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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
modbec: I’m not sorry. GOSH DARN IT REBECCA! XD YOU HAVING FUN?? XDXD Sheesh, I don’t even know what to say XD
sub-mom-incest: Good girl mom, how does your ass taste? You dont seriously expect me to answer that do you son, Ive never done that before and I only did it because you asked so many times! And can you not refer to me like that, I know your joking around
Her shock wasn’t at what he said, but the fact that his comment might cause people to realize that they were actually fucking. He said that if he made jokes like that, nobody would suspect. What might or might not have been beside the point was
miltus: the-unpopular-opinions: I hate the term “race card.” Racism in this country is not a joke. This is not a fucking game of Texas Hold Em or go fish. I can’t just play a special card to one up someone in life. That’s not the way it works
L/apis L/azuli*has a bared back and midriff, bare arms, goes about barefoot and has a very flowy dress that easily billows up all around her.Makes that she’s noticeably more proactively dressed in comparison to most if not all other gems**lashes out
little-miss-mango: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Omg what if you forgot to return one? I did that twice! People signed me out as a living book. (No, they don’t get to take you home).
yummytomatoes replied to your post: your reputation is porn im not even joking WHATS wrong with that thats my life y living my calling I think your reputation is GETTIN ALL UP IN MU FAEDC ` 8l
You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a
lumnch: lumnch: It sucks that pop team epic had a transphobic joke :( one of the fortunes in episode 2 said “terrible luck: you will be stalked by a crossdresser” or something to that effect That’s not as bad as it could’ve been, I’ll keep
blackaeronaut:is-that-what-i-think-it-is:i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing:hannahphill99:greeds:stop this is so cute…..🥺Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !Peak dumbass sibling energyconfusionanticipationpure joyWhen
2spookytomhiddles: possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok fucking amen
rmctheclown: kittenmod: kinkiepie: dampho: i’d joke around with some close friends that i had this curse that would not allow me to be able to hold onto a friendship for more than a few years can you guess what happened to them yup. God this rings
oxyvolt: youre-hardtohold: bipolarkirkland: no hemo that was the best joke i’ve heard all month i cant tell if that facebook post is ironic or not and its fucking me up real bad
shiguresoenstyle:if you thought i was even remotely serious in calling t2 “bicycle sanuso” i am sorry to say that you aRE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT(yES this is the one piece x yowapeda joke that nobody asked for)
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
badjokesbyjeff: COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriouslyA former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he’d won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
wartortles: lonewolfheart: wartortles: im like horny for 30 hours a day **correction. 69 hours a day** thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day where’s that picture with the joke going whooosh
what-i-learned-from-silent-hill: Submitted by: gamersarea This is very poignant! Love is a very big, central theme in most of the games - not romantic love, mind, but the love you have for people you care about (most often that of family, especially
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have
You know the saying “bullet with your name on it? Well, here is a bullet with my name on it!! (Jacketed .45 hollow point) *I would like to stress the point that I do not own a gun, and the fact that I even own a bullet is random; and the bullet
meester-pigvig:calico-goddess:valvesoftware:fuzzykitty01: I didn’t understand the joke until I learned Honey was Latina. That sentence makes me feel sad because she’s really not portrayed as Latina :/ would you prefer her to wear a sombrero and
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: this… yeah he can pop in and see dr thunderland jr im sure that will go gayly i mean greatly that’s not the only thing that’ll be popping between them
thearideziak: that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking It’s better than ‘betting someone
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
dusqphire: quietcharms: umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show
snailytoaster: slytherinlynx: jinglejongle: mariellani: jinglejongle: mariellani: shit-me-sideways: zacharymerricks: So apparently nasa changed the dates for the zodiacs??? I’m not Pisces I’m Aquarius?????? Ya I think that makes me a Scorpio
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
realdowntomarsgirll: tzefira: highlitemami: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s
eccentric-nae: africanaquarian: thebigblackwolfe: featherinmycapandcheese: aewm: violaslayvis: electricpike: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: electricpike: violaslayvis: There are an innumerable amount of things that can be attributes to 3 L’s what
bombing: noseblow: bombing: i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood that’s not how the joke goes lmao do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
super-mario-rpg: alphaeve: aberrantkenosis: flirp: megacharizardyourlordandsavior: flirp: Look at these shitty new Pokemon. Ugh, get it together, Game Freak :/ I hope you’re joking. No, I’m not fucking joking. Miyamoto needs to realize that
dampho: i’d joke around with some close friends that i had this curse that would not allow me to be able to hold onto a friendship for more than a few years can you guess what happened to them
invader55: datcatwhatcameback: zachmorristoonart: dampho: i’d joke around with some close friends that i had this curse that would not allow me to be able to hold onto a friendship for more than a few years can you guess what happened to them …I’ve
wizzard890: pyrrhiccomedy: zonepan: tackytaako: hetphobia: hetphobia: “omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right
Please tell me that I am not the only one who has been making jokes about Zagan liking lolipops…
It's sad.
dracomalfyaoi:NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKESscreamersfake coming outsfake suicidefake crushesstuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s
sleepy-ocean-girl: badjokesbyjeff: Professor X: what’s your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that’s not going to help us Me: yes I see that now Hey Jeff, that’s an absolute spectacular joke
espikvlt:nakikin:can we have more fat characters that aren’t seen as gross/a joke this is why I wish Sophie from Anastastia had more recognition:She’s attractive, desired by men, and not a joke.
thepsychoemoreport: The joke is that its not much of a joke
possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok
standpoor: 1800butts: standpoor: hanestly:and when i say that you should stay, remember what i’m drinking’s cheap HEY! WOULD YOU MIND NOT STEALING MY PIX OR MY INSTA NAME? IDENTITY THEFF IS NOT A JOKE Lmao love yourself they literally even took
starshineexx: Tell Adam Sandler, Netflix, and Happy Madison that #RidiculousSix is not funny - its inexcusable. Native Americans are not hypersensitive. We are the first people to laugh at ourselves but this is not funny. Period. Native American women
more specifically, there are people joking that Asami would or HAS taken advantage of Korra when she was disabled and think its “hot” like oh yeah wheelchair sex, and that’s so disgusting and i’m ashamed of whoever thinks that
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
apothecary87: @spizoiky looking good as always. We aren’t saying it’s because he uses our products, but we’re not not saying that. (It’s a joke, he’s a handsome dude) www.apothecary87.com #Apothecary87 #TheManClub Photo: @lanedorsey #DumbleDorsey
pinkie’s 120% all about using jokes to cope, but for this incident rainbow uses running to cope. her speed jokes are just to show off, which is NOT ok to pinkie this time. so yeah 22.3 years sounds about right
