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Hey guys! I got a little TIP JAR thing going! If you like what I do, please consider buying me a coffee! <3 It’ll be just like a date, but theres no romance or physical contact. JUST COFFEE.disclaimer that the money isn’t actually going towards

Finished it again with the best ending. (I just can’t play/choose different)Damn what a fucking game, one of the few games that actually reduce me to tears and I’m not ashamed.I decided to play the DLCs/HoS after the main story instead of earlier.

robobat: hannahbananafeefifofanna: getbentgetbent: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling

drawbauchery: spideypool is illegal i can’t believe it oh god do you think the cops will show up at my door i’ve drawn so much of it because tom holland is 3 and ryan reynolds is 183982 and they are the ONLY spiders-men and daedpool in the entire

captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”

swordonyx: finally, what i’ve always wanted to see!! someone actually trying to be the adult and prioritize steven’s feelings instead of always having him be the family therapist!!!!

Can we Talk about the fact that there is an actual dating sim game where the characters you date are actually pigeons and not humans ok.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

I have this friend that always tells me “atta girl” when I tell him about my achievements and for some reason that makes me really happy because it makes me feel like he’s really proud.

karmaaa-aaa: bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t

doyouhearthunder: kinkshamer69: 6 years later and avatar (the james cameron movie) is still completely incomprehensible to me. like you’ve got the highest grossing film in recent history and no one actually enjoyed it beyond “eh. it was okay”

I’ve given up with trying to block all the porn bots that keep following me. It’s like a never ending battle…

swdyww:I think our pbsession w Pepe the frog meme is an indication that we are all actually in fact tapped into a collective pool of deep existential despair

thedailywhat: Morning Fluff: Hanukkat is still working out the kinks in his dreidel spinning technique. [tastefullyoff.] See Also: 10 Animals Playing With Dreidels. Goodness gracious.

weedpeacelovecraft: highway131: bechnokid: siksta: Dang it, Tay and Alyssa. All I can think of are you two right now. oh Tommy Wisseau, you are a gift to this world This movie + a couple of close friends = friends cemented for life This is

fuckyeahdolan: wait a sec are u trying to cheet me again WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME?

knowyourmeme: Because it is beautiful. KYMdb - Dolan hungercity: why did i make this

knowyourmeme: Yes, this is exactly real life. KYMdb - [10] guy

onac911: Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party I don’t know what’s more funny to me, the “I’ll set up the game system!” panels or the Loki sucks power on the door.

dryvodkamartini: Iron Turtle and Turtle AmericaThis is just fan art..:o Jessie. JESSIE. CAN THIS ACTUALLY BE OUR FRIENDSHIP TATTOO?

firiona: wealldraw: im on a lot of painkillers right nwo so hahahahaha what is this?

pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this

conversatanparade: please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and look at your forearm just take a good long look at that thing the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long 9.75 INCHES so please, the next time you describe

ppitte: We thought that Kili wouldn’t have really had a beard for a long while, just a very little and pathetic moustache. And when the beard finally started growing, all hell broke loose. This is so so so messy I’m sorry. I have the attention span

aryastarking: I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT // music to play while losing your virginity in a cave 01. bump n’ grind - r. kelly 02. let’s get it on - marvin gaye 03. love in this club (cave) - usher 04. your body is a wonderland - john mayer 05.

hospitalvespers: Anonymous asked you: what is your 2nd favorite thing on the internet

henrycavills: this is the best photo ive ever seen

soudachi: shoujogenre: soudachi: okay tumblr its time for a guessing game first cluuueee is something blue THE TARDIS ITS NOT THE TARDIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHOVIAN

carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes

death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself

ftmiles: not-cooper: Come Sail Away Sometimes the internet is delightfully random.

where to take the signs on a date

kittykat8311: raccoonnation: fattyatomicmutant: Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place. with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

thecube42: this is it this is the video that ends me

candle-jack: Just a reminder that this is a comic book that actually exists. And there was a copy at the library. for my local followers who care, there is also a copy of this at Joe’s Comics.

letsallgotothelobby: Tumblr: Remember when cartoons where actually good? Me: ??????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????? when people say this all it really tells me is that they don’t actually watch cartoons anymore

sallykie replied to your post: one thing that always bugged me about …The Ice Age franchise basically became a completely different story that seemed to entirely forget what the first movie was. Which is a pity, since that one actually had like

thank you guys for all the recs, btw. This is reminding me of 10 or so years ago when I couldn’t afford to reup my WoW sub so I went hunting for free-to-play MMOs and free trials to fill that niche for me (and F2P wasn’t as common as it is now). I

captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated and

summershadowtwin:powerofvoodoo:geektoriassecret:thatdisneylover: HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY? CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING

halok: despite being the source of that reaction gif this part in life is but a dream actually fucks me up every time I watch it

fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu: If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course. *casually reblogs,

talesofanswers: Hmph. That thing? Mieuuuu, Master used to call me “Thing” too… But Master ended up actually liking me! Does that mean Asch likes me too…? No. Mieu…

Don’t Forget Me is about that spirit of universal love and the spirit of God. Whatever that might be to you. I don’t mean it in a religious sense at all. Let’s just call it an energy, or beauty. That energy is everywhere. It doesn’t turn it’s

sexyredbones: immafreebitxh: nakedcelebrity: Tyrann Mathieu ( Honey Badger) football That is not his penis! Stop Lying to me and show me the real thing! That actually is the real pic

skyhighjedi: babycakesbriauna: thelifeofnachos: These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. This will always be golden My childhood Mr. Rogers was actually an ex Marine and has

slentando: I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall

destinytomoon: Trans people before they realize they are trans: I did this oc that complety is me but they have another gender as me. I actually like see myself in them and I feel validated somehow but i dont know why. Is just feel right and accurate

sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke

Me, opening up my fanfiction and trying to remember what I was writing in my very serious fanfiction that’s serving as a coping mechanism for me before I went to bed at about 3 am: Oh yeah, he was about to see some tiddies

brunei-the-alchemist: team-vrdn: the-dusty-burrito: mynamesnotpootis: coolyo294: rifleweeb: bamsarakiilledyou: (ง'̀-‘́)ง @uss-edsall @arkhats @the-dusty-burrito Babe… Thats actually me…. Wait, thats actually US. @zeke-exielTinkerBell

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

i wonder what its like to be in love with someone that actually is in love with you too. must be nice.

Wow, that actually hit me really deep right now. Like shit that was completely out of no where. That song is already deep but not sure why just this time around it reminded me of you. All the memories just kinda came back and I got the chills. I miss

I wish I were good at something that actually matter. Something that could pay a mortgage and maybe even let me deserve friends. But wanting something to be is never enough

Okay so I’m going to the beach again on Monday and if it’s anything like today, I may actually miss the episode entirely until I can get home and watch my recording so y'all keep me updated okay? I heard that Sardonyx is gonna appear in that

Lmaoooooo fuck my school they never provide enough parking for students and then dish out parking tickets when you’re forced to park somewhere that isn’t an actual parking spot. Like ok charge me ฮ when it’s your fault that there is

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