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phantomverse: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before joke or not, look at that skeleton
tripropellant: deadcorvus: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m legitimately scared and impressed
Can We Talk About Zayn So I’m not going to defend Naughty boy because I still think he is a dick but I’m not going to defend Zayn because what he said was fuck up in so many ways like I would never say that someone is a fat joke. I can admit that
gettingyoupregnant: impregnation-risk-sex: It’s not her body. It’s her face that makes me cum. Baby let me fill you up! “Can you remember that time I said I was joking about us having a baby? … Well I’m not and I want one… right. now.”
failturd: the first joke ever recorded was a dick joke Not just a dick joke, but a dick joke that makes you think it’s a dick joke when it isn’t.
She’s gotta learn
are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
witch-with-a-dick: bunnistrans: soviettart: SHES BEEN MAKING THAT “JOKE” SINCE HER INCEPTION ITS NOT OK she isnt joking and im sure shes plotting to kill us all I support her
pearl-likes-pi: pearl-likes-pi:Why doesn’t anyone talk about the concept art for that gritty Lazy Town movie spinoff that got scrapped. Are they not aware. I was made aware of this and i can’t stop thinking about it IM NOT JOKING THE GRITTY LAZY
caluimhood: honestly fuck u if u have a good dad and make dad issue jokes that shit damages ppl its not some stupid ass aesthetic or thing for u to use as the butt of ur bad jokes
cummbunny: “I don’t wear a size 0 because I have the body of a woman not a 12 year old” hahaha body shaming to make yourself better hahaha I am not a woman because I am petite hahaha thats a good joke Who said that bunny? Who ever it
dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in
tripropellant: mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator: tripropellant: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m
its-going-down: meckamecha: daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and
also-youre-mischevous:We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say
youmightbeamisogynist: dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting
bronzebasilisk: ransomdracalis: regretfullycantankerous: gillpanda: sits-on-you: It’s okay to make a joke about a broken down website when it’s your own, but when people treat the site like a joke, that’s just wrong~ im not sure i understand
ask-lovely-pages: OoC: DONE, LAST POISON JOKE UPDATE DONE. I’m sorry it’s not that good but sbnjfshbsjg I just wanted to finish it, ok? sososososososorry The next update will happen after she’s healed from the poison joke so she’ll be able to
Lines that probably would have been fine if not prefixed with: “not to be sexist…”. Seriously, take that line out and it makes for a reasonably clever joke.
scxrletwitches: This joke isn’t about shaming that type of woman. This joke is not about that. Whatever kind of woman you are, you’re quiet, you’re fat, you’re small, you’re big, you’re tall, you’re loud, you don’t know much, you got a
im seeing alotta “jokes” and memes about what happened to that doctor who was involved in that United Airlines mess. im not going to mention names cuz thats not my style but i have a message to those ppl. how would you feel if that were you?!?
boldlygo-vegan: I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t
freakfviry: kingofkenya: thats-a-good-joke: hypnotic-flow: do NOT tell me I’m not black because I don’t like something that other black people generally like. Do NOT tell me I don’t sound black because I articulate and/or utilize extensive
2spookytomhiddles: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. People make fun of me and
freyreh: november-secrets: aki-anyway: No, you don’t, Tom. Unsurprisingly, a bunch of men are in the comments crying about how they’re “not allowed to make jokes”, not realizing that these women clapping back are doing exactly that. Just making
bedelia-bloodyknuckle: graceespooks: drst: Punching up, not down. This is how you do that. #i don’t understand that comment but anyway it means the joke beats up on the powerful (punching up), not on the victims who are already downtrodden (punching
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
mindoftheunkind: homebodyhottie: igender:cozyqueen: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13 what is the joke? i honestly do not understand. is the joke that there is no district twelve? that it is ironic because you were expecting 13 to not be there
dancingpurge: have you ever notice that a joke can be funny but as soon as it gets popular you’re not allowed to make that joke or find it funny anymore
aaronmarquis-deactivated2017110: It’s a Ryan joke. He made it; he made the joke. Well, it’s not actually a joke; he said it, and now he’s really upset that that’s a shirt. So, you should go buy it.
celticpyro: phoenixtawnyflower: I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where
thewillowbends: I need fanfic writers to understand that Anakin is not an unobservant moron when it comes to Obi Wan. I know we joke about it, but he’s really not. It’s not that he only doesn’t understand subtle gestures of affection, it’s
sapphodelic: tinyowlnonsense: creepymallgoth: creepymallgoth: Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly
misandry-mermaid: rnonopoly: so april fools is coming up right? just telling you that: SCREAMERS ARE NOT OKAY CONFESSING LOVE AS A JOKE IS ALSO NOT OK DATING SOMEONE AS A JOKE IS DEFINITELY NOT OK DO NOT HURT ANYONES FEELINGS AS A JOKE DO NOT BE THOSE
sonicalana: jamisonmooreofficial: stonerstagram: friendly reminder that not all christians are homophobic not everyone agrees with you not all white people are racist rape jokes arent funny suicide jokes arent funny self harm jokes arent funny eating
aran-scythien: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. Sherlock fandom stares, entirely
bredtobreed: I made the joke to my brother that I needed a baby immediately to make sure the redheads didn’t die out. He took it as a challenge I guess. Ever since that joke he’s been pinning me down and fucking me silly and not stopping until he’s
rnonopoly: so april fools is coming up right? just telling you that: SCREAMERS ARE NOT OKAY CONFESSING LOVE AS A JOKE IS ALSO NOT OK DATING SOMEONE AS A JOKE IS DEFINITELY NOT OK DO NOT HURT ANYONES FEELINGS AS A JOKE DO NOT BE THOSE KIND OF DOUCHEBAGS
tazzmarazz: paying for college is a joke ok let me just hand over my entire life savings to someone i’ve never met for an education that may or may not get me a job that i may or may not end up hating
susiron: thegriffin88: Yeah, and my sister chooses to wear high heels because society conditioned her that they make her look pretty. You’re not as free as you think. I really hope you are joking. Please tell me that you are joking with that
prncediana: “There’s not a lot of representation for young girls who are best friends who might fall in love. A big point for me was to respect that and keep it real, so people can realize it’s not just a joke or, you know, ‘Oh, that’s hot.’”
andy0683: cummbunny: “I don’t wear a size 0 because I have the body of a woman not a 12 year old” hahaha body shaming to make yourself better hahaha I am not a woman because I am petite hahaha thats a good joke Who said that bunny?
YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT EATING DISORDERS, YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT NOT EATING, YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT OKAY
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:reminder for all my followers that this blog will not contain screamers, misinfo, or other mean-spirited jokes on april fool’s day, because the fact that yall willingly subject yourselves to my content is a cruel joke in itself
wcndamximoffs: “There’s not a lot of representation for young girls who are best friends who might fall in love. A big point for me was to respect that and keep it real, so people can realize it’s not just a joke or, you know, ‘Oh, that’s
dashingicecream:badgirls!au has given me life once again
raptorific: raptorific: tbh it’s a crime that the go-to D.Va joke is “she’s a video game gremlin” and not “she’s a celebrity diva who’s in love with herself” like, it’s shameful that we’re not seeing at least one blog which puts
somarysueme:1percentcharge:1percentcharge:My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive
