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bobbyverse:Be careful how comfortable you get with jokes that cut yourself down and emphasize the false concept that there’s no hope for your future and life is pointless. I get that talking about struggles is important and helps in not feeling alone.
stolenswingset: donoteattheyellowsnow: 1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could
I may or may not be somewhat disturbed by the series of thoughts that I just had, out of left field, that were brought on by a joke I was making, and the following level of intense arousal and desire that said thoughts brought about.
iwishihadafather: I don’t like all these jokes about Taco Bell giving you diarrhea. Never in my life have I been so feeble that I couldn’t digest Taco Bell. Do not associate with people that are so incompetent that something as passive as Taco Bell
penispolice: mooseings: tea-and-tumblr: krykky: pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: konotherelationshipcounselor: tyleroakley: changetheworld-laugh: OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T. I DID NAZI THAT COMING. OH HEIL NO JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE THAT IS
I’m not joking when I say this was my first priority, lol. I wanted somewhere that is clean looking, has large galleries and that you can easily browse through and download pictures. Imgbox can do all that, but without the advantage Tumblr had of being
heroes-and-cons: yes billy crystal because your racist jokes are not only original but also hiLARIOUS I felt like a large amount of his jokes were racist, ageist, sexist, and body policing. I don’t quite see the purpose of having that happen.
whoosh-whoosh-tardis-noises:Trying to explain something from the Doctor Who extended universe to someone who is unfamiliar with the show is like trying to explain an inside joke, only the joke’s not funny, it’s slowly dawning on you that you sound
Oh, and it looks like “Joking Victim” is airing on the 29th in Korea as well. I’m not 100% sure, the episode comes up as “hot revenge” in Google Translate and I have no idea what episode that could be other than “Joking
the-andorian-mining-consortium replied to your post: The worst joke I ever saw on a popsicl… Because “flipping the bird”? Probably would’ve worked better as a joke if they worded it like that, but maybe not so appropriate for children
actuallyclintbarton: are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke. aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl
whteboy: if your jokes more than 2minutes long you need to not tell that joke
dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in
agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This is that moment. #honestly even though
blamedorange: i remember a convo with a friend where we jokingly discussed that if we learn that a famous person is the same age as us, there’s the tingling urge to either love or hate that person—there’s no in between. So a concept: fuyumi not
queenhissah-missmagic:lohengriniguess-blog:queenhissah-missmagic:Oh, don’t try and run away. It’s not a very good joke.I know it’s a joke because in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees.I know that in about ten seconds you’ll drop to
queenhissah-missmagic:dumb-ditzy-dog:queenhissah-missmagic:Oh, don’t try and run away. It’s not a very good joke.I know it’s a joke because in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees.I know that in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees
queenhissah-missmagic:dontmindme3:queenhissah-missmagic:lohengriniguess-blog:queenhissah-missmagic:Oh, don’t try and run away. It’s not a very good joke.I know it’s a joke because in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees.I know that in about
please don't ever joke about rape/sexual harassment or defend someone who has joked about it because it is very emotionally scarring when these things happen and it should not be turned into something that is normalized.
inkedthighsandchaos: clitorisrex: The trope of the “crazy” girlfriend is so prevalent and joked about now that girls getting into relationships are so worried about seeming imposing that they do not speak out about things that make them uncomfortable
egberts: I hate seeing these posts that are like “reblog in __ minutes or your _____ will die” literally what the fuck kind of sick joke is that do you not realize how anxious or nervous or paranoid or worried that could make somebody feel, that
trans-giles: you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
elalmadelmar: That is radfem rhetoric. I’m not joking, exaggerating, or engaging in an ad hominem. One of the foundational elements of radical feminism is the notion that violence and abuse are masculine traits, and that women, freed of patriarchal
audimilf: This is for everyone that asks why Sarah Silverman is a piece of shit. I took this from one of her stand up acts. She blatantly states that rape jokes are okay and that she does not care about her insensitivity towards rape victims. Fuck you
if your jokes more than 2 minutes long you need to not tell that joke
pradaboiswagg: frenchfrymami: mfjxhn: “That’s yo momma nigga” I watch this at least once a day Am I the only person that thinks of simba and mofossa.. Lord knows I spelt that all wrong.. When they watch this clip ? Not trying to joke. It just
teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This is that moment. #honestly
janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re right THAT IS
bitchenwitch: how do people not get that we’re not saying “you can’t do this,” we’re saying, “doing this is racist/sexist/homophobic/etc.” you’re welcome to tell sexist jokes, but you can’t pretend you’re not a sexist if you choose
dayumshecangetit: lebritanyarmor: tormans-space: dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting
are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
geminiofsin: No. No. This is not okay. Her and that fucking joke book. Every time you took more than 3 seconds to do something she’d pull that shit out and start reading it. No. That book can go to hell, even if I did laugh at all of them.
its-going-down: meckamecha: daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and
tlbodine: also-youre-mischevous: We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m
eggcroft: jokes about men doing horrible things to their girlfriends are not funny. even if the jokes are ‘tame’. that guy commenting on the photo of the woman with the great figure on Facebook just so his girlfriend will have to search to see what
slimetony: I feel like I’m too old to make jokes about not having a girlfriend so I’m going to start developing new niches of relatable jokes like that shiver you feel sometimes when you’re peeing real good
daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little
teamfreekickass: uncomfortablekomatsu: basedgoddangitbobby: petition to start calling gender fluid people transformers petition to not reduce people of any gender to a fucking joke petition to embrace trans* positive jokes and realize that in order
upsmoments: Between jokes and jokes at the party, she did not realize that her dress was transparently more than usual. Thank God nobody warned.
are-you-a-shelter:I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
trans-giles: trans-giles: you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time Equally good variant: when
dsudis:marril96:Fandoms lately. This isLITERALLYWhat the “dead dove do not eat” tag/warning means For the record.It’s not about the darkness of the content!It’s about “did you read the tags? I am not joking about the content, that is what
“People are so sensitive. They won’t even let me joke about beating up a little girl anymore.” Yes, you mutated fuckup. Because over time we have finally learned that it’s not actually funny for adults to even JOKE about beating