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I’ve mentioned before how sad it is that some of my fellow man really will seemingly fuck anything.  I mean they have no standards at all.  Here’s two examples from a couple followers who paid absolutely zero attention to the fact that I’m a dude,
smother-me-in-ur-blubber: Oh yeah. Look at the size of this dude. Want him to straddle my face and feed me that cock. Smother me under that belly while I suck you off. That is some fabulously smooth skin
mevima: @porntendo perhaps you can explain why this one-second glimpse of this romantic candle-lit sandwich is inserted in the middle of the porn segment of The Drifter? This sandwich is not sexy. XD Dude, that cut cracks me up every time I see it.
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
2hot2bstr8: that is one BIG and THICK cock with some MONSTER balls!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my gosh, give that beauty to me NOW dude!!!!! Fuckkkkkkkk♡ Omg he is so sexy. Omg
2hot2bstr8: omfg he is SO HOT!!!!!!! his body……his legs…..his feet….his pubes….and that semi-hard cock just WAITING to pop out of those underwear♡♡♡ break me off a piece of THAT♡ Damn dude let me suck that.
Does anyone have any clue to who this guy is? His Twitter/tumblr/anything? I know his name is Westley but that’s about it haha. Pls help he’s so attractive and I wanna stalk his profile more
fuck me god damn gaybuttsexistheway2go: mmmmm the blonde dude is a studddd <3BUT that ass looks so nice and tight ;) I want em both in that car, sandwich me in the middle boys
gettingyoupregnant: creampiensideme: breederseeder: Let her breed herself just like that.. ;) Give me a man to ride like that This is amazing!
James: Why is it that every time you send me a snap of your girlfriend, some other dude is fucking her? Can’t you get it up yourself?Nate: lol fuck off dude. first of all, i WAS fucking her in that last one. it was just off-cameraJames: Okay, but why
clop-dragon: THAT’S RIGHT ME AND WBM GOT A SERVER Connect to 173.199.83.174 !! The password is ‘clop’! How do I connect? Servers -> Favorites tab -> Add a server… Punch in the IP and connect. It should prompt the password. Enter it. SAVE
pancakestein: why do people sing about mommy kissing Santa Claus at night like dude YOUR MOM IS CHEATING ON YOUR DAD WITH A FAT ELDERLY TRESPASSER unless she’s single in which case YOUR MOM IS STILL MAKING OUT WITH A FAT ELDERLY TRESPASSER
Wow, I sure love when random strangers ask me if I’m pregnant. Does wonders for the body image. I really thought we were at the point in time where everyone knew not to ask that. But cool, I guess not.
Me: (as I’m looking at a man with long hair, a beard and an Overkill t-shirt) “is it Fathers day? Because he can be myyyy daddy”
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
strikerofdeath0:Danny phantom accidentally kills the Joker and his defense is “okay how was I supposed to know that the dude who looked like that and attacked me was human? It’s not my fault you humans are so squishy! A ghost would have taken
urhabibti: That pre-party shower
rydenarmani: for some reason, these dudes following me on twitter and tumblr seem to believe that pornography is a necessity and that it is MY responsibility to supply them with free content or “samples”. they really expect me to totally disregard
kinktailedcat: workneverover: mistresslilyana: geekdomme: dominadesires: Best. Femdom. Image. Ever. Haaaaaaaaaa. So much fun. I love, love, love this. ^_^ Bahaha…that dude is brave! If a guy did this to me, I’d laugh so hard I wouldn’t be
bewbchan: I doodle a poptart. if anyone deserves fanart its my mang riendonut. that dude draws me like a million things like dang i need to catch up wit him. he is so cool check out his stufffs its sooo good~ enjoy brah. posted an unshaded version cuz
dude, youve got 20 minutes after you drop me off on my porch to call me and tell me you made it home safe. not a text, a phone call, i need to hear your voice and verify that you have made it to your house and are safe.
toughlovemuse: kinkstertime: srahpls: nudityandnerdery: johnkatier: dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks,
dirtydisneyconfessions: ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
cadesama: “Alexander Hamilton” - Ron Chernow, 2004 Quick reminder that Hamilton is the violet eyed Mary Sue Founding Father of your dreams.
I don’t usually make text posts, but I just wanted to swing in and say I’ve been watching Pose and I’ve been really enjoying it, esp because it’s hitting me in that Found Family/Character Learning to Become a Matriarch” hole in my heart. So
sheistheweather:random-stuff-time:aw-hawkeye-no:this-onegoes:- Blythe BairdMe, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?Me, chewing faster:The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTHThis was
cisphobicqueer: sick1y: IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot.
bate-fuel: There’s alot of things that I get into and that will get me going, but the A-number One thing that’s always done it like nothing else is a dude getting off while he’s being fucked. Dude cumming while being fucked = Me instantly boned
that dude Leander is so hot in his vids with diggory because he is naturally so into it, but in his timtales vids he makes all these weird facial expressions that seem kinda put on. to me, he’s never been as sexy as he was in his amateur vids.
certifiedhypocrite: 3mangos: Sketch Commission Batch 05 ✿ PATREON ✿ TWITTER ✿ Thanks to everyone who commissioned me! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ dayum that dude is hung as heyl
edcapitola2: 2hot2bstr8: screw the beverage….give me that big DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is SO damn hot, and that dude’s head is making my mouth water♡♡♡♡♡♡ And yes, I love thin, wet material. Follow me at http://edcapitola2.tumblr.com
tristikov:cerebralzero:tendie-defender:That lower is 3D printed. I want one. YOOOOOO. That brings me back to the late 90′s/early 00′s where tech stuff was this color. Damn, that is unironically rad, dude.
socialdegenerate: socialdegenerate: Dude at work tried to tell me that Ancient Greek was derived from Latin. Then he tried to convince me that the entirety of English is based off Latin. Then when I corrected him about a phrase he said was Latin but
Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting
teawithsgtbarnes: phdna: neonwentz: this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen “That dude is a masterpiece” What this says to me is that some beauty transcends the spectrum of sexualities and just is.
johnconnor10: 0:39sec wow that dude is cute…u can see why his ass got so thoroughly fukds….. Please follow me. Your friendly tumblr curator of johnconnor10 and johnconnor11. Thank you.
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
perv-kami: reigning-love: perv-kami: reigning-love: everytime I see this I think this me @ my ex’s house smh your ass better not be like this or that dude is dumb as fuck. too bad he is a dumb fuck ….and Kami walks away to go cry on his pillow
I have apparently perfected a look that “makes people want to comfort me and fuck me” at the same time without knowing that I do it. Had I known about this face that I make. trust me I wouldn’t use it on creepy dudes like you. But thank
godpenis: glapglapglap: When you see your customizable character in a cutscene ME
abeardedboy: pissandbeer gave me his RAUNCHY underwear anonymously through the glory hole, that dude is fucking hot!!
abeardedboy: pray with me pissandbeer fucking my mouth anonymously through the glory hole, that dude is fucking hot!!
abeardedboy: i was thirsty pissandbeer filling me up anonymously through the glory hole, that dude is fucking hot!!
flashesoflightunsheen: thegoddamazon: theuppitynegras: I never got a bouquet Wait… what? that dude is really just like “bitch get off me I don’t want your damn flowers I ain’t no punk!!!”
bootybottom: bootybottom: my favorite prof is this young dude who is an aggressive cat lover and every time the debates get too heated in class he just puts a picture of his cat on the screen and talks about how fluffy he is until we all calm down
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brighidin: raprat: Something that happens to me a lot is that I end up in groups with beautiful ethereal straight girls and horrible annoying straight dudes and while i admire the girl in silent respectful awe the dude says obnoxious things and flirts
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: I will never forget when i was in art school in a character design class, and my teacher peered over my shoulder while i was drawing a space hero dude and literally hollered “where is his dick????” and he grabbed my pencil
elchanclas70: 2hot2bstr8: DAMNNNNNNNNNN that dude is hung as HELL!!!!!!!!!!! look at that monster just stick straight up omggggg!!! Get in my MOUTH♡ Sigueme, Follow Me At: http://elchanclas70.tumblr.com
gabrielshanepoetry: lnfamy: dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong Girls that let me call them dude: That’s that shit I DO like.
I don’t care what race or religion a guy is. I don’t care if he has sleeves or any of this gay show shit that girls look for now. I don’t care about a random dudes texting me to “come hang out” when all they want is a blow
codeinewarrior: im walking my dog rn and these dudes stopped me to pet him and when they were walking away they said “that was an awesome dog” “yeah it was” lmao
catsuitmonarchy: rydenarmani: for some reason, these dudes following me on twitter and tumblr seem to believe that pornography is a necessity and that it is MY responsibility to supply them with free content or “samples”. they really expect me to
goldenpoc: theblackmanonthemoon: labellabrianna: sadebonet: ardnale: grandpaq: 90svigilante: dinoshade: this is why pac is forever my fave Lawwwwwddd Well damn Pac The gif is me I saved this letter for a reference whenever a dude
kiefbowl:men go so hard for men. the most degenerate, disgusting man could enter the room and you could be like “yo that dude is a creep he asked me for feet pics and I don’t feel comfortable around him” and your friend of ten years will be like “he’s
tbh im realizing that that dude probably sent me a commission question just to get me to talk to him and change the subject around to try to force me into a friendship and he never really was going to commission me he was just using it as an excuse :’)
bytdwd: ruinedcutie: be with a “have you eaten yet?” type of boy Bruhhhhhh that nigga cares. or he tryna eat and doesn’t wanna look like he’s only worried about himself (but he is)
dudes hook up and think because it’s a hookup that they don’t have to eat pussy. well if that’s the case, then i don’t have to suck your dick. why is oral sex for you considered standard and yet mine is considered “specialty”? 🤔 get
captain-random: Well fuck me this is revolutionary I’m definitely getting an xbox one now The nigga that killed the Def Jam series…
Omg men please stop commenting on my post about women being shamed for their body hair. Yeah obviously I realize that men are sometimes shamed for it too, especially if they’re ~super hairy~ but every time one of you comments on this like OH BUT I AM
