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sass-malamar-arjay: hipandhorrific: heebiejeebiejade: hagakures-luscious-locks: /SLAMS BUTTON LIKE THE WIND I’m 1000000000000% sure all these “downsides” were written by some white straight man. since like 85000% of the ones ive seen have
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
thottielamottie: “and like the boyfriends that you have had were really bad for you and would like come over and cum on your stomach” “well i love to have fun”
prince-luffy:Disability parking is like this major trigger of mine that sends me into a rage because of how many times I’ve been confronted about the fact that I have a placard and have had one since I was fourteen. I do not understand these people
brimalandro: You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you. It’s not the worst thing that could happen.
jonhboyega:I’ve been doing a lot of, my characters have been very ‘strong,’ and that can have its own trap, you know what I mean? Though thankfully I’ve had a really, like especially lately with Okoye for instance in the Marvel movies, that she’s
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
claudiaboleyn:andromedoid: The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to get
season-one-alana:mallamun-fandom:kunstpause:I believe I have made my point…woah shit yeah…sometimes I go to like a photoset of Kristen Stewart only to find that I have already liked it
what if the anime got popular enough to have ovas omg that would be so hella.
koujakus-throbbing-cock: what do you think the alphas do in their spare time? like if they have detachable penis’s could they take them off and have a cock fight?
claudiaboleyn: andromedoid: The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to
useless-swedenfacts: my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag)
@ people who make fun of u for complaining about breaking a nail: have u ever broken a nail bf. have u ever had 2 inches of nail just pull backwards and break off. bc boy let me tell u that shit fucking hurts fuck off
tookingabout: holmesianpose: tastefullyoffensive: by Jim Benton OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.
so like i was gonna get my tongue pierced today, yeah? but then i realized i have a dentist appointment in like 2 weeks u guys think that’s gonna be a problem ;//
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
lastoneout: jayalaw: goth-aunt: I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997 @kingofthewilderwest I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end
starfishinthedistance:I talk to many people who say things like “oh I have trauma but I don’t have PTSD”, but then when I talk to them a little more I realize that they most likely do, they just can’t recognize it as such due to
suave-groudon: emmypupcake: chaz-gelf: seductivegutternixon: too pure for this cruel world That apple isn’t having any of this “juice” bullcrap. This is like a video game physics engine test I hope that apple stays true to itself and follows
sorayachemaly: zukoscar: ryncoon: mousepunker: the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and
aim-e-la: This was literally in my top 5 must haves for the house. My neighbor and I have identical lots, but she opted for the smaller house so she could have a bigger yard for her four dogs (and one cat, but it hates outside). She’s 29.
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1: theempireblogsback: spacehooters: the only spoiler from tlj you need to know is that Luke drinks fresh monster tiddy milk straight up and enjoys it with a grin like the sick fuck he is okay but this scene really doesn’t have quite
constructedparadox: amoisthobo: bigpimp1n: zuttie: black-diaspora: wahtdahel: That’s crazy how racism is the reason why so many of our elders have the likes and patterns that they have. First of all, butter pecan slaps ways harder than vanilla,
I’m going to bed, Good night Should I continue taking my meds? I have been doing fine without it, since it’s like almost over 3 weeks since I have been busy with college and that one guy sorta forcing me to play World of Warcraft for the
I am dying to share myself with my wife and another woman! If she ever feels like gettin down like that, I have thought of many different women whom I’d love to have in our company!
bex-chan: i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail also wings
jaclcfrost: have you ever noticed how dogs have like their own level of happiness and contentment regarding life that no one else can achieve like they appreciate everything especially the little things so much and they’re not just happy they’re so
meanwhilexxxbackattheranch: wifeslave: bitch-daddy: Once she plugs in her big cock you’ll discover you have a pussy. @lapitup90 How do you like that one? Does it stay in good. The Lady that I have/would play with, use a harness to hold the dildo.Good
andromedoid: The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to get out of bed in
ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults
latinextra: a man: men now have to think before they speak, they are afraid to be criticized or accused of something, can we believe that we have to live like this now?? uwu all the women that had to grown up being super self-aware of what they wear,
stinkmits:oneheadtoanother:Scientists identify substance that may have sparked life on EarthScientists identify substance that may have sparked life on EarthBased on laboratory studies, Rutgers scientists say one of the most likely chemical candidates
I am determined to have a bottle of white wine chillin in my fridge at all times next year.Is that bad?MaybeBut hey, fuck it, I like white wine and I feel a hell of a lot better after it(plus I also have a gym class and will pay for going to the actual
dan-osborne: @igorkolomiyets “I have 19231 followers but only get about 2k likes per photo. 19187-2000=17231! I have 17231 haters that are acting like followers. #hatersbegone #peaceonearth #butterfliesandflowers”
evilgoatsimulator:They should invent a type of life where you don’t have to work to survive
slutwife4hung: Great amateur clip here…her husband must have been in shock as she creamed all over his bare cock and then stunned as he dumped a huge load on her belly then stuck it back inside her. After a scene like that you know that you have a
ghost-anus: Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY
lotusflowersfromconcrete: I hate that mental disorders have turned into a competition. you cant discuss eating habits without someone saying how they survived off green tea for 3 weeks and weighed 4 stone. you can’t discuss your depression because
beecups: Why isn’t using sign language more common in society? like??? Not even just communicating within deaf communities but for everybody to use with anybody? I feel like this should be standard learning material for those working in loud workplaces
nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.
People who are like “asking for consent ruins the moment” have no imagination.
n-elli: velocirooster: frequentfeministidiots: I’d like a single feminist to point to any document that states that women have the “right” to have an abortion. Roe v. Wade maybe? Boom.
dsijr: That moment when you have done something really evil, that you have move like this….
ffractal: andromedoid: The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to get out
claudiaboleyn:andromedoid:The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to get
theoboopis: have been rewatching s3 and musing on how rusty and pete have the kind of friendship that’s particular to two selfish unkind people, where they don’t really expect any care or interest on a personal level from one another as long as they
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