is what you want me to do huh!!.. is this what you want is it…you fucking little shit… how dare you have a sex blog about your mother.. well here i am.. fuck me son.. fuck me.. thats the fucking shit.. is this how you want me
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took
aaahh I just wanna go on a walk through some woods in Maryland at Deep Creek or something, but none of my friends are game for that shit ahhhh fuck everyone
also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other
shit, didn’t expect 15 to like that post, well here you all go. this is me, trying to me attractive or something. enjoy <3
towongfoo: susemoji: notanotherginger: Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. I want someone to do that to me in bed Aint no one doing that shit in the damn street
sluttyoldersister: “this is what you want me to do huh!!.. is this what you want is it…you fucking little shit… how dare you have a sex blog about your mother.. well here i am.. fuck me son.. fuck me.. thats the fucking shit.. is this how you
Me: oh HEY gotta leave in 2 days for vacation, better finish off some project and get clothes and stuff readyESPECIALLY ME AND THEN ACTUALLY DO THAT: holy shit let’s build some Pauper Mtg Deck
rataplani: Guess what I got today!! Few things I noticed (but please buy the book, there’s lots more and it’s so cute!): Adorable picture of young Crystal Gems driving a car. “Peace, Earthlings!” Gem War was five thousand five hundred years ago
yaatogamii: My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole
thats it kaishaku has emotionally drained me chikane and himeko will always have shit thrown at them their lives will never be peaceful there is always cONFLICT SOUMA WILL ALMOST ALWAYS BEEN USELESS I GET IT AND THEN SO MUCH FANSERVICE IT IS ACTUALLY
