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So, there are vibrators. But maybe you’re a bit freaked about buying one. Or young. And live with your family. And maybe they snoop a lot. Right? Well, all I’m saying is… …there are other things that vibrate. Your clit can’

Stephanie Meyer - Advice for Writers We know. She says “write for the joy of it”, which we like and think is worth quoting, then she proceeds to complain about being so famous that she doesn’t have time to write. Yes. Your life is so

Sweetheart, isn’t your dad proud of you and your sister? He was a little bit reluctant at first but … Do what I did, tell your hubby that you want to start a family more than anything else, persuade him that there is no other option than

darrencalvert: People often say to me: “You draw like some kind of inhuman machine. If I eat your brain, will I gain your power?” The answer is yes, but there is another way.The key to precise drawing is building up muscle memory so that your

New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/chinese-proverbs-change-life/Chinese Proverbs That Will Change Your Life Did you know that some of the brightest, smartest and most intuitive people on earth are the philosophers who lived a thousand

although I don’t have a step by step plan to get you to making millions, I do have some advice to help you be the best you that you can be as a creator. 1. your patrons are people 1A. it’s hard to keep up with usernames, real names, profile pictures,

eerian-sadow: dynamicsymmetry: Good stuff. This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without

asparagays: “i can’t sleep” “just close your eyes lol” wow thanks for that a+ tip how did i never think of that

iwazu: if in doubt, just ask yourself ‘would Takasugi do that?’. If you think he would, drop that issue. Burn it in your head and burry it deep, deep inside your conscience and then do the opposite, lead a happy life&be glad that you didn’t

sprosslee: jaspurr: falastinniya: you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things

ahndaodiu: chleopatraapaige: nasfera2: This the most triflin shit I ever heard in my life 😂 LOL a gay man giving straight relationship advice..Nigga please Him: I’ma cheat on you 25 percent of the time but I’ma be there to support your

normanbates: normanbates: as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from

sixpenceee: don’t date someone that promises you forever. date someone who acknowledges that life happens, that people change, that things may get in the way. date someone who despite knowing all of that, tries their hardest for your relationship.

endegame: Put coconut oil in your hair, exercise, take hot showers, massage lotion into your skin, eat food that makes you feel good, stretch, lay around in bed, and listen music that makes you feel happy. Just do you.

babeobaggins: Remember that your value as a person is not measured by your accomplishments or acclaim but by the amount of love you have given, the amount of love you receive, and the amount of love you will one day give.

fiftyshadesofmacygray: It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out. Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals

lissettemoronta: Be a selfish bitch. Don’t feel bad for going after what you want. Do that shit on your own fucking terms. Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down. Wear what you want. Do what you want. Worry about yourself being good

sailormoon4prez: rune-midgarts: mothersushi: when someone feels the need to fucking turn around and stare at you make sure to stare back til they’re so uncomfortable that they look away. do not break eye contact. assert your dominance. do not let

blck-geisha:teach ur daughters and sisters that it is okay to be alone, that the existence of a relationship does not make them whole. don’t shame your friends for wanting to be alone/being single relationships entered with these unhealthy mindsets

kriswooh:Please look after your friends. Make sure they are well and okay. Sometimes they are going through things that are really heavy. They may not say but they are. Please love them and take care of them.

actualviolence: like seriously life gets so much better / easier when you acknowledge that the vast majority of your problems and the things holding you back are within your and solely your control

the-philosophers-bone: romanovva: start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls “my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” “my boyfriend doesn’t

lyjerria: Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.

youngblackandvegan: You gotta set the bar higher for who you allow into your life and who gets your time Every person that comes into your life doesn’t always deserve a permanent place in your life Be selective and use your judgement and trust your

curvellas: cut anyone and everyone out of your life that makes you feel small, hurt, humiliated, stupid, worthless, etc. do it swiftly and violently and without remorse.

actualviolence: like seriously life gets so much better / easier when you acknowledge that the vast majority of your problems and the things holding you back are within your and solely your control

havingconversations: It’s such a graceful and intelligent thing to know how to admit you’re wrong and understand that you can’t be right about everything all the time. It’s really refreshing being able to accept, assess and evaluate your weaknesses

whitegirlsaintshit: Start that work now, before it’s too late. Put your phone on “Do Not Disturb”, forget about your crush, close the tabs of YouTube/Twitter/Tumblr/whatever the fuck, and challenge yourself to get work done. You feel so much better

disabilityhealth: Remember that you only have to take one day at a time. Don’t pile your future up on your shoulders.

sandyminn: Life gets easier when you don’t give things that bother you any attention. It’s not worth messing with your mood and happiness!!

wisesuggestion: there are ways to be beautiful that don’t involve your appearance

h0odrich: anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

candyperfumegirl: If you don’t take the time to do things that nourish your soul, you lose touch with it. If it’s all work and routine and you don’t fit some time in there to meditate or spend some time in nature or read for pleasure, everything

espressofleur: Friendly reminder that you don’t have to wait until the weekends to live and enjoy your life. Go to your favorite coffee shop after school, call your friend, bake cookies on a Wednesday afternoon, dance around in your underwear. Your

jahminican:i love that glow u get from minding your own business and letting go of negativity

Think about how you use your mental energy. Don't give your attention away so freely to things or people that don't expand your mind.

auroranibley: biscuitsarenice: Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth. She is beautiful and I love her.

eearth: Don’t settle for nice, for pleasant, for familiar. Keep looking until you find something that really moves you, that resonates with your core. And I mean this for people, for interests, for hobbies, for your possessions, clothes, music, books,

So what you made a mistake? You're trying to get better and that's all that matters. Don't let people keep you stuck in your past.

wisesuggestion:there are ways to be beautiful that don’t involve your appearance

imanes: not to be fake deep but when some people say they love you but don’t show you any love they mean they love themselves through you in the most selfish of ways they just want your attention with nothing in return and leech off your energy for

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus: starshein: Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it. Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get

missmentelle: You can always start over. You can go back to school.You can quit your job. You can change careers. You can leave a bad relationship. You can leave an okay relationship. You can write that novel.You can write that song. You can learn

wyattsalazar:the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that

eearth:Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.

tomlinbooties: u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just

flowerais:once you decide that no one can hurt u with their words or change you with their opinions, once you decide that you deserve good things, once you decide to make your life your own and try your best for yourself…not out of spite or a need for

birdhism:Cody’s here with a few self-care tips that might help you out when you’re not feeling your best.

thepowerwithin: “Be delicate with your emotions. Whether you realize it or not, there is a reason behind each and every one of them. Accept what it is that you feel, and take care of yourself accordingly.” — @thepowerwithin on Instagram

falastinniya:you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new.

myaurelia:if you remember that life is fluid you’ll never feel stuck. nothing is the end all or your only option. when something ends it’s your time to start something new. it doesn’t matter how often doors close if you’re always moving forward.

7 Things that Block your Happiness

thepowerwithin: “The world already moves by so fast. Don’t excellerate this even more by rushing yourself. Rushing your day. Rushing the process. Take it easy, remain peaceful, and enjoy the beauty that this world has to offer in its own timing. Nicole

rawrda:This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly,

That annoying moment when someone asks for your advice and after everything you say, they reply, "I know"

turntechtestament: here’s some art advice that’s actually good and applicable regardless of what your art goals are 1) figure drawing. i like this site, because it has a class mode that warms you up with shorter sessions before getting into the longer

It’s probably impossible to find someone perfect for you. Someone who turns you on, shares your interests in & out of bed, who compliments you in ways that make your partnership perfect.But that’s okay! You just find the best one you can,

dykeboots: tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases

That’s it, I’m making her the absolute queen of sass and nobody can stop me.Thank you all for the kind words and suggestions, I take your advice really seriously <3I’ll keep redesigning her and working on the final version in the spare time.

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