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maverickmen: 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me !
myhiddengayside: My Hidden Gay Side 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me !
my-little-ninja: artemuscain-gamingandbs: lord-brixie: Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end that green dude look like a human version of @takashi0‘s avatar I can not unsee that
weasselk: ck-blogs-stuff: Can someone please get me HQ pics of Supergirl from the TTG Movie promo on tv? X3 WOW…. its not that they did this sort of joke….its that they are implying SG doesnt care/enjoys wearing a guy as a dress
gregorymichelle: grrrlrevolution: My dad just told me that he doesn’t trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn’t die woah your dad made a joke how mean of him :’( Well one… its not like they bleed so much as DISCHARGE. Two…
stridersknowbest: who care’s if they “made that up for notes” half of the shit comedians say were not actual things that happened to them it’s called joking around you joyless mush piles lol Oh good. Someone with a brain. <3
Ya. Thats not a thing. I have literally seen 2 men and 4 women behave that way in my entire life and actively stop being friends with the person. Ive heard friendzone but never in a bitter “shes a cold shrew” kind of way, only as a joke…
So Chris Brown deleted his Twitter account, over some back and forth shit he said that some female comedian had a problem with and made jokes about. I’m not in any way, shape or form a Chris Brown. I only know 1 song I like and that’s it. I couldn’t
jasontoddism: Friendly reminder that Barbara Gordon became Oracle, worked in Suicide Squad, had her own team AFTER she was shot. Besides the fact that The Killing Joke is not just story about Barbara Gordon becoming disabled woman, there is much more
jerque: fiztheancient: rooshoes: ack you guys 0r0 is chatting with me i feel faint help yea i’d feel faint from all that vomiting as well Awwww Oro’s not a bad guy!!!! What’s wrong with him? oh nothing that i know of? i was just joking haha.
omgfamilyaffair: dad told me not long ago,after a few beers, that mom was a hard woman to satisfy in bed!…whoa dad! to much information there!!!…then i replied jokingly, that if he ever really needed help all he had to do is ask….LOL…about a
achievement-hunter:janedoodles:vintar:ghostoctopusink:black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re rightTHAT
At the FOB concert last night Patrick said “It’s getting hot in here… or maybe that’s just all of you.” Afterwards, he groaned and said, “I’m the guy that makes dad jokes and I’m not even a dad.”
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
0100:there really is nothing like that sense of dash unity. when everyone on your dashboard is reblogging the same 10 posts about the same topic and you’re all making jokes that you won’t understand 24 hours from now. not to get sentimental over…whatever
silentandfriendly: heads up to all my followers. i will not post anything that will scare you or harm your computer on or in the days near april first. there is a difference between a joke and being a bag of dicks. that is all.
ttotheaffy replied to your post: You know it’s “I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle” not “I got bells that jingle, jangle, jingle” Did someone seriously say this XD SERIOUSLY?! Amusingly, yes! Maybe they meant it as a joke or something
The worst joke I ever saw on a popsicle stick was one that went “Why does a quarter flip higher than any other coin?” and the punch line was “because it has an eagle on it.”And just…that’s just awful. It’s not
To get to this place we were going to, we had to drive on a road called Sheep Creek. So, for a while, we were up Sheep Creek without a paddle
swarnpert: h0rsefetus: swarnpert: ill do it i swear. ill make that fucking cake and thats how im gonna come out to my family. im not joking what fucking cake
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
karkittyinthetardis: teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This
madness-and-gods: may-ellen: teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This.
Bravely defucked…Yeah, not proud of that joke…I am proud of that one though 😆
codeinewarrior: that “don’t forget i was the one that made you cum” kinda joke doesn’t even work fundamentally. i make myself cum all the time it’s not hard
gladerintheglade: achievement-hunter: janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in
umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show you”
kyawaiimoments: Just Away you are (((((└(:D」┌)┘)))))))
whataterriblethought: nevver: Twin Peaks Pretty much. I buy coffee from my local starbucks so much that half the time they give it to me for free because they know I’ll be back later that day for more coffee. I’m not joking, I’m averaging four
pospiscal: daltoart: pospiscal: don’t be mean to me I don’t care if it’s a “joke” because we’re just “friends” no that’s bullshit I’m allowed to be hurt by something that was clearly rude and it will not be swept under the rug or
ohgoditsafurry: I told that fire/fighting joke to my brother and he goes: “Dude they’re not that bad they kick ass.”
Quite awhile ago, @thejollybeardcollection joked that they headcanoned Emmie using her extremely long braid as a makeshift weapon. Bismuth liked that idea, but Emmie’s not so sure!
seliphra: coffeeandcockatiels: anaivephilosopher: lookhereiam: Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. ^This I have friends like this. Just leave them alone, they’re allowed to do what they want. Also do NOT joke about slipping
princeowl: when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt
mayorkima: At the beginning of the game when Isabelle said that the townspeople will donate to PWPs but that it may never get done if I don’t donate, I thought maybe she was joking. She was not.
achievement-hunter: janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy shit you’re
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
leander-ligo: my-time-and-space: flintstonevitamins: do you see this this is a white cube the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose sugarcube I’m so ecstatic that the opportunity for that joke was not wasted
fatthefuckup: This a message to all the fat people that have never experienced any kind of relationship or non-platonic encounter who don’t feel as worthy or desirable. Do not settle for a partner that will disrespect you by making fatphobic jokes
asaplifeeee: when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt
beowulfstits-archive: friendly reminder that spirit animals are a sacred concept in a variety of religions worldwide (many of them being aboriginal religions that are at risk of destruction by european colonialism) and are not a way to joke about your
nakeyaj729: popionopio: teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This
squigglydigglydoo: Something that I don’t think people understand is that certain jokes are okay for friends to make… but not for strangers to make. I insult my friends all the time. My friends insult me all the time. We’ll say creepy and inappropriate
tortureanddenial: And now, what if I decide to keep the key? Wouldn’t that be an interesting turn of events?Haha, you should have seen your face right now! Of course I will not keep it. That would be cruel. Or will I? Nooooo… Well, all jokes aside,
oppreciate: seliphra: coffeeandcockatiels: anaivephilosopher: lookhereiam: Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. ^This I have friends like this. Just leave them alone, they’re allowed to do what they want. Also do NOT joke about
I think I need to accept that I am an extrovert. My best days are busy one not in my own head in my dorm. I thrive off teamwork and social atmospheres. Knowing the jokes and knowing how happy I am to be out with people that I love can make me positively
crime-she-typed: gemini–king: weavemama: you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup. Why would you even say something like that… ^^exactly who tf raised that asshole?!
mayson2013:ctron164:Huck is lookin’ at Choke like ” Oh you ain’t know ? *No wonder she prefers Fitz*”If I were Joke and Huck said that to me. I would have left and never returned. Not just from embarrassment but the fact that he’s supposedly
just-shower-thoughts: It’s not so much that old people “don’t have a sense of humor or get the jokes,” it’s just that they’ve already seen, done and heard them before in one way or another.
holdvilagos:men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that’s the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking
ee-3: reconguista: ee-3: does the new iphone really not charge. i thought that was a joke. how does it even turn on Once it runs out of battery you buy a new one That makes sense thank you
tripropellant: altruistech: tripropellant: altruistech: tripropellant: Pretty cute until you realize that these machines will be turned by the military into war robots pretty soon @tripropellant That’s a joke, right? What’s it like not knowing
thunder28: achievement-hunter: janedoodles: vintar: ghostoctopusink: black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on holy
pathologising:actually you will not enjoy hearing this but you literally have to abandon your self deprecating humor. besides the fact that it can drive people away you literally are only hurting yourself by constantly making jokes that further cement
domtopsir: I’m not joking. Kneel right at my feet. I want to talk to you. I know you’re new to the house, and I was the one that let you rent a room here. I’m also the one that found out you’re a faggot. I don’t mean a gay guy, but a fag. You’re
elfiot: heteros spend their whole lives calling everything they hate “gay” but now that actual gay ppl are using it as a fun harmless joke to describe things we enjoy it’s suddenly “not everything’s gay guys geez!!1!1!!11!” thats cool
Me: patting my chest to encourage a burp out My sister, probably joking: QUIT SELF HARMING Me: what lol that’s not self harm My sister: you’re beating yourself aren’t you Me: SWEATING NERVOUSLY BECAUSE THATS NORMALLY HOW I SELF HARM
