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My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder if he knew that
i-miss-nick: It’s times like these where I’m like “He’s definitely joking” but then remember he’s done things like consume hot sauce that was literally melting the fork before he put it in his mouth. It was not melting the fork. That was
chastepup: It’s always fun when someone with a fairly “normal” tumblr likes one of my pictures or starts following me. The kind with jokes, fangirling, goofy safe-for-work self-pictures, etc. Not that I don’t also like tumblrs that are mostly
kissmywonderwoman:She’s not passionate or firey, unless she hasn’t eaten enough that day, in which case she’s kind of terrifying. She’s not sexy. In fact one of the running jokes of the show has Jake taking things Amy says and repurposing them
born-naked-stay-naked: bros-to-men: maverickmen: 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me ! wtf is right! well good
lilietsblog: redeaddie: ladyintheattic: i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book. This is not there in the movie???? not gonna watch it then (✿◡△◡)
myhiddengayside: My Hidden Gay Side 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me !
furbone: maverickmen: 14” Ginger cock WTF! lol no joke . im not even lying that recording is from a a vid chat with me . i was the person on the other line. and dam i wanted that in me ! Damn
How is this not everyone’s favorite joke from Season 2?Scratch that. How is this not everyone’s FAVORITE MOMENT from Season 2?
coelasquid:My general policy is not to post things on the internet that I would feel weird if my parents saw but every time Reaper says that goddamn line I think “why don’t I see everyone on the internet making this joke?” so I am releasing it
tbh tho i haven’t really seen any evidence of jontron being an asshole, he made some dumb jokes on twitter that were definitely not ok but i haven’t seen anything that shows he’s a trump supporting cunt, anyone got any sources or quotes from him
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
betterbemeta: pokemonpika77: Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons. the best part is that this is an irony moment (the joke is that Homer is not very bright but says this and we don’t expect it) but totally appropriate when you think about his
serfborts: What makes this 10 times funnier is the fact that these were lyrics from a song on her album [before it came out at the time] and not even that she could “rap”. She’s a joke.
omorainbow: honestly? one of my favorite types of omo victims are cheerful characters who make jokes to cover up their vulnerabilities. they don’t want anyone to worry, so they insist. haha, it’s not that bad! i’m not gonna like, wet myself or
razzledazzy: someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes”me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged into that
yo-its-matt: aependell: erikkillmongerdontpullout: We joke and talk about the “you’re not immune to propaganda” but the fact that all people know about Pornhub is their half ass Pr stunts and not all the terrible things they do is def because
daviddadeer: This has to be a joke No. Its not. There are ACTUALLY… people this stupid, uninformed and that into hate mongering. =) Just accept it. I have. Not everyone can be a good human being. If only.
With all the idiotic pics and comics touting that DWM BS, has anyone other than JJ himself made a decent counter-comic? Not just one mimicking/joking about it, but actually something serious to point out how much BS it is? If not, someone really should.
jh0n: Even tough this is a joke, it is extremely homophobic. Justin Bieber is obviously not female and if Selena Gomez WAS a lesbian, why would it be listed amongst negative qualities? On top of that, cutting is seriously not something to laugh about.
queer-tier: It’s honestly a bit depressing that people seem unable to distinguish “trolling” and “joking” anymore. They’re… not the same thing, y’all. Not everything is malicious. Yep.
urgewyrm: chrystalwynd: “When you’re looking at apps for your new phone, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE “OOPS” APP! I thought it was a joke. It’s not. It’s a hostile little subliminal hypnotic virus program that makes you sabotage your own birth control
verylilpimpin: honey-dipping: baestheticsss: liquid-sword23: laurennohill: thepoeticlovechild: bang: its not funny anymore It never was funny. Y'all not suppose to take that seriously!! OMG it’s suppose to be a joke. Y'all fucking shit up 😒😒😒😒😒
chroniclesofashortgirl: I’m not ugly, but I’m not pretty either Don’t get me wrong I love my hair and skin and I’m learning to love my body Too many years of never being anyone’s choice or a joke to others has made that clear to me So I am
girl-anachronsim: girl-anachronsim: people can laugh and still be depressedlaughing does not indicate that someone is not depressedpeople can smile and joke and laugh, but they can still be depressed i would like to add the following:laughing while
targaryenking: This is not right. It is not right that the sons of Ragnar should try and slaughter each other. VIKINGS︱5.08 - The Joke
tymorrowland: deadrockstars: reasons to love BOB’S BURGERSnot racist!not sexist!not homophobic!no offensive and rude jokes about people that aren’t white!! cute and original concept!endearing characters!!! SERIOUSLY ALL OF THEMlovely songs!!it
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: I’m sorry Don’t stop screaming now I feel guilty for making that joke But you said not to yell, so I’m not yelling.
deadrockstars: reasons to love BOB’S BURGERSnot racist!not sexist!not homophobic!no offensive and rude jokes about people that aren’t white!! cute and original concept!endearing characters!!! SERIOUSLY ALL OF THEMlovely songs!!it made my life
chapmangamo: ZELDA COMICS R BACK. I’m not even going to apologise for this joke because I think it’s hilarious. Big things coming to this blog soon. BIG THINGS. Keep your eyes peeled (Not literally, that’s gross.)
stolenswingset: donoteattheyellowsnow: 1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only
rniguelangel: “It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven’t left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow.
bogleech:sharkcloset:ancientson:Fuck fight for 15. ฟ/hr was a goal from ten+ years ago. Fight for ษ at least. And that’s not an exaggeration or a joke. We need a living wage, and ษ is the minimum that that can be. In some places it needs to
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As a guy, this fucker pisses me off. No respect for anyone. Fuck that. Respect everyone, until they show they do not respect you. This girl just vented, not anything else. She didn’t say anything disrespectful or even joking. Just made
tofumotherfucker: juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good not only would I immediately lose interest in you, but I would
valvala: also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and
stolenswingset: donoteattheyellowsnow: 1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could
skippercifer: There’s not a single criticism of Monsters Vs Aliens that would interest me- you think I don’t KNOW that it’s bad to look at and makes 0 sense? That too many of the jokes are driven by outdated pop culture references? This is a movie
unlockaflockofwords: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This is that moment. Mandy’s on record
teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This is that moment. #honestly
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS YOU WALNUTS YOULL GIVE YOURSELF SLEEP PARALYSIS DO NOT DO THIS Fuck that… Sleep paralysis is no fucking joke… It’s fucking terrifying
turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This is that moment.
iwill4ev: Twitterpated Artist: Xnirox P2 of 3 Wild/Feral sex. Is the best sex. Judy knows that. That’s why she’s fucking Wilde… I’m not ashamed of that joke
fromcatstoconcealer: inkedthighsandchaos: clitorisrex: The trope of the “crazy” girlfriend is so prevalent and joked about now that girls getting into relationships are so worried about seeming imposing that they do not speak out about things that
inkedthighsandchaos: clitorisrex: The trope of the “crazy” girlfriend is so prevalent and joked about now that girls getting into relationships are so worried about seeming imposing that they do not speak out about things that make them uncomfortable
the-queen-poetico: inkedthighsandchaos: clitorisrex: The trope of the “crazy” girlfriend is so prevalent and joked about now that girls getting into relationships are so worried about seeming imposing that they do not speak out about things that
johnreeses: curvedpromises: deadrockstars: reasons to love BOB’S BURGERSnot racist!not sexist!not homophobic!no offensive and rude jokes about people that aren’t white!! cute and original concept!endearing characters!!! SERIOUSLY ALL OF THEMlovely
“I don’t wear a size 0 because I have the body of a woman not a 12 year old” hahaha body shaming to make yourself better hahaha I am not a woman because I am petite hahaha thats a good joke
bobbyverse:Be careful how comfortable you get with jokes that cut yourself down and emphasize the false concept that there’s no hope for your future and life is pointless. I get that talking about struggles is important and helps in not feeling alone.
solvalouthesodalou replied to your post: New item to the collection, Sylveon + …“glass tumbler” oh my g tumblr is glass now?? ?????????????????????i’m not sure if you’re joking or not but a “tumbler” is a drinking glass that has
paraladi: paraladi: psa @ nonblack ppl who have seen black panther Be mindful of what kind of posts you’re making, memes or not. If you’re white, it is absolutely not your place to joke about colonialism or disrespecting white people like that’s
bpd-raincloud: does anyone else realize like mid-laughing that they’re just not happy? like you’re laughing and the joke was funny but you’re not REALLY laughing and you just feel empty
the joke is I’m not sure if that’s paint or not hah aa ((jk it’s paint))anyway I entered this in the HS shirt contestplease vote it here if you like it <3 (you have to log in/register!)
Well, okay. That giraffe is pretty good. or maybe they were bad…I’m not sure what the joke or reference behind this is, if there is one (a few people in the imgur comments were wondering too so it’s not just me.) but bless the internet for