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It started out as a joke at a party. Louie, the guy she had been seeing for a week took her to meet his friends. He had mentioned that he had once been a stage hypnotist and it did not take much to “convince” him to show everyone his skills.It
Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not a
You thought they were joking, that it was only dirty talk to make the fantasy more fun, but then you saw his cock dripping as he pulled out of your wife. I suppose it’s not “just a fantasy” anymore, is it?
onedeadpoet: “What’s that? You want to cum? I’ll tell you what, you go right ahead. No joke. But I’m not speeding up. Try to thrust your hips at all and I go slower.”
I have a tiny little penis that belongs in pretty panties <3You were not joking! hehehe
callmepo: Remember people, Nintendo says that Cappy does not let Mario possess things, it just let’s him “capture” them. In any case, I still had to make this joke.
quesadillia: fuck-yeah-feminist: sorayachemaly: This should be posted in school hallways. Before everyone gets in a “not all men” tizzy, let’s just remember that high school hallways are filled with rape jokes… But when a girl mentions her
texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)
cuckmeme: If you like Cuckold images.. follow me at: http://cuckmeme.tumblr.com/ Are you joking, thats looks like a clit not a cock.
My sister and I were just joking around about her boobs, I mean it was impossible not to notice them even if we was related. I asked if they were really that big or if it was mostly the bra she was wearing, then she just pulled them right out! We both
It’d easy to joke that Indian woman wear saris and yet their bellies are not toned and rolls of fat can be visible sometimes. But this pic of Vidya Balan is great. Her belly isn’t toned, but you can clearly see the hourglass figure, and the sari is
diaemyung: coyoteandcatfish: glyndarling: the-real-seebs: diaemyung: No means no The cheerful-kitty facial expression really sells it. (The bonus joke is that one of the pictured vibrators is NOT safe for anal play. Kids; if it doesn’t
yummum109: privatefamilytime: One time Mom told me with a laugh that she could be just as naughty as the girls I dated, if not naughtier. I played along with what I thought was the joke and told her to prove it. She just smirked but a few hours later
00cm: readmor: bumhol: janettesnakehole: frightvale: I’ve fucking died. I’m dead. A dead guy over here. Big dead-o. Ole Dead Bones. Cause of death: Dogs, but not for that reason. I AM SCREAMING ARE YOU JOKIGN RIGHT NOW!!! ARE YOU JOKING..
when he laughs at his own joke and finds out it’s not that funny His face…. Hahaha
yoursexysister: My sister knew that I always wanted to fuck her boyfriend. We got really drunk the first night I was visiting, and she jokingly gave me permission. I wasn’t sure if she meant it or not, so I wanted to be a little sneaky about it. Now,
garretthavke: “I’m not Mr. Debonair Suave. I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn’t sound very hot to me.”
justaescape: cantgetinsideofyou: thebeetlejuice: girlwithtulle: revengelovescompany-: kiddykhaos: fuck nooooo……………………………………….. my life is a lie. WHAT? IS THAT A JOKE? WHAT IS AIR BUT….BUT HE’S NOT, IS HE?
jaehthebird: The Quest for Booty!This is a small comic i worked on for a bit ^^; a joke that has been getting on my head for months but i am glad i got this done! now i am not sure if i will color this but if u want to ill try in the future :)Also i
Oh look, a quick sketch of a naked woman that may or may not be transparent! Surely this isn’t some sort of lame joke and/or trap!
jabuzzz: garretthavke: “I’m not Mr. Debonair Suave. I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn’t sound very hot to me.” sorry I have to correct you.you are MOTHERFUCKING hot!
nickens1958: xxxstrykerxxx: madelkert: One of my all time favourites. Wanna see great stuff? madelkert got it. The Asian cock ain’t no joke she shoots some serious nuts Why was my mouth not near that??
dominel: faux-loko: 2001cyber-princess: weedporndaily: How not to sell a bong I’m screaming who told him this would work incredible cinema “Shut that shit off.” Is a joke right??
girthyencounters: Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not
ilookextremelygood: found this fucked up ear of corn at work and i showed my dude and he said “o wow its a uni corn” and i had to put real effort into not slapping him for that joke
Dude… forgetting something? No… not that I can think of… let’s practice! You’re naked! I know… a bet is a bet… I told you… if I lost… I would practice naked for the rest of the season. I thought you were joking… you don’t have
wadewilson4president: thepunkmummy:my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO I will never not reblog this piece of
onedirtymommy: thepyemancometh: When Mom asked if she looked good I jokingly said yeah you give me “blue balls” all the time … well she was having none of that and made sure I was not suffering Mom son porn
tricias-captions: Loorena thought the Sorority rule about redheads not shaving their vag was just a joke. She’s learning now that it wasn’t and breaking the rules have consequences.
thelifeisforthosewhodream: pawsupgagalove: I don’t know if this is a joke or real. It’s not funny, this is cruel and seeing this makes me want to cry. I don’t care that it’s ‘just a spider’. It’s an animal with feelings. I just want to
dirtymindedson: one of mum’s coworkers made up a fake policy sheet explaining new punishments that he forged their boss’s signature on. guess who was the only one to not figure out it was a joke? the boss had no idea when she talked to him about
Take a moment to ask yourself If this is how we fall apart
You thought you had to wait another six months for more Nicochuu? JOKE’S ON YOU – we have another chapter right now just because it’s Christmas! This means that not only do you get special presents from us, we are also one chapter away from finishing
neobiohazard: I decided to finish this because why the fuck not? So here it is, Malexandrite. For hi-res snails I guess. I don’t acutally ship this, but the idea is so ridiculous that I was compelled to draw this. But you know what? I jokingly shipped
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: heartfulpenguin: yashikoru: heartfulpenguin: heartfulpenguin: i can hear my brother screaming at his DS he’s playing cooking mama thats some hardcore cooking COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY THAT SHIT
princeowl: when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt
jelloapocalypse: seliphra:coffeeandcockatiels: anaivephilosopher: lookhereiam: Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. ^This I have friends like this. Just leave them alone, they’re allowed to do what they want. Also do NOT joke
stability: king-james-the-first: charlibaltimore: So are the black people cant swim jokes gonna stop now or…? And she smoked the second place person by 10 seconds.. thats seriously awesome, but just for clarification thats a tenth of a second not
silentandfriendly: heads up to all my followers. i will not post anything that will scare you or harm your computer on or in the days near april first. there is a difference between a joke and being a bag of dicks. that is all.
vaelkyrie: thebadpunqueen: michaelaisradashell: the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes um can you not? are you straight because I’m sensing
achievement-hunter: janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re
paywastoon: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
thepluckyheroine:sigynrising: But remember that time Ireland was so done with the Eurovision that we entered a turkey-shaped puppet who just screamed GIVE IRELAND TWELVE POINTS to a bass line I MIGHT CRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE IT’S NOT A
beowulfstits-archive: friendly reminder that spirit animals are a sacred concept in a variety of religions worldwide (many of them being aboriginal religions that are at risk of destruction by european colonialism) and are not a way to joke about your
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
str8service: joshreed439:luv2bslappedaround:jalenrosed: “no don’t do that, don’t do that” Not here! SOOOOOO Alpha male. Meaningless joke to an alpha, but charged with sexuality for us betas.
earthnation: sassythesassafras: earthnation: hey girl r u medusa because u make me rock hard lmao only greeks 18+ will get this one I am not greek and am only 14. I got that, its pretty obvious. Unless its some inside joke i sincerely doubt that
codeinewarrior: that “don’t forget i was the one that made you cum” kinda joke doesn’t even work fundamentally. i make myself cum all the time it’s not hard
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: airikjeong: So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale… A - Average B - Below Average C - Can’t eat dinner D - Don’t come home F - Find a new family AND THE FACT THAT IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE THAT’S
joshuamassive: This is some kinda sick joke, ain’t nobody that perfect, that’s just not fair. How dare you.
tomfordvelvetorchid: Guys joke and shit about girls going to the bathroom together but you realize that we’re taught to do that from a young age because you’re less likely to be sexually assaulted when youre with someone…..like its not funny….like
viscousdessert: THIS is a joke!! If you paid attention and toyed around with that post it’s a photoset with a transparent image saying “POISSON” literally fish, french for april fools… I am not leaving any soon any ever for that matter. And
mananyes91: This the #funny #message outside of a #bar in #downtown #NYC #NewYorkCity that I took last Friday but I dont remember the name of it. #derive #calculus #joke proof that not everyone in NYC is stuck-up
pixiebubblez replied to your post: ok im sorry but who is that on the table idgi? well, not living in america, i didnt get it either lol thankyou ^__^ I don’t live in America either, I just know that joke because of tumblr ahah welcome! c:
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
