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You know you’re insane when: You’re slicing little pepperonies for pizza earrings for your mother’s bright idea at 11pm. Wwwhhyyyy
ctoons: You look like your pubes are poking out from beneath your shirt. Beardo, bby, you might wanna tuck that back in
chinitongkalbo: Hihihi! I lyke! Click here if you want to see the video! Wen Sheng Hao and You Sheng promised that if the movie “The Fierce Wife” managed to get a NTฤmillion box office, they will kiss each other on stage as a reward for everyone.
You like that, sweetheart? You love it, don’t you? Now your ass is mine.
That simple gesture … and your silence …marked the beginning of your new life as a cuckold …You allowed it to happen …
That sinking feeling … when your wife is about to be fucked in front of you, when you are about to become a cuckold.
donutsandsex: What do you think? I think you’re a xexe
You taught me the courage of stars before you left.How light carries on endlessly, even after death.With shortness of breath, you explained the infinite.How rare and beautiful it is to even exist. Saturn - Sleeping at Last [x]Feeding my wanderlust and
you have given yourself to me pet. When your horny it will be these hands that sate you. And when you disobey………………………..
You say playmate and I say you should find a dinner date, in that position you would be the 4-course meal… Thanks for posting
That face you make when you are talking to the person you like.
That feeling you get when you miss someone but you can't do anything about it.
That feeling you get when you're peeing after you've held it forever.
That reflex you have when your crush turns to look at you while you were looking at him/her.
That "dance" you do when you're on the computer trying to finish something quick and you have to pee really bad.
That feeling you get when you meet someone cute and all you want to do with your life is get to know them.
Kyle: Can you get us in?Towelie: Yeah I know the code. *punches in buttons* That’s the melody to Funky Town!Kyle: Do you know the code?Towelie: Code to what?
dangerouswomandeluxe: “we’ve had these really huge things in life that we’re sharing.” - karen
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You want some cheese with that whine, Peridot?
You know you’re at the wrong job when you start getting paid in feet
you know i want you, its not a secret i try to hidei know you want me, so don’t keep saying our hands are tied.u kno wtf it is
You miss doing that thing you used to do? Of course you do. Loser.
you know i love your mcgenji, synneand god its true !!! like why would anyone do that? honestly its another reason why mc*anzo puts me off is cause a lot of the shippers literally get shocked when you ship another mccree ship
ask-skuttz: You guys, its getting chilly out. Fall has been beautiful and now I love going for walks through the wet leaves. Make sure you follow ask-skuttz if you have intrest in what crops up over there, because once I pick up I will stop cross-reblog
You know, sometimes you read stuff in comics that makes you stop, think, and also say “what the fuck”, i got one of those moments while reading hellblazer #100, this is where Constantine is in hell and he learns about the sins of his father, and
You like that, Sir? You like when I send you snapchats of me playing with my little pussy?
That feeling you get when you check your statements on only fans for the first time in a couple weeks and see you have over 贄 ready to transfer
Honestly all of you need to respect when someone doesn’t have the mental energy to share their experiences with you. Respect my boundaries. There are two other people who have openly invited anyone who has questions to contact them about this, so please
You know what’s sexy? A man that’s patient and doesn’t stop until you orgasm even though he might be tired.
You’re a year closer to being 100! You can do it!
alohomorashlie: #ashlie look #okay so #this is him #after he plops onto your bed right next to you #and he’s doing this little pose #and he’s trying to tell you jokes and supposedly funny stories #and trying to seduce you
You know how celebrities and just famous people in general have a net worth?…Wouldn’t it be cool if we could see our Omo Net worth?? You could See how famously known you are all over in the omo community lol
that feeling you get when you've made someone you care about feel like shit
iguanamouth: radglawr: methsnake: imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
mikmaqs:people living in the americas, are you a settler? if so, here’s a question to think about today, and every day:do you know whose land you’re living on?if your answer is “no” or “i’m not sure”, go here.
You thought this was going to be a fun game.So far you were really enjoying it.She had her own thoughts.Your thoughts will not matter from this point on.Is that what you secretly hoped for all along?
You don't owe anyone an explanation for your size. No one has a right to question you that way. You are ok. It's ok to be fat.
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” ― Woody Allen
“You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.” ― Toni Morrison, Song of Solomon
pure-innocent-nun: justlearningasigo: You all deserve a hug from Squirtle and I for how nice you all have been lately :) That is a awesome shirt omg
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
I know at least two ladies that will really appreciate this reblog!
w4t3vr: sexclaimes: thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow: sexclaimes: First tattoo and couldn’t be happier. On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool. .. Not You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I
cuddlyukrainian: what do you mean this isn’t how you’re supposed to use life sized cutouts
baeronism: this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would be and well, isn’t this the question that keeps us all up at night? feel free to reblog and put your epithet in the tags, mine is bright-eyed
You ever have that one rp partner
The canvas that is me
watched les mis earlier… because that’s apparently my new cheer up film
Heading to the post office. Lots of orders to deliver! Going domestically to Missouri, Oregon, Washington, Texas, Indiana, Georgia and internationally to Canada, United Kingdom and the Netherlands. Look for them in your mailbox soon. Thank you again
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
That moment of burning shame when you find middle school fanfiction
You just got to find something that makes you happy, and you gotta keeps doing it.
tofugoddess: Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere
laurapalmerlaurapalmer: laurapalmerlaurapalmer: God I love Ohio this gas pump has a teeny tiny little screen on it and all it does is show teeny tiny little bible verses on it and boy they’re the ominous ones A gas station pump telling you you’re
fastlikealambo:imagine you’re at your rehearsal dinner and a lady just sits down and tells you a lesbian ghost story for 9 hours straight.
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
ever see a blogger you really like reblog a really dumb or shitty post and you just
ahpart: today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
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