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attagoodboy:That was the last drop young man. Just because I’m your stepmother doesn’t mean you can do as you please. I will not, and are never going to, accept that kind of filth in my house. I told you time and time again NO PORN and NO PLAYING
attagoodboy: I want you to wipe that smile of your face and listen to me. When that thing is hard like this, it’s because you need a milking. Nope, you can’t do it yourself. I’m sick and tired of you jerking off all over my house not to mention
attagoodboy:I want you to wipe that smile of your face and listen to me. When that thing is hard like this, it’s because you need a milking. Nope, you can’t do it yourself. I’m sick and tired of you jerking off all over my house not to mention all
cakesize: kosherqueer: “UPDATE: People emailed saying she is not a dog so i googled llama and she is a llama, and I am keeping her because she already likes me and my house” LMAO THAT’S MY NEIGHBOURHOOD! i live near this big friendly
bisho-s: If I die, remember me…. WIP (this is like… the 5% of all the work that redraw gifs takes……. Look the things I’ll do for my otp)I’m not going to be in my house all the weekend… so….. you’ll have to wait like a lot… for
freackthehopeful: knottedodyssey: Update: it was my house, and I almost died when I walked up to my doorstep today and thought I had discovered that someone had laced our door with meth. (I go to school in the METH CAPITAL OF VIRGINIA THIS IS NOT AS
dorkyoptimist: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but
asleepylioness: I feel like this coffee club thing has got me spending more time around my house not wearing clothes, and I am okay with that. And I am having tea again, as usual although this was my last bag of chai so I will be sad until I but some
ah well it took longer than usual but I hit the “I need to get out of this fucking house” moment. because my parents left food out in the open and my dog keeps trying to get at it and IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT THE FOOD IN A PANTRY
heathergraves:heathergraves:I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with meI need more low key friends Makes me glad so many people are like this. Come
carry-on-you-wayward-winchesters: otaperfect: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here
accio-kneazle: Please…please watch this.“Draco called her a what? A mud - oh my god no no no. We don’t use that word. Not in this house.”“I’m real tired of people thinking that Hufflepuff don’t do nothing. We wrote several very strongly
gabrielgastelum: 152 years ago (ok not that long ago but a while ago) @laganjaestranja and Gia stopped by my house on their way to a performance. So we snapped some fun pics before they left. I should do that more. Tell these artists to stop by before
garyplv:gainingcalicobombshell:#ssbbw #topless #nsfw #jiggles Hey babies! If you’re not following me on twitter @bbwcalicokitten or subscribed to my youtube (Caitlin Finley) you’re missing out on a few freebies! My laptop got burnt up in the house
jordan-reet: Then come over to my house and talk?! Yeah I’m not over it, you really fucking hurt me. It really hurts. I just feel like that was a boyfriend talk. But maybe you’re already replacing me in that behalf. You can be friends with guys,
sofreefifi: Sometimes my only escape and moments of solitude in my house is the bathroom lol….And some days not even the bathroom is safe…but that’s a parent’s life 🤪🤪
Still alive. No power since yesterday at 3, neighbor lost a tree that knocked down our fence and the screen patio is as good as naked right now. Not sure the situation at my house yet but my neighbor says it’s all good there. Don’t expect
heathergraves:I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
eagersissy4747: My neighbour’s invitation to ‘Come round for a chat this afternoon’ did not turn out quite as I expected. Late that night I hobbled back to my house, pussy swollen and dripping, lips gaping, cheeks stinging, clitty drained and
jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here
I literally spent 30 minutes doing my makeup and I’m not even leaving the house. Oh well, Happy Valentine’s Day everyone 😘
guooey:peachypicture:peachypicture:I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lolhe really said wtf is that and why is it in my house
Dear person who lives in my house and hates being seen naked; Close. The. Door. Use a towel. Be aware of who is around you. It’s not my fault. I didn’t wanna see any of that anyway.
crpl-pnk: don’t stop inviting your disabled friends to do things because they usually say no, don’t stop trying to hang out with us because you assume we’re not up for it, don’t avoid us once you know we’re sick. i’ve lost so many friends
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
pats-a-lats:Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and
michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pyjamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pyjamas
cheshiretiffy:pats-a-lats:Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were
kiltedpatriot: manfromwood: bondagehedgehog No, not selling off this stunning blue-eyed brunette hottie…I’ll keep her.As this is my house, and my dungeon, we always go by my rules. That means a “thorough inspection of the newly acquired property”…and
adicatdreaming: michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas yes
cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats:Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were
hitlersasshole: hiddle-winked: cannibalstarling: kardigone: Oh god, not French. ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH. *whispers* bonjour WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT I WILL NOT HAVE THAT DISGUSTING FRENCH IN MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHIT omelette du fromage
